I was thinking I could dabble into each one, I like to stay active in a competitive marker. Also, how long is this contract?

The contract exists until your thirtith birthday... unless someone files for an extension of contract.

Then the contract is reviewed at that time and new terms are agreed upon.

I swear certain members must be on a different time schedule than us... how dare they!! They get no benefits of my boy toy contract if that is the case.

I'm here, miss me?

I didn't read back, someone catch me up please.

The catch up is that Rome is currently negotiating his boy toy deal while it is widely known I have no room to negotiate. Thus, I am at the mercy of you ladies...

I have room for a few new boy toys. Who's currently bidding for you two?

I offer a lot of benefits. You get to rub my feet, my back, my front (when I'm in the mood). You get to make my bed, cook, clean, do laundry and once in a while you get to kneel in front of me and... beg (what did you think I'd say?)

Anyone interested?

I am still a free agent with a little over 7 years under my belt before I hit 30. So I am fielding all offers at this point

Welcome to the bidding

What's the current bid? I'm sure I can top it.

I love 20 something boys, they're so much fun to play with. I must have me another.

Rome, come over to the dark side, I'll make it worth your while. ;)

Where did you boys go? Sigh. All alone.

I guess I'll just play with myself, I mean by myself, I mean... oh poo. :(

Come back boys, please come back!

Still lurking...

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Still lurking...

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Well lurk your arse over here! :D

On my way... WOOOOOOO

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On my way...WOOOOOOO

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That's the ticket, enthusiasm is always nice.

Alty, remember to share...

You may not have all the boy toys. ;)

There will be plenty to go around... :cool:

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Alty, remember to share...

You may not have all the boy toys. ;)

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I can share, my kindergarten teacher said I was a good sharer. Yup! :D

Woohoo... I love boys... My drive is in overdrive... my partners at a low... I am going nuts...

Boy toys are just the answer. :D

Boys yes, children no. If a guy doesn't have brains it's a no go for me.

I need mental stimulation as well as physical. That's why I love our boys, they've all got good heads on their shoulders. Giggle, I said heads. ;)

Now that I've given them a boost to their egos... ;)

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Boys yes, children no. If a guy doesn't have brains it's a no go for me.

I need mental stimulation as well as physical. ;)

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Cheers to that! I'd rather have an intelligent average-looking guy over an Adonis-type idiot any day.

Exception to rule... Vin Diesel. Just sayin'.

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Exception to rule... Vin Diesel. Just sayin'.

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He's always the exception. As long as he can get it up and whisper sweet nothings I don't care if he doesn't know 2 + 2. Sigh.

Sh!t, he doesn't even have to whisper sweet nothings.

I am not looking to make love to that man...

I just want a good pounding from him. :D

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Sh!t, he doesn't even have to whisper sweet nothings.

I am not looking to make love to that man...

I just want a good pounding from him. :D

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He has to whisper to me, that's what I find sexiest about him, his voice.

Yes, he has a nice body, love the bald head, but I can get that elsewhere. The voice though, purrrrrrrr.

Sadly, I have a feeling he'd talk but not have much to say.

Now KP, that man could whisper in my ear all day and all night. Love the way he writes, pretty darn sure I'd love the way he talks.

Forget Vin, KP, you're number one on my list and no girls, I'm not sharing! ;)

Must write this down...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

You don't mind sticky notes on the bed, right?

Like we honestly believe that you would ever need a sticky note... come on now.

You could improvise well, no doubt.

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must write this down...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

you dont mind sticky notes on the bed, right?

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What are you using to make them stick? Just asking. ;)

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You could improvise well, no doubt.

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"improvise"... that mean go faster and be unfocused, right?

At least I think that's what it says in the Male Mind Dictionary... ;)

Oops... wrong thread

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"improvise"... that mean go faster and be unfocused, right?

at least i think thats what it says in the Male Mind Dictionary... ;)

oops... wrong thread

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Are you ever unfocused when it comes to sex? I don't think so.

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He has to whisper to me, that's what I find sexiest about him, his voice.

Yes, he has a nice body, love the bald head, but I can get that elsewhere. The voice though, purrrrrrrr.

Sadly, I have a feeling he'd talk but not have much to say.

Now KP, that man could whisper in my ear all day and all night. Love the way he writes, pretty darn sure I'd love the way he talks.

Forget Vin, KP, you're number one on my list and no girls, I'm not sharing! ;)

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I agree girl... I want a man that can pick me up and throw me against the wall and give me the ruff stuff

What's happenin' guys?

Hi kc

I don't mind a good, throw me up against the wall and make me forget everything romp, but after the deed he better have something to say, otherwise he'll be shown the door.

Stimulate my mind and the body will follow. Just saying. ;)

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What's happenin' guys?

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Not much. The boys aren't being very playful today. :(

My mind is elsewhere, sadly I am forced to see the fiance's ex's mother. Not a big fan, or a fan, or even enjoyed anything that she has ever done.

Sorry... some of us guys (ME) are fairly tired and just want to go to bed... ahhh, my comfy bed...

You boys have a job, that job is pleasing us. It's in the contract!

KC, you can go to bed after you're done here.

Rome, give me mommy dearests email, I'll take care of it, then you can play. ;)

By the way, I threw out my back, I'm in tons of pain right now, not good, not good at all!

Massage? Please?

I want to play...

A little strip poker...

A little pole dancing...

Hmmmm, I am in such a mood...

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Sorry...some of us guys (ME) are fairly tired and just want to go to bed...ahhh, my comfy bed...

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I will take you to bed... hope you don't mind the scarfs and handcuffs... yes, you can stay in bed for just a little while...

No other obligations allowed.

So long as you do all the work, I can handle that.

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I wanna play...

a little strip poker...

a little pole dancing...
hmmmm, I am in such a mood...

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I hope you're better at it then this lady.

YouTube - Fat Woman Pole Dance Fail