Magpie, please loosen my restraints!!

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Originally Posted by J_9

My mouse pad wishes you the best!!!!

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About that mouse pad, is there any way I could purchase it from you? I can't find one anywhere.:(

Honey, it is all dirty and nasty, but I am pretty sure I can get one for you.

I will give it to you in Vegas BABY!!

Maggie, if I can't get one, I will send it to you, but you don't have to purchase it from me. Just gimme a little...

Your address.

Oh my! Now you're scaring me. You know I'm not that kind of boy. My honey would skin me alive if I started consorting with leather clad hussies in Vegas... she would box my big head! Drag me down the strip screaming and begging for mercy. No thanks. I'll keep looking on eBay for my Hormel Spam paraphernalia, thank you very much.

OH MY GOD mag you need this you so so so so need this lol

eBay.co.uk: SPAM COSTUME Look Like A Can of Spam ! ADULT new A7141 (item 190054163514 end time 20-Apr-07 12:16:30 BST)

I already have one. I also have Spam PJs. What I really want is the Spam Ranger helmet with the built in microphone and flashing red light with siren. Or the Secret Spam Agent briefcase with handcuffs and finger print set. Now your talking about hard to get collector items. But thank you for the lead. I might have a member of the Idaho Spam Collectors Club that needs one. I'll check around.

Giggle oh my word you need a spam counciler giggle

Yes, I am obsessed with Spam. But can you really think of a better thing to be consumed with. The firm pinkness of its strong, squrejawed shape. The way the gelaten falls around it luscios, pork like frame. Oh my! Please excuse me.

LOL OK you get the prize for being the looniest :D

This is too cute! I've got the movies!

Yup, maybe I will see Magpie tomorrow in the real looney bin. Hope he is restrained though.

I like this spam person. =]

And that is all I am after. An exercise in loonacy! As Moon the Loon said... "Who's Next." I still can't seem to get started on the second half of my book though, "There's a Giant Poodle in my Gravy." I do think the Spam angle might work in somehow though. Spam Gravy? Giant Poodles? Yea!
And thank you Rockabilly. I myself am a PsycoBilly. A true Horton Heat desciple.

Reverend Horton Heat

Oh you are funny sure make me giggle anyway mag

Quack Quack!

Waddle waddle!

So, Synn,

If it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck...

Could it be...

a...

DUCK!!

And if it WEIGHS the same as a duck...

Then it should be a CROW??

It's a WITCH!

BURN HER!

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Noooooooooooooooooooo

i'm melting!!

Melting!!

But... I don't even HAVE a little dog Toto!

Oh so tierd just had dinner and ben hasn't long been home early to bed tonight that's for sure :D

Here CBW, take this tiny little pill it will wake you up. LOL

Can *I* have that little white pill?

Puh-leeeeeeeze?

Sure I have plenty for everyone...

*bounces off the walls a la Roger Rabbit*

MMMMMMMM was it a white or blue pill huh huh

I got my third green box! Wooo!

Laura sorry about the grammar patrol last night. I wanted to tell you about the present I got from Lou last night!

She adopted 2 baby chickens called Ben and Lou for me! They're being hatched on a farm in Nottingham and will be looked after and I can see them on a webcam and go and visit them and everything! Cute!

Chickens lol bet they don't lay chocolate eggs though...

They are cochins! Omlet UK | Breed Information | Chickens | Cochin

Oh my god they look like they have leg warmers on lol

And thus they are awesome.

That's just too funny millie thinks there rabbits time for a bit of a animal lesson I think lol

Awwwww.

Everythings a rabbit at the moment she saw some Tuesday and I think she is in love with there small fluffyness

Hello everybody, I am going to the loony bin called work. Enjoy the day at yours.

Joe

Time for an outing to the zoo!

She lives in the bloody zoo lol

Cappy, those are very cool lookin' chickies. I thought they were wearing Jammy bottoms. Good thing that you are only sponsoring them and not taking them home. Very messy and stinky are chickens. Their poop just sticks wherever it drops.

I woke up to snow again, took a quick look out the window, and saw something big moving in the corner of the yard. When I did a doubletake I realize it was four wild turkeys huddled together pecking what they could off the ground. There was one male surrounded by 3 fems. Sort of reminded me of you.