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  • Apr 16, 2008, 10:26 AM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    CANOE -- CNEWS - Weird News: Nubrella - an umbrella you wear
    The Nubrella, hands-free and usefull....50 bucks to walk across the street holding a coffee in one hand and what ever else you need the other hand for...LOL

    ---------------------------
    I would love to see that thing in action during 40km an hour winds.
  • Apr 16, 2008, 10:29 AM
    startover22
    Ya, I know.
    For 50 bucks, these would be great at the Football games though! College and my sons, I may have to buy two tickets to sit down in my row though! LOL
  • Apr 16, 2008, 05:35 PM
    magprob
    One 50 mile an hour wind and thunk! Off goes your head. "Hey, what's that up in the road... ahead?
  • Apr 16, 2008, 05:43 PM
    startover22
    Maybe for you guys, but I am way stronger than that... Don't you remember I am a tough cookie? LOL
  • Apr 17, 2008, 12:41 AM
    Curlyben
    Spam
    Spam
    Spam
    Spam
    Fried Eggs
    And Spam


    Cos I can ;)
  • Apr 17, 2008, 07:11 AM
    magprob
    I'll have what he's having. And make it snappy!
  • Apr 17, 2008, 07:27 AM
    startover22
    OMG Ben running into you more than once in a day is plenty thank you... :)




    EDIT:::::::::::::::
    OK, I feel bad for saying that... Damn
    I am such a weenie...
  • Apr 17, 2008, 07:37 AM
    magprob
    Ben is management. He has to do a walk through to make sure we are in accordance with the law... you know... wearing pasties and not serving to minors.
  • Apr 17, 2008, 07:44 AM
    startover22
    LOL, you
    You better hide better Mag
  • Apr 19, 2008, 11:30 PM
    magprob
    I have the two most important things I need to be a great consultant.
    Grey hair and hemorrhoids.
    The grey hair makes me look distinguished-
    The hemorrhoids make me look concerned.
  • Apr 20, 2008, 07:59 PM
    startover22
    LMAO, that is great to know Mag... :rolleyes:
  • Apr 21, 2008, 05:53 AM
    rpg219
    Okay... I am blonde with hemorrhoids... does that make me appear dingily concerned? Hahaha
  • Apr 21, 2008, 06:14 PM
    magprob
    He must have been watching reruns of The Flying Nun? They still show it in Brazil you know.


    Priest carried aloft by balloons missing
    Fund-raising stunt goes awry, but supporters hopeful
    The Associated Press
    Updated 2:48 p.m. MT, Mon. April. 21, 2008
    SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil.

    Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.

    Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute.

    He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials, according to the treasurer of his Sao Cristovao parish, Denise Gallas.
  • Apr 21, 2008, 08:21 PM
    startover22
    I just read up on this... LOL, hope he is OK!:)
    And I hope he had fun!
  • Apr 22, 2008, 06:49 AM
    magprob
    Bank of Canada lowers target for overnight rate to 3%

    By Kate Gibson
    Last update: 9:07 a.m. EDT April 22, 2008Print RSS Disable Live Quotes

    NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- The Bank of Canada on Tuesday said it is lowering its target for the overnight rate by 50 basis points to 3%, with the bank projecting a "deeper and more protracted slowdown in the U.S. economy." The bank forecast the Canadian economic would grow by 1.4% this year, and 2.4% in 2009

    Sorry Canada but the New World, Banking Elites have us all by the Chick Peas. America has given them the strength and power to manipulate the world. The common American wants no part of this but if we don't pay them the tax, we go to jail.
    "Oh the times they are a-changin."
  • Apr 23, 2008, 08:32 AM
    startover22
    Mag, not sure if you saw this one yet...

    Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

    1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

    2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a
    Woman... neither works.

    4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

    6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

    7. The most quick way to double your money is to fold
    It and put it back in your pocket.

    8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn
    By reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest
    Of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out
    For themselves.

    9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
    That comes from bad judgment.

    10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
    Back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

    11. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot
    Easier'n puttin' it back.

    12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
    So good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
    Hunter came along and shot him.
    The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

    First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you
    Stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

    Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

    Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
    Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
    I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
    Paved.

    Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to
    Go back to youth, think of Algebra.

    Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything
    Either dries up or leaks.

    Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without
    Getting to the top.

    Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you
    About aging is that it is such a nice change from
    Being young.

    Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how
    Splendid the day has been.

    Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
    With sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's
    Called golf.

    And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
    You won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 09:23 AM
    shatteredsoul
    Wow Start, great post, I loved every word of it... Good Morning my friend.

    HEllo all, Happy hump day...
  • Apr 23, 2008, 09:27 AM
    startover22
    Oh geeze, HUMP DAY!
    Magatory, I can't wait to see what you ad to this one...
  • Apr 23, 2008, 10:28 AM
    shatteredsoul
    Well its WEDNESDAY, the middle of the week so we are getting over the "hump" nothing inappropriate.. sheesh! Get your mind out the gutter START! Hahaha..
    I can't wait to see what MAG says either..
    HI EVERYONE!!
  • Apr 23, 2008, 11:07 AM
    Chery
    OH, I remember celebrating HUMPNIGHT at the Officer's Club. It was such fun, eating Ribeye steak, baked potato, and corn on the cob, then dancing to my favorite DJ. It made the remainder of the week easier to go through.

    And now, I stay at home and get to watch my favorite Sci-Fi shows because they all come on on Wednesdays. What more can a girl ask for..

    Yeah, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Andromeda.
    I usually wind up dreaming of Richard Dean Anderson or Kevin Sorbo.. Ha Ha, you 'gals' can envy me anytime!

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_17.gif Oh, hi Mag.. how are you doing? Hope we didn't distract you too much...
  • Apr 23, 2008, 12:34 PM
    startover22
    I associate HUMP with dirty thoughts, sorry. I had no idea that it wasn't dirty, gosh!
  • Apr 23, 2008, 05:30 PM
    magprob
    I only have one thing to add Start.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 05:49 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I only have one thing to add Start.

    I would love to know what that is Mag! :cool:
  • Apr 23, 2008, 06:15 PM
    Fr_Chuck
    Just to let you know, received a report on some comments on the threads, I understand most is in good fun ( hope so anyway) but remember a newer member who does not love each other like you all do, may misunderstand some of the comments. ** Ok, a few of them confuse me,

    Just wanted you to know.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 06:17 PM
    startover22
    True, I apologize.
  • Apr 23, 2008, 08:05 PM
    magprob
    See there? They'll stone you when you're being so good. They'll stone you when your playing your guitar. I would not feel so all alone... everybody must get stoned.

    YouTube - The Black Crowes - Everybody Must Get Stoned (Live Cover)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 10:10 PM
    magprob
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  • Apr 23, 2008, 10:14 PM
    startover22
    LOL... (Start shakes her head in disbelief)
  • Apr 23, 2008, 10:31 PM
    magprob
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  • Apr 23, 2008, 10:38 PM
    startover22
    Hahahah, Mag ain't that the truth!
    If I liked beer at all, I would do just that! I know, I know, who doesn't like beer? You don't have to say a word... LOL
  • Apr 24, 2008, 04:57 PM
    startover22
    YouTube - Salt Water into Fuel
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:08 PM
    magprob
    That really is amazing Start! It will be interesting to see how quickly our corporate government stoolies squash it, outlaw it, demonize it, belittle it or just plain ole steal it.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:11 PM
    startover22
    I thought the same thing... outlaw it was my first thought actually. Cause they are good at law making, aren't they? Sheesh!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:14 PM
    magprob
    Bush is probably creating the anti-saltwater burning, radio wave emitting terrorist act as we speak!
    "It is my duty to protect America from terrorist with explosive salt water bomb, radio wave emmitting danger devices."
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:17 PM
    magprob
    "That cause cancer!"
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:29 PM
    startover22
    Everything causes cancer... me making dinner tonight will probably cause cancer... golly!
    What to do... what to do...
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:41 PM
    magprob
    Well at least your cooking won't kill them right away!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:42 PM
    magprob
    Will it?
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:44 PM
    startover22
    No!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 05:51 PM
    magprob
    :) :)

    I know, you better smile when you say that!

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