Somehow I don't think that is quite the sales pitch you have going there Adam.

I take it your boss hasn't figured out that you are falling behind at work?

My boss has no clue what goes on. As long as I give him 2 reports monthly then he is happy. And as long as my paperwork is in line for inspection by the state and county. I am almost caught up now though and he hasn't made it to work yet, so I think I am safe!

Well, I guess I scared everyone away. I got caught up on my work now.

Eh, Adam, I guess it would not hurt to have a part time job right now. Does it involve using the internet? Hmmm... Would like to know how much I will get paid for doing your paper work for you..?

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Well I am better this morning.

I finally fell asleep last night about 12:30am. I just feel icky today, lack of sleep icky.

Thank you though, I did take some medicine before I went to bed. I just have to catch my headaches earlier.

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Great minds=headaches

PAYMENT: He will arrange one conjugal visit per week, by his duties of deputy.

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Great minds=headaches

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Good, cause I was more worried about an aneurysm.

Honestly all I keep thinking about was ten years ago, my boss lost his wife at 33, due to an aneurysm. It's so sudden and unexpected, she left behind a 2 yo and 4 yo boy at the time. Isn't that a horribly morbid thought to not be able to shake.

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Good, cause I was more worried about an aneurysm.

Honestly all I keep thinking about was ten years ago, my boss lost his wife at 33, due to an aneurysm. It's so sudden and unexpected, she left behind a 2 yo and 4 yo boy at the time. Isn't that a horribly morbid thought to not be able to shake.

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Yes, that was terrible and it strikes indiscriminately.

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Eh, Adam, I guess it would not hurt to have a part time job right now. Does it involve using the internet?? Hmmm..... Would like to know how much I will get paid for doing your paper work for you..... ????

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Well, You can do my paperwork for me and get paid $8.00 per hour plus free coffee. Then you can sit around and play on the internet. Deal?

Oh, and don't worry. I only get paid $11.00 per hour so it isn't much more than what I will pay you!

Sorry I can't take that much of a paycut to sit around and play on the internet. :(

Free coffee, internet. Sitting around. Sounds like a deal to me. Lol

Ok, Justy you are hired! Now you are Fired! Lol
Joe, Welcome to your new job.

FIRED!

Who me? I can't be fired... I am filing for unemployment then.

Ok, I'm sorry Justy. Still friends?

You betcha.

Thankfully I still have this here job. Good thing I never turned in my notice. :D

Yea, that is a good thing. It getting pretty slow around here at the jail.

It's pretty slow today period, even the threads. ::pout::

Yea, I looked through the threads and the same ones keep appearing. Not much I can answer today.

All right, I am going to take a nap in one of the cells I reckon. I am getting tired around here.