Ask Me Help Desk - The Castle of doom 2, new and improved

Goooooood morning beautiful people!

It's 730am now... and you may be wondering, "sneezy, it's 730am on a sunday...what the heck are you doing up?"

And my answer is...

... unsure. I have no idea why. Someone help me.

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Originally Posted by dear starby

You'll have to send us some pics of where you live Unky. It sounds like it must be a nice place!

Unfortunately, the pics will not be from me but from different websites. I do have the possibility of taking pictures with a digital cam, or my mum's also got a mobile with camera but I don't know how to transfer to my PC. I've not got any cable nor wireless thing. I promise that as soon that I get one of me (mind that perhaps what not what you expected. Mauritius is a multiracial island and I'm asiatic, more precisely from chinese origin lol.) I'll post it.

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Originally Posted by sweet MG, now MGY!!!

Don't worry about me. I already slept here once and unknown kept guard but I don't know about now!

Never fear my dear MGY! I'll still be here, see me or not. My mind will wander through the walls, and will protect you by all means within my power. ;)

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Originally Posted by dear starby

Yes!! We put the jammies in the castle stove to..............ohhhhh noooooo...........the jammies............that's where they are Batman!!.............you were suppose to be keeping an eye on those!!....................ohhhhh...............no t so fluffy anymore!!

Oh! No wonder why my roasted pork cooked so quickly in that stove of here!! Btw, have you got a taste of it? It's in the fridge. Only need to heat in the stove before you eat. Ps, I'll advise you to do so quickly... I think that there's someone who's eating more and more each night... :eek:

Hey gmorning sneezy! Had a nice sleep?

Not really. Didn't really sleep at all. You'll get to slowly know me... but one of my defining qualities: I never sleep

HUH! I understand a bit more about you now... :)

Hey everyone..

Sorry I haven't been around.

Busy, busy working.

Didn't get a chance to read up on all the posts.

Hope I didn't miss too much...

LOL If you miss a few hours on this thread, you will have pages to read!! Glad to see you made it back around. Better run through the pages, things unfold all the time. The creature in the shadows showed up and I got a pic and posted it. EWH!! Scary! Starby will share more about it later I think. She said it LURKS all the time.

I see Sneezy and Unky are here also, must be in a different part of the Castle.

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Have you ever tried that Cold FX Alty? Sounds like you have a head cold, or the start of the flu...YUCK!!

One of the best over the counter night and day medicines that really work for me is; Nyquil, and it is made in Canada too... :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:
Stringer

Sneezy, we have a lot in common... I don't sleep much either! I have been coming to the castle hoping to find a sleep potion but too much going on here, such as LURKING creatures in the shadows, crocs ready to gobble us us and such to be too conducive for sleeping.

There seems to be a lot of protectors here though for which this Rebby Girl is very thankful!

Hey there Stringer!! Glad you are here. I figured you were having too much fun last night to visit the Castle but glad to see you here now.

I'm back everyone, just for some minutes though!

Ok, my time's up! Bye everyone and good end of the day! I'll be going to sleep, and then try to be here in the morning, when it's about 11.00pm in Canada. Keep safe you all in that castle!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Hmmmm, who to appoint as cleaning staff??

It can't be any of us girls, we do enough of that....right girlfriends??
Sneezer is on call day and night, so we can't pick him! (his hands need to be clean at all times.

Joe already washes the dishes, and takes out the garbage, so he has enough to do.

Seems to me that Silly String, Unky, and Biggie, just lay around in the castle and look at their cookbooks, and try and and come up with new and exciting Duck recipes and sauces.

So, I say....we have ourselves a new cleaning crew!! What do ya think Alty?

DUCK!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thanks,I was dozing off here... whew... yes the sweet smell of crackling brown, crispy duck shin on top of that luscious tender golden brown DUCK MEAT!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!!!!! Just let that wonderful smell permeate through your nostrils... sweet... yes...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Starby, Stringer still has Salvador, somehow I don't think he'll clean without a fight! :)

Biggie and Unky, they're young, they could use the skills for when they get married. Yup, I think they should do it, oh, and include Guy too. :)

Now that that's cleared up, care to join me in the pond for a swim, we can frolick in the meadow and pick flowers on our way, make crowns out of the flowers and put them in our hair, we'll dine on berries that we pick. Sound good?

CLEANING?? I have 452 people that I pay to do THAT!*!*!*!

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Hey, Starby is ok then, having got her meds. But you alty, seems to be getting ill. That's amazing! When Starby's regained health, alty loses it. How weird!

Can I just say here... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No, no, strawberries dipped in chocolate, you can't go wrong with that!

Where are the strippers I hired, and the beer? I hope they didn't get lost in the dungeon. ;)

Strawberries dipped in hot chocolate sauce then rolled in crushed graham crackers and then dipped in whipped cream.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

::cough::

::ah choo!::

anyone? anyone? alty? starbs? unky? softy? guy? santa? god?

no one?

...ok...I'm going to bed then...

You called my son... ha ha

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Glad I was not the only one to see him!!! :)

MGY, better keep your eyes open for the bad guy. Angel and Starby will help. Sorry I have to fly..........................................Until later..........stay safe in that big drafty castle.

I have questions about the lurking guy but will save them for a daytime when I won't have nightmares about him. Nite all..........Rebby is off and revvin' on the Rebel Bike!!!!! I think I would rather wrestle with one of the crocs than this guy. ~~~shudder~~~ EWH!

!~~~~~~~~ride~~~~~ride, ride~~~~~~~~`let it ride~~~~~~~~~

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Originally Posted by Stringer

CLEANING??? I have 452 people that I pay to do THAT!*!*!*!.

