Hi Stringer. Like the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick
But the magic in the wand. ;):)
How are you today dear?
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Hi Stringer. Like the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick
But the magic in the wand. ;):)
How are you today dear?
All this talk on the "Fake Boobs" thread about how girls can't tell... right.. thumbs, noses and the space between the eyes... you just have to know how to read them. Now, that being said and to remove ANY doubt... I was told this by some of the girls I used to date... before... before Marta that is... well... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
And that Darlin' is... ta da... from experience only. (period):rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Experience, yup, glad those days are over. ;):)
I should be making supper, but the kids aren't hungry yet and I really don't
Feel like cooking, I'm running out of ideas for my two picky eaters. Any
Suggestions?
I've never actually tested this theory... lol... but I've heard you can tell from the distance of when you put your thumb and pointer finger together (touching and how far your other thumb reaches on your wrist.
::You're doing it aren't you:: LOL!
Ha... how low do you think I am... yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Nice... again you start a subject for discussion and then you run... ha:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Careful, she keeps that whip pretty handy Stringer! She doesn't usually leave without passing it on to the gatekeeper! Mwaaahahahaha! ;)
Sorry all, phone call from my cousins daughter, she's 20 and for some reason
Finds me fascinationg to hang around with, don't know why. ;) She wants to come
Over tonight, but I'm so not in the mood for drama today. Sigh, was I that
Naïve at 20, don't think so, but honestly, can't remember. ;)
Well you're just fascinating Auntie Alty!. or I guess in this case, fascinating Cousin Alty. Maybe she needs you to drive her to the drugstore to refill her abstinence prescription!. sorry, lol.
Did String man leave? Where'd you go Stringy?
I think Marta is calling, time for dinner and a movie. Stringer, have a good one
Talk to you soon sweetie. :)
Yup, I be fascinating, all the younguns want to hang with Alty, really, why, I want
To know. :)
Probably because you are fun, and you don't look down on them, but you don't put up with their bullcrap either, and they know it?!
C'ya Stringer. Have a good night with Marta!
Oh great! Here come the thunderstorms! So much for Mr. Sun!
... aaaand there goes the satellite!
Oh no, not the satellite, anything but that, how will you survive? ;):)
If you're getting thundershowers then it's probably headed my way, drat,
Another night of twitchy bunny's and kids, and me too, hate thunder storms, and
Wiggy is at work, who's going to comfort me and keep me safe. Waaaaaaa! ;)
Starby will give you virtual hugs, and make you virtual popcorn, and bring virtual beer! Have enough virtual beer, and you'll be just ducky! :D
Actually, I luuuvvv thunderstorms! Well until it turns into a tornado, or a huge tree misses my house by inches, like last yr. Eeeekkkkk! No one could drive down my street for days until the city came with the chain saw to get it off the street and out of my yard. Now THAT was annoying at 7am! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!
7 am, are they crazy?
Sorry, another phone call, my friends wanted to know if my satellite was down,
Yup, it was, okay now though. They were all in a panic, they watch TV 24/7 so it's
A big deal for them, and when I say 24/7 I mean, watch, not just have the TV on
For background noise, but watching it the entire time.
Lash Larue?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Exsqueeze me? ;)
I've got to run for a bit guys, time to get the kids settled, play for a bit, tickle
Them until they scream STOP, hug, read a book, you know, mom stuff. ;)
I'll try to get back on later, depends how it goes, they always get to stay up a bit
Later on Friday. :)
Be good, um Stringer, do you want control of the whip while I'm gone, can you
Be trusted to no abuse it's power? I think so, here you go.
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Watch how you swing it, you could get hurt. :eek:
OMG!! I have been given the coveted whip, what to do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Ohhhhhh noooooo! String man has been given the whip! What has happened here? ::running, running... yikes!! ::
Come here cutie, I will be gentle,. I promise. I do.
EDIT: Scarty Kat... LMAO
I'm used to having the whip though! ::sniff sniff::
Oh don't mention the C A T word! That could get the household in an uproar! ::Here Kitty Kitty Kitty:: HAHAHA!
EDIT: Now you're confused aren't you?! Lol
Seems to be a constant state.. at least when I am awake.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Good night to you Starby and please tell everyone for me good night also... parting is such sweet... whatever... can you tell I am tired?
Night.
G'nite Stringer, and G'nite to Marta too! Sweet dreams!
Edit: I thought it was just me that was confused! Turns out to be a club! LOL!
Goodnight you.
Goodnight Joe.. how is the family?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Well hello Joe... G'bye Joe... G'nite Joe! Nice to almost talk to you Joe! LOL!
Sweet dreams to you too!
Wow, give Stringer a bit of power and he goes after Starby, hmm, is that
A bad thing, got to think on that one. ;)
Yeah, you better watch who you give that whip to! It's scary all alone with whip man! I think Joe stopped by to save me though! :)
He didn't stay long though, Joe, where are you, why didn't you save poor
Starby from Stringer the whip boy? Boy, wait, no man, oh, I'm in trouble
Now. Stringer, you are a man, a big hunky, tough, man, all man, nothing
Boy like about you, nope, not at all. ;):) Lub you Stringer, big hug sweetie. :)
Hey Starby, stupid question. You and I are the only ones on here tonight, why
Are we typing back and forth, why aren't we talking on the phone instead, my
Fingers are getting sore. ;)
Ooooh, bailey's forget the darn beer! :)
"OFFICIAL MANDATE:" hear yee, hear yee: I STRINGER am in sole possession of THE whip and I know how to use it---"crack crack." Now line up...
Morning all!
Good morning... ;)
(Stringer, knowing you, I am still not afraid, even if you got her whip... )
That's because you l.. o.. v.. e me... RIGHT?? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by startover22
It is because I know you are a gentleman, and good man... you wouldn't hurt a flie, let alone get someone with a whip... SILLY!
Oh well... I guess that will suffice... but don't say it too loud... K? People are kind of thinking that I might be dangerous... hee hee.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
EDIT: I have six days to pick a new car for myself, my lease on my GMC Denelli runs out on the 20th of this month. Then Marta's runs out next month on the 21st. So more of the same, I don't like car shopping......I just want them to get to the point..ya know? This is what I want...do you have it(period).
You are all safe with Stringer in charge of the whip. Lol
I sometimes only have a couple of minutes on here. Just checking in and checking out.
You are all good.
Well check in later after my afternoon WALK.
Joe
Thanks Joe, I appreciate your vote of confidence my friend. That's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: SHERIFF, yes I am the SHERIFF and now I can use the whip in my arsenal...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Alty: "Lash Larue" and old, I mean old western about a good guy that wore all black (yep, even in the hot desert sun) and his only weapon was... guess.:D
Okay Stringer, hand over the whip, Alty's back. Hey, let go, it's mine
It was only on loan to you, don't do that you'll hurt yourself, oh, see now
You've got a boo boo, here's a bandaid sweetie, now GIVE ME MY WHIP!! ;)
Hey all, here for a minute or two, just checking on all of you to see if you're
Behaving. :)
Nope... :rolleyes: Need it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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