I am the keeper of the baseball bats... so... so... flock off... Hahahahaha! :p
We are going to have to remodel the castle again? This place is a lot of work!. whewwww!
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I am the keeper of the baseball bats... so... so... flock off... Hahahahaha! :p
We are going to have to remodel the castle again? This place is a lot of work!. whewwww!
Yes you are :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I think we should paint it pink. Bright pink, with flowers. :)
I love the castle, but you're right, it is a lot of work. We're up for it though, right? ;)
Now, about the baseball bats... :)
EEEEEK! Look at the time. I have to get up when the birds are chirping and the sun has yet to rise. I have to wake up grumpy and princess and take them to that evil institution called school. Then I have to come back home and clean (who am I kidding, I'll probably come here), then I have to do grocery shopping (wonder if hubby will do it so I can stay home and "clean"), then I have to, well, um, do other stuff.
Better hit the sack (not that one, you dirty kids ;))
Talk to you all tomorrow. :)
Ducky, sleep with one eye open. :D
I thought you were going to bed Stringy?! What are you doing out in the playground?
:eek: How did you get my picture? :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I thought you went to bed Stringer. Bad Stringer, back to bed with you. :)
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Originally Posted by friend4u178
We, we, we, we, all the way home. :D
I resemble that remark M. :p
Jeesh, really kids, got to sleep, don't want to, got to, otherwise I'll be grouchy tomorrow. :(
Night all! :)
Well... I... I... I... needed a cigarette...
Night... again, I think.
But I thought you quite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Wait, please tell me you don't smoke after sex. If you tell me you do I'll have to hurt you. My hubby is working nights this week. Not fair, not fair, not fair. :mad:
Lucky bugger. :)
Sleeping with one eye open shouldn't be a prob Alty! In fact I can usually guarantee two! ::yawn:: I can do it... I can stay awake for awhile longer, so I'm not up at 4am right?? Sure... sure!
Answer: "Hurt me."
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A small boy asks his dad "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The Nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he
Hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep doo-doo."
Love it Stringer. :)
Don't love this;
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/childr...rs-210994.html
I feel victimized all over again. I feel like that little 5 year old that couldn't stop her cousin from molesting her. This thread is making me sick, I wish I could call someone to stop this before these parents do this to their children.
Maybe I'm overreacting, but I don't think so.
Really, I'm going to bed, not that I'll sleep now. :(
Goodnight my friends. :)
Ok... last one before I go to bed... night again.
http://www.photoclub.com.ua/_/53577.jpeg
Night Sheriff! I need to close my eyes for awhile!. damn... don't want to do it... I know I'll be up at 4am or something!
G'day Batman... I'll probably be in snoozeville by the time you leave.
Alty, you are right... that was disgusting... absolutely disgusting!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Starby, do you still have that headache?
I think she may have gone to bed princess rebby.
Anyway time for me to leave for the day , sleep well :)
Oh hi Angel. Thanks for letting me know. My computer has been acting up so haven't been able to keep up much tonight. Have a good evening! Sweet Dreams when you go to bed!
Pleasure :p
Night night!
No you were not overreacting AT ALL! There are two (possibly 3) sicko's on that thread! That is just insane. Makes me furious! I feel for that little girl. What kind of parent does that? :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
(... and of all things, I accidentally gave one of them a greenie, but I hope everyone can see that I made a mistake in doing that)
Just popping in on my usual time! Night to all those who had gone to bed! Alty, your avy reminds me of somebody... ;)
Seems to be a newbie? Welcome Knewy! (got a nick!! HAhahaha!)
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
Confused...the bats in the castle play...baseball?
Good Morning... hugs to all, I got to get the four kids and myself out the gosh darn door... ;)
Six reasons why you should think before you speak -
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the
Words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are a few people who did... _
FIRST
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
Asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
SECOND:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the
Store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with
Men's balls'
THIRD:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
Variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter
Asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget
FOURTH:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
Some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
And annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be
Punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
Threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
Kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
Walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of
Laughter.
FIFTH:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I
Was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
My seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No' .
I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't
Have any clothes with me.'
Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
Getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This
Time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks
And yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS! '
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
Calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd
Ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
In the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
Turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
But half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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Originally Posted by startover22
Mostly... be safe... good morning.
Thanks Stringer, I have read the obove, I hope everyone gets a chance to see it!
I would like to give a shout out to albear... ALBEAR SWEET HONEY< ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? :)
Stringer, you have a great and safe day too... hugs
Morning everyone.
Good morning.. all
Morning All!
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Originally Posted by bigbird213
Morning BB... how's the "new" social life going at school?
Its not bad so far Stringer...
Class today was cancelled so I guess I'm done for the day. Gives me plenty of time to figure out what I'm doing tonight. Haven't gone out the past few days, so I'd like to do something tonight. Hanging around the room is fun for a while, but it gets old quick
Hey Biggie, if you're bored you can come here, help me clean house. How about it? I pay in beer, and pizza, and angel food cake. :)
We can go out after we're done, I'll take you to the local pub, introduce you to Elton the bartender, he likes me, gives me free drinks, I'll share them with you. :)
Come on, hop on a plane, it'll be fun. :)
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Originally Posted by bigbird213
Yeah, I know... the walls start to close in on you. I roomed with 3 other guys my first year at Pitt... blew the whole year my friend... these guys were great... BUT parteeeee ALL the time. I never knew who would be in the room come morning... but we were taking three bags of trash out each day...
Again, Elton???? What do I have to do Alty... lock you up again in your cell?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Sounds tempting Alty,
I could use some pizza :)
Stringer: I know the feeling. First time with my own apartment - might be throwing a party in here soon enough :)
Elton loves me, Elton gives me alcohol, and sings for me, he's my buddy! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Lock me up? In a cell? With handcuffs? :D :cool:
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Originally Posted by bigbird213
Mmmmmm, pizza, and beer, and cleaning, and partying. Tempting, isn't it? :D
Certainly is.. . except maybe the cleaning part :)
This weekend I'm headed back home to go up to the school that 90% of my friends went to.. might be a little bit of a "long" weekend :) I'm sure I can arrange some pizza
Slowly, Marta is finding out about my somewhat wild past... slowly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
But she says; "I am so glad that you sowed all your wild oats before I met you..." Yes, I did, I did, I did... yes...
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