Stringer, can you send a few of them to the castle, it's starting to smell funny, I think it's all the duck poo. ;)

And the bunny bombs from the binky bunny room!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer, can you send a few of them to the castle, it's starting to smell funny, I think it's all the duck poo. ;)

BOY, I really got carried away with the number of consecutive posts, I am really sorry, I really thought that as I was replying to the posts that others were posting as well... I am sorry about that. I know that is wrong and I am really sorry... :o :o :o

Wait Alty, you mean THE DUCK is not cooking and is still running around? Wow, how many whacks have we taken at it? I see duck feathers all over the place....I know you clobbered it at least a few times. I remember you waiting patiently behind the door for almost an hour with that club (no wait it was a 2 x 4...yep, mysterious how that keeps showing up) and whacking the h*ll out of it...

That was really kind of funny, you swung the club fast smacking the floor and the poor hysterical duck QUACKING (screaming!) as loud as it could, jumping swearing at you.

It's poor eyes wide open, its' featherless wings flapping wildly, running in circles. Damn, I think you and the duck were involved in this "dance" for over another hour. Until you couldn't lift the stupid club off the floor and fell exhausted, spread eagle on the floor. With the mad duck still trying to fly but (she) couldn't get 1 foot off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I remember you repeating something over and over again, but all I could make out were the swear words!

And then what broke my heart Alty.......that duck came back to you and said softly: "But I am only a lil' ducky!!!!!!!!)

Oh my goodness Stringer! I had not heard this part about the lil' ducky speaking softly... tears... heart so sad. I know Sweet Alty surely did not mean any harm. Maybe they were just playing a "Ducky" game of "seek and destroy" but was never meant to really be finished!! Just Ducks way of both of them getting good healthy exericse, maybe?? Well, got to give a benefit of a doubt, right?? Anyone who loves bunnies so much, must have just been teasing!!

When I get back to the castle tonight, I hope I can get my hands on the 2x4. I will feel safe as I sit in my chair. I haven't gotten the courage to go on a tour yet! Never in my life have I ever been like this... sitting in a chair... missing all the fun... just not like me at all! I really need to find my adventuresome spirit I usually have. Where did it go?? :( I think it has something to do with what I keep seeing moving in the shadows. I am usually a straight on, do or die kind of person, but this Castle has me spooked! I WILL WIN though. I will. May take some time to find my courage but I WILL! :)

Feel safe rebby , no harm will come to you in The Castle... I will be watching :)

There's my Angel. Thank you! That makes me feel all safe and cozy. I will eventually be my silly brave self. I know I will be safe on your watch! >>>HUGS<<<

QUAAAAKKK... QUAAAAKKKK!. I've been tied up with Silly String! It was that String Man... he used Alty as his cover!. It was him I tell you!. HIM!
... H... E... L... P..!

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Originally Posted by starby

...........I've been tied up with Silly String!!

Uuhhmmmm... no I'm not going there :eek:

Awwww... now we know that we can scare Batman with flashbulbs and Silly String!. LMAO!

Here Rebby! Here's your song for M!

YouTube - ANGELS AMONG US - ALABAMA

You caught the duck Stringer, but she got away. Darnit, we were so close. :)

Hey kids, I've been busy getting into more trouble, will I ever learn? No, don't answer that.

I did something stupid, something others advised me never to do, but alas, I did not listen to their wisdom. If the $hit hits the fan I'll let you know.

I'm still sick. I was actually starting to feel a bit better yesterday, but this morning it came back with a vengeance. Evil cold.

Starbs, thanks for the card, I was LMAO. :)

Nobody can catch... SUPERDUCK!. She's got powers yet unknown to you all!!

Super duck? Super tasty duck yes, I would have to agree, or at least, that's what I'm assuming.

My dear little duck, powers or no, you cannot escape the Queen, I have dragons, and a resident Magician, his name is Merlin, ever heard of him?;)

Oh, wow, look, I just stepped in a huge pile of dung. When will I learn to watch my step?

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Qiuck Alty... she's getting away!!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Here Rebby!! Here's your song for M!!

YouTube - ANGELS AMONG US - ALABAMA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness! That was beautiful. Made me feel loved and protected! I am usually not so needy. Weird time in my life I guess but this almost made me cry. Thank you so much. You are my Angel also today! Thank you so much!! :p

Sadly, I must leave for a bit but will hope to catch you later tonight!! Watch out for trap doors and things that go bump in the night! Until Later Then!

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness! That was beautiful. Made me feel loved and protected! I am usually not so needy. Weird time in my life I guess but this almost made me cry. Thank you so much. You are my Angel also today! Thank you so much!!! :p

Awwww, I didn't mean to make you almost cry Rebby Girl! I'll be your Angel, but Batman gets the official title... I'll be second string! :D

Edit: Who ever heard of an Angel called Batman?? LOL!

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Rebbie dear, here's your own personal angel;

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I'll be the little devil. ;);)

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Awwww, I didn't mean to make you almost cry Rebby Girl!! I'll be your Angel, but Batman gets the official title....I'll be second string!! :D

No one here is second string! Winners all!! :p First string all the way!

Batman may still have his hands full being my Guardian Angel but look at all the great help he has... sometimes, I am a challenge!! LOL

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Rebbie dear, here's your own personal angel;

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Sweet Alty, you just can't help yourself, can you? You like to think yourself otherwise but sweetness just exudes from you! Precious friends here for sure. I need all the angels I can get right now! Thank you so much! >>>HUGS<<< :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'll be the little devil. ;);)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

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LMAO!. Yep, that's Alty all right... LMAO!! :p