I'm sure that YOU will find out ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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I'm sure that YOU will find out ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
So am I , that's I'm asking. Does it involve bondage? Oooh, did I say that out loud? Still haven't gotten any quality time with hubby, sorry. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
LOL... see what I mean:eek:
Eeek, I already broke the rules?Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Hmmm, I already broke the rules?:D
So M, are you going to punish me? Please? ;)
Dangit, I need quality time, really soon kids, until then, I am not responsible for my posts. Blame it on frustration, and the lack of charged batteries. :D
Too far M?
Wife reads an article,
"Wow! A bull can have sex 3000 times a year... I wish u could do the same".
Hubby replies, "Ask the bull if he has sex with the same cow'
Cow? Are we going there M? ;)
LMAO... not going there alty:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Wiggy help us all out here!!
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Originally Posted by friend4u178
Wiggy's at work, it's just you and me bud. Are you scared? You should be. Muwahahahahahaha :D
Uh oh... Jared... Sydney... are you there??
M qiuck retreat to your corner :eek:
Chicken. :)
Jared and Sydney are my flesh and blood, they will not side with you. If they do they will hear how I suffered through 9 months of pregnancy, per child, labor and delivery, I have video to back it up. Trust me, in the end they will be on my side. :):)
M!!!!!!!! There will be NO retreating to your corner!!!!! You are in charge, Alty is a challenging you... you have to show strength now...Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Do I have to worry the whole time I am away? Is there no rest for the weary? :confused:
M...Stand up straight, shoulders back, hat on straight, AND your hands on yer guns. Now march out there and uphold the rules......
Sheriff...
I thought that I wasn't supposed to have grapefruit at all with the pills I have to take. Now my Doc has told me it is OK in moderation. I haven't had cold grapefruit for over 2 1/2 years. I am eating my first one now AND it is GREAT, boy I missed it. Nice and cold with salt... great!
I'm a challenge? Stringer dear, I haven't yet begun to challenge M. Muwahahahahah.
Come on M, if you can handle me, then you can handle anyone. Are you up to the challenge? Hmmmmmm? Do you feel lucky, do you? Muwahahahahahahaha. :):)
Never had grapefriut, actually, not true, haven't had grapefruit since I took a bite of my moms when I was little. Ugggh, still remember that day vividly. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
It's all good stringer , all part of the strategy... you have nothing to worry about!! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Stringer, are you sure you can take a chance leaving M in charge while you're gone? Perhaps you'd rather leave me in charge, after all I have the second whip. :)
SHOTGUNS?. Alty duck! (no pun intended :D ). Spidey might just take advantage of the powers that be, and get a little trigger happy! We will have to devise a plan of our own girlzzz! Shhhhhh... the Sheriff might have this place bugged!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Starby, grab the guns and run, you and I will run this place, shhhh, don't say anything, just sway your hips and bat your lashes, pouty lips and a twinkle in your eye. Okay, go.
Can you do this... and disappear... and come back without you even noticing:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I have you covered my dear Alty:cool:
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Hear yee, hear yee... there IS NO second whip.. propaganda only! No second WHIP! Only Susy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
You underestimate me, which is exactly what I want. I will leap when you least expect it, you'll never see it coming dear M.Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Disappear, no, I can't do that, but seduce and destroy, that's right up my alley. :)
So M, how you doing? ;)
How wrong you are Stringer, how wrong you are. Salvador is not the lone whip, no he is not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Meet my new whip. I have decided, after long consideration, to name him, Bob;
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Bob, this is everyone, if they misbehave you will get to know them well. :D
Hellooooo Bob! I like you already! You're a handsome looking whip! Susy is no match for you! You are a strong sexy whip!
Here is a run down. Spidey likes to go by many Alias's. Don't let him fool you! If he tries to seduce you... he is in disguised as Francine. If he tries to be silly to confuse you... he will be dressed as Franny Pants. If he is dressed all in black,and wears a mask, he is disguised as Batman. If he is spinning webs... that will be Spidey!
Watch out Bob... he's a tricky guy!
Bob is prepared and he isn't worried.
We've been training for the last few days, he's a natural, can hit the whisker off a fly, yes he can.
M, you're in trouble dear.
Bob looks way too meek to be a threat... he never be able to compete with
HAGAR the Mace!! :cool:
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Hmmm, Hagar, very nice M.
Do you really think that Bob is the only weapon in my arsenal? Silly M, of course he isn't.
There's Bruno the bullwhip, Billy the bow and arrow, Gerald the gun, Ron the rifle, Lance the lance, so many men, so little time. :);)
Surrender and I'll be kind. :)
Heh
Hagar backwards...
Is RAGAHHHH!
Sshhhhhhh! Alty don't tell k?
YouTube - Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff
AltyQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
HAGAR is just here to take care of Bob (oooh that names scary)
I have an array of weapons in the Batcave that will look after all those other poofy weapons... too easy!!
Poofy, oh no you didn't! :eek:
The only thing poofy in my arsenal is Wiggy. My boys are strong, tough, they can tear your little Hagar to shreds.
As for the names, if you're really good and really tough, you don't need big names.:D
I'll meet you at the bat corner at midnight for a duel. No weapons, just mano a mano.:cool:
K... Aaaahhhh... K?? :rolleyes: :eek: :) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
No prob M, nope NONE AT ALL... ha ha... this tiny thing requires BATTERIES!! All batteries in Canada are now in transit to the USA... not one left in Canada... NOT A ONE.
And besides M, stand back from her... it is only "six inches" long... hahahahahaha and HA!!
Use the shot gun!!
Remember M, you'll have to clean out the jail cells, still dirty from the last bunch of "ladies" we had there... :eek:
Worry Stringer, his strategy isn't working. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
6 inches long? Stringer, do you really want me to go there? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Alty
You haven't won 1 Round yet :D
I have her under control stringer... the stronger will survive!!
Cel... a... brate.. CEL>>>A>>>BRATE!! YES... very good Deputy... "HAGAR THE TERRIBLE"!! There is now no resistance left...Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
What...LOOK! BOBBI is shaking and whimpering over there in your corner M!:D :D
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Originally Posted by friend4u178
In all my 37 years no one has ever been able to say that. :cool:
Missed the sheriff and didn't shoot the deputy... ~~~~~~~~~~~~:DQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
So do I get a Medal :p ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Alty... this Batman person is having an identity crisis! He didn't pay the rent, and got booted from the Batcave. He forgets he is now Spiderman, and forgets he now lives in the cheaper part of town! He sits at home all day spinning webs!. I think he's bored!. we can fool him! I saw him trying to go to the corner store today... his web broke, and he fell on his head! I don't know if he is thinking clearly! :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
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