Ask Me Help Desk - Starby & Alty's Castle of Doom.

Twizzlers on shoes, what a waste. No way, I love twizzlers. Does dog poo work? I can put dog poo on the bottom of my shoes, actually not hard at all, I'll just walk in the backyard. Will that work, I don't really want to try it, but I will if I have to.

M, Starby is having major computer problems, she's having a fit, she's going through AMHD withdrawl. She says to tell you that she did a defrag. Also, and I'm slapping her for it, she downloaded Stopsign, a virus scan that promises to scan and get rid of all viruses, first one free, then you have to sign up to receive more. Bad idea, but she did it, and now the computer, well it no worky. Any ideas? I'll pass them on.

Is it late? It's 230am here. My friends just left... a mess at my place :(

Ah, I'm too pooped to clean. I'm hoping it'll all be cleaned by the time I wake up by some cleaning fairy.

M, Starby wants me to tell you, she has "threatfire" and "Avast", can't run them, but she has them. Sorry, she's upset.

I have no idea what those two programs are. I've always used AVG

Good luck with the fairy sneezy - I could use one of those :)

Its 2:30 here too, I guess it isn't too too late, but I'm pretty exhausted - feels like 4

I must admit I haven't heard of either of them , maybe she needs to take it to a computer shop. Sounds like she has a virus so it'll need to be cleaned out properly.

What?

It feels like 4 here too biggy... oh hang on it is 4... Sunday afternoon!

Hey Biggie, aren't you up a bit late, isn't it Monday for you tomorrow, or am I confused, is it Sunday for me now, oh, it is, 12:30am.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

It feels like 4 here too biggy.........................oh hang on it is 4..............Sunday afternoon!!

"Dong" it is now 1:30 in Chicago.. and I think I shall sleep until 4 pm tomorrow...

Night... have fun guys...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hey Biggie, aren't you up a bit late, isn't it Monday for you tomorrow, or am I confused, is it Sunday for me now, oh, it is, 12:30am.

No no, Sunday morning right now. I'm on the east coast, about an hour out of NYC... :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I must admit I haven't heard of either of them , maybe she needs to take it to a computer shop. Sounds like she has a virus so it'll need to be cleaned out properly.

M, I just looked up this Stop sign virus scanner, did some research, yup, it's a virus, and a nasty one. Found a site, directions on how to remove said program/virus/crap, and then an update, it can't be removed. I think Starby may be pooched. I'd love to help her, but unless I can actually sit in front of her computer (she lives 5 hours away) it's not likely, I'm a visual person, find it really hard to explain step by step instructions to anyone.

I'll look in to it some more. If anyone has any ideas, Starby would really appreciate it. She's having convulsions from AMHD withdrawl. We have to help her. ;)

Not really a great solution, but sometimes system restore (if its XP) can help you out, at least to get your stuff off and restore the computer to its factory state. That's usually the best way out of these jams -- a full restore to new condition - but you lose your info.

I'll have a look for a fix.

I just checked the stop sign thing... there's a debate on whether it's a bad site. Regardless, at this moment, I suggest possibly getting AVG to see if it'll get rid of it. I personally use AVG and I'm pretty sure it's a decent program. I also suggest following biggie's advice by using system restore.

I'm here... I'm here! I don't know for how long... but I'm here! Eeeekkk... freakin puter!

Speak of the devil!

... or the duck!

Heya starby! Hang in there :)

Starby, the computer team is looking for a solution. From now on, you are not allowed to download anything without running it by everyone first, and I mean everyone. You got it! :)

Jeesh, okay, can't say I'm completely innocent, I learned that lesson the hard way.

Yesss... everything is just DUCKY! :p How are you all? Talk to me while I can still talk to yoouuu! Damn puter! I didn't go out tonight AGAIN! My friend's daughter was sick again and they went home! :(

Poor starby... and listen to Alty :)

Poor starbs. How's your puter holding up?

Okay... Now I guess everything I write will be posted twice... just in case you didn't get me the first time! LOL! I'm a blonde duck remember!

So... laying in bed with the laptop - not really tired but knowing I should sleep - this is great :)

Anyone want to go to the beach?

I want to go to the beach!! ::hand up... hand up:: I wanns gooooooooooooo!

I live 2 minutes from the beach... and I hardly ever go!

Ah ladies and gents... it's 320am here... and I have an early morning, so I must bid adieu.

Biggie - have a good time at the beach. I'll make due with my pool.

Starbs - best of luck? Sorry I can't help!!

Night Sneezy, have fun in your pool. Biggie, beach, not fair. M, beach you don't go to, so not fair. I have a sprinkler, and a kiddie pool, made of plastic, 4 inches deep, yup fun times here. ;)

Starduck, the blonde duck, love it. Do blonde ducks taste better? Do blonde ducks have more fun, and down? Remember, the dogs ripped open my down comforter not long ago, so, duck dinner and new down, is there a downside (ha, ha) not for me! ;)

No beach tonight, maybe next week.

Just got a new bathing suit the other day, I need to go try it out :) Almost time to go through all my clothes, I'm getting a little tired of them all. I need some ladies to help me pick out my clothes :)

Not really sure why, but I find this song REALLY catchy...

Don't make fun of me, I've always been a fan :p

YouTube - Bruce Springsteen - Radio Nowhere

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Originally Posted by bigbird213

No beach tonight, maybe next week.

Just got a new bathing suit the other day, I need to go try it out :) Almost time to go through all my clothes, I'm getting a little tired of them all. I need some ladies to help me pick out my clothes :)

Oooh, that's better than the beach. Clothes shopping, and I don't have to spend a dime. Wait, I might, where are we going shopping? You're near NYC, so many possibilites, oooh, got to save some cash.

Bathing suits are evil, I hate them. Could be because I've had two kids and my body suffered. Yup gravity sucks too, I won't say which parts it's sucking, but it sucks. :) I haven't found a bathing suit I like in, oh, 9 years, coincidentally the age of my son, actually, 10 years, I was pregnant 9 years ago, bathing suits, pregnancy, bad picture, not good, trust me, really.

But, I'd go to a nudist beach, everyone wears the same suit there. ;)

Kids, Alty tired, Alty need sleep, Alty's kids wake up early, Alