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Originally Posted by redhed35

ah sunny if you could see me now,stuffing my face with special fried noodles,and half a duck to go!

bring back the boobs.

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Do it for the boobs red, for the boobs.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

oohh look at that little tail shaking. hmm better watch it!

thats a cute avi shaz

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Shanks :D

Mmmmm boobs

Quiet castle today. Everyone must be resting from the chaos yesterday. Wusses.

You people scare me.

I'm sitting here, having my first coffee of the day (ya, I slept in), sign onto AMHD, come to the castle thread and we're talking about boobs?

Do I want to know?

I don't know where the boobs came from, I just saw them and got excited.

I'm here,chomp chomp chomp.. need energy first sunny.

Id love a smoke.

Lost my boobs and bum... I was sick,working my way to get them back,I miss those girls.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

lost my boobs and bum...i was sick,working my way to get them back,i miss those girls.

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I think I found them and I don't want the extra!

I'll mail them back to you.

I have to say, you have a nice bum, very comfy to sit on. ;)

Boobs? Alty don't be scared just jump right in. You see, red needs her boobs back, so she is eating, lots! That's all there is to it. Right red?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I think I found them and I don't want the extra!

I'll mail them back to you.

I have to say, you have a nice bum, very comfy to sit on. ;)

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Alty, if you have found my boobs I need them,and the bum I have at the moment is boney and flat,not attractive!

Anyone with spares throw my way,I want my c cup back!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

alty, if you have found my boobs i need them,and the bum i have at the moment is boney and flat,not attractive!

anyone with spares throw my way,i want my c cup back!

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I have 32F's, so I can spare a bit of mine.

::looks at bum::

Ya, you can have some of that too. ;)

I think adam has ran and hid. Just the women today. He can't handle all the boob talk.

Here you go Red.

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Some fake T&A. :)

Thanks alty.. very sexy..
I can just see it.. hang on honey let me just put these in water!

32f! Holy moly... your poor shoulders.. great for some hanky panky though.

Going to throw out a question ladies,
Would you ever get some work done on the ole body?

I think I would.. yep,id do it.

Yes, yes and yes. I would get boobs. For all you girls with boobs be happy. I am a sad A and would just like a B. Just something so cute tops don't hang to my belly button.

Id like a boob lift,a tummy tuck,and a mini face lift.. bloody pity I have to pay a mortgage and eat,
Although I could be homeless and malnurished,but fab in a bikini!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

thanks alty..very sexy..
i can just see it..hang on honey let me just put these in water!

32f! holy moly...your poor shoulders..great for some hanky panky though.

going to throw out a question ladies,
would you ever get some work done on the ole body?

i think i would..yep,id do it.

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Hell you.

Breast reduction.
Tummy tuck.
Nose job.
Lipo.

Anything I can fit into one surgery. ;)

I'm a bit vain. :o

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Originally Posted by redhed35

id like a boob lift,a tummy tuck,and a mini face lift..bloody pity i have to pay a mortage and eat,
although i could be homeless and malnurished,but fab in a bikini!

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That's a tough choice red, a tough choice.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hell ya.

Breast reduction.
Tummy tuck.
Nose job.
Lipo.

Anything I can fit into one surgery. ;)

I'm a bit vain. :o

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Vain? Are you kidding me? You are beating the men off here at AMHD. Hmmm I will start a donation thread. For your "jobs" But I don't think you will make anything.

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Vain? Are you kidding me? You are beating the men off here at AMHD. Hmmm I will start a donation thread. For your "jobs" But I dont think you will make anything.

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Sunny, if there's one thing I've learned in my 38 years, it's this.

It doesn't matter how you look, it's how you carry yourself that attracts people. I'm not ugly, but I'm no super model. I have confidence in myself, I worked hard to get that confidence, and that's what most men find attractive.

If you have confidence then you can walk into any room and own it.

Great, now I sound conceited. ;)

Afternoon Ladies! Some crazy talk going around here. I will not allow any surgery of such. I think the best boobs are the real ones.

Is there any way I can donate fat?

Welcome back adam.

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Sunny, if there's one thing I've learned in my 38 years, it's this.

It doesn't matter how you look, it's how you carry yourself that attracts people. I'm not ugly, but I'm no super model. I have confidence in myself, I worked hard to get that confidence, and that's what most men find attractive.

If you have confidence then you can walk into any room and own it.

Great, now I sound conceited. ;)

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I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.

Well thank you Sunny!

I have been busy. Well actually I don't remember what I have been doing. My girlfriend met me for lunch and then she stayed at my work for awhile so now I am getting back to things!

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I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.

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Is that like a combination of mini muffins and cream puffs?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Afternoon Ladies! Some crazy talk going around here. I will not allow any surgery of such. I think the best boobs are the real ones.

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Then I have the best boobs. ;)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Is there any way I can donate fat?

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Sure, you can add it to Red's boobs and badunkadunk. :)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Is there any way I can donate fat?

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No... you got to get rid of that yourself!;)
Hi Joe...

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I have amazing confidence until someone picks on my mini puffs.

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My favorite comeback when someone picks on someone's "puffs, or fat" is this.

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet. :p

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Is that like a combination of mini muffins and cream puffs?

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Mini muffins 'till the hubby is done, then is ceam puffs. EWWWW stop that!

Hey Alty my dear, how much do you like me again?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

My favorite comeback when someone picks on someone's "puffs, or fat" is this.

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet. :p

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Ya I have heard that one before. It's a good one.

All fat welcome!
FEED ME!

Muffins,did someone say muffins?

I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(

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I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(

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Cheer up cowboy.. theres always the gators!

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I guess Alty doesn't like me anymore. :(

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Silly boy, of course I do. Apparently you're in the age demographic that I attract most. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

I'm 38, but for some reason I attract;

17- 25 and
60- death.

All the guys in my age group couldn't care less. ;)

I think you get from 17-death Alty.

So how many times does it take for you to do a favor for someone before you get tired of them?

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Silly boy, of course I do. Apparently you're in the age demographic that I attract most. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

I'm 38, but for some reason I attract;

17- 25 and
60- death.

All the guys in my age group couldn't care less. ;)

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Its because they're all too busy going through their mid-life crisis to notice

Bloody hell alty,I'm 37 and I attract 19 year old builders and 50 plus, usually married men!

I blame my freaky hormones,sending out the wrong signal.

Perhaps its he young guys that fancy having an older woman but not that old,and the older men fancy something younger but not that young.