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Oof. Alty, you may have to wait a while if you want the confirmation. Usually confirmation happens around 2 months...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

oof. alty, you may have to wait a while if you want the confirmation. Usually confirmation happens around 2 months...

2 MONTHS... hee hee:D :D

Oops did I say that out loud:eek: :eek:

2 MONTHS! Way to put a damper on things Sneezy. ;)

Okay, I guess I'm going condom shopping tomorrow. I feel like a teenager again. ;)

OoO... can you instill the awkwardness that comes with condom shopping as a teenager?

... maybe you can ask in a loud voice, "Do you have these in flavored?!?"

Flavored, no way, glow in the dark and ribbed for her pleasure, that's the way to go. Hee, hee, I can just see it now, Jared, Sydney and me, buying condoms at Walmart. Not a great mental picture. :(

Wait a minute. Buying condoms is Wiggy's responsibility, not mine. Right? ;)

I like to think so... but I have a few female friends whose boyfriends make them buy the condom. "If she doesn't want to get pregnant, then she'll buy them."

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

These Bunnies sneezy :D

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WHoooooaa!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What do you mean, "sleep with the bunnies"? ;)

You have to hop on a plane and come here for that to happen.

Okay, I'm frustrated people, just read one of KP's sex posts, and now I'm a bit, shall we say, antsy? Wiggy is working nights for the next two weeks, and he's working 10 hour shifts, and he hasn't gone in to the doctor yet to check how things are going after his vasectomy. So, Alty is a bit, you know, frustrated! :(

Someone tell me a joke, or a sad story, or tell me that sex is really bad in August, make it believeable okay?

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... yep bad...

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I was kidding boys, come back, I promise I'll be good. Besides, there aren't any batteries, so I'll just talk to you guys. Anyone here? Did I scare you boys away? Come back! :(

STAMPEDE!! :eek: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

sex in august leads to herpes. trust me.

nuff said.

in other news...how's wiggy doing? I'm assuming he's feeling better...no more pain, etc, right? As long as he's not sore or in pain, and is feeling absolutely comfortable, he can help you release those...frustrations.

But then, of course, he still...has to worry about the herpes in August.

Yes stringy. Herpes are bad :D

Stringer, did you get rid of your headache from your stressy day?

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Stringer, did you get rid of your headache from your stressy day?

Yes princess, thank you for asking... but I can't mention how... with Alty here... :p

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

yes stringy. herpes are bad :D

And thank you very much... I certainly needed the education... Sneezer.

Stringer, not fair, so not fair. You're getting lucky and I'm sitting here thinking about Walmart and condoms. NOT FAIR!! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, not fair, so not fair. You're getting lucky and I'm sitting here thinking about Walmart and condoms. NOT FAIR!!!! ;)

Sorry sweetheart... but I really didn't mention how... :)

AHHH my virgin ears! My virgin ears!

Stringer you didn't have to, it was implied. ;)

Sneezy, LMAO, virgin ears, hee, hee, thanks, I needed that. :)

OK ladies and gents. It's time for me to get in bed... and... imagine my soul being sucked out through my toes (it was alty's idea)...

You kids be good! Don't make me get the umbrella! (not sure why... an umbrella... but... the threat worked on me as a child... )

Night sneezy

Hope alty hasn't got you all worked up :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer you didn't have to, it was implied. ;)

Sneezy, LMAO, virgin ears, hee, hee, thanks, I needed that. :)

Well... Rebbie was just asking me about my "pain." And I am sympathetic my dear... really.:)

Eeek, it's 12:30am, time for Alty to get her beauty sleep, especially since I have to get up every 3 hours to feed Squeakers.

Goodnight my dear friends, love you all tons. Sleep well, be good, and don't worry, I'll be fine, I hope. ;)

Stringer, you are a lucky man, but you already know that, right dear?

Sneezy, your poor ears, you're a sweetheart, don't worry, I won't tell anyone. ;)

M, you always make me laugh dear, for that I am always grateful. :)

Rebbie, your cake making skills are a marvel, I wish I had your talent.

For the rest, take care, sleep tight, talk to you soon.

Goodnight. :)

Good night my Queen... think of other things... brushing the dog, and... can't think of anything else, too tired myself.

So.. good night everyone it is 20 minutes to 3 am and my lovely wife has been sleeping for over an hour and a half already...

Night...

Stringer

Night Sneezy!

Alty, I am still looking for photos of cakes you might like for the kids. Hope the little wing begins to heal on your little bird you found. Good night to you also.

Good night Stringer!

Gnite all , I'm about to leave work so hope you all sleep well :)

Angel, I guess I may as well say goodnight to you also. I will be up but not for much longer. Sweet Dreams when your night time comes!!

:::EDIT::: Oops!! You left before I got this posted. Have a safe trip home from work.

Hi everyone.

It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's...

Ah, the little bugger's turning 15. I'm out for the day... gotta pick up his presents and then head on to the parents' house for dinner.

I'll be back... much much later!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Hi everyone.

It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's birthday! It's my brother's...

ah, the little bugger's turning 15. I'm out for the day...gotta pick up his presents and then head on to the parents' house for dinner.

I'll be back...much much later!

Please tell you brother we are wishing him a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" as well today!! Have fun picking up gifts and a fun family dinner!! Enjoy! :p

You are a great brother!

Just a quick hello everyone.

Well, Squeakers passed away some time last night, I woke up early for a feeding and he was gone. I really though he would make it, he had so much spunk, but maybe it's better he didn't, I don't think he ever would have been able to fly, and his leg was pretty messed up too. He's in a better place, but the kids are taking it really hard, especially Jared. Why do I let myself get into these situations?

Anyway, that's the update, and I told myself I wouldn't let it get to me if he died, now that he did, well, a few tears have been shed, can't help it. Darnit, not good. :(

Hope everyone else is doing well.

Sneezy, sing Happy Birthday to your brother for me. Fifteen, such a fun age. :)

I am sorry to hear this Alty... I know the kids and you are affected by this and I am sorry.

I will be back later, business to attend to. AND I am leaving this Monday for two weeks back to Pa (Pgh area) to visit family and relax... back on Saturday the 23rd... much needed time away for Marta and me...

Stringer

Thanks Stringer. It's sad that the death of something that wasn't even in our lives an entire day would have such an affect, but it does. I like to believe that death doesn't faze me much, because I've been through so much of it in a very short time, but it does affect me, even when it's just a crippled little bird.

I hope you have a wonderful trip with Marta when you go. It's always nice to get away for some R&R. :)

Hi all! Derned puter has been throwing a fit again! *Grumble Grumble*

Awww, Alty... poor little Squeakers!. poor Sydney and Jared! :( You tried!

I hear some little birdie wants to know what kind of cake I like?? Hmmmm!! I like Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Icing, and I really like Angel Food Confetti Cake with Fluffy Icing, and I love Cheesecake... or just CAKE!! Great... I need to stop by the bakery now! I'm not going to get out of there easlily you know! Now I have a craving for Kuchen. Yesss, apple and cherry Kuchen... yummmmmyyyy!. oh and Strudel!. oh boy I'm in trouble now!

Momma C, I hope you are feeling a bit better dear heart! Love you bunches!

Sneezer McSneeze? Why didn't I receive your monthly newsletter that August is Herpes month? Wheewww!. that was a close call! Why are you eating bunny food?

Stringy? You are going to leave us for a WHOLE 2 weeks? Who is going to babysit us? :(

Chicky? Did you get all of your furniture yet?

Spidey? Where are you finding all of these bunnies? Have you contacted your landlord about this infestation?

Biggie? I heard you were stinky yesterday! Lol

Who am I forgetting... who?. who?. I know I'm going to get in trouble from someone!

Baaaadddd puter... I never know when it will stick it's tongue out at me again! :(

Hey Starby, I missed you. Sob, tear, where have you been?

Give your computer a kick for me, K? ;)

For all of you that might be interested, we are having a burial service for Squeakers tomorrow afternoon, I'm even making a cross.

Now I feel bad, should I tell the kids I lied when I said I buried their hamsters? It was winter people, there's no digging graves in winter, trust me, Starby can verify if need be. So, I gave the hamsters a hefty burial, as in hefty garbage bags. Great, now I feel guilt. :(

Being a parent isn't always easy.

"Stringy?? You are going to leave us for a WHOLE 2 weeks?? Who is going to babysit us?? :(" - Starby

I have given the Deputy special instructions for each of you... see that you adhere or he has the specifications in hand for suitable punishment... ha ha :) *(Possible use of the Susy... NAaaaaaa.. Susy is going with me this time... use the shotgun M!) Ha

M... study hard... so you will know instantly who is breaking our laws...

Stringer (Sheriff with six shooter and badge) :)

Laws, punishment? Starby, I think we may be in trouble.:eek:

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I have it all covered Boss :D

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Laws, punishment? Starby, I think we may be in trouble.:eek:

~~~~~~There's a new sun~~~~~~rising up angry ~~~~~in the west~~~~~~

Dark clouds also for those who misbehave... ha, ha :eek: :rolleyes: ;) ;)

I have full faith in my Deputy... he is well trained and top of his class... :D

Stringer

Alty
Real sorry to hear about poor little Squeaker :( , you tried!!

Thanks M, yes, I did try, but failed, he's in a better place.

What's the punishment going to be for misbehaviour deputy? ;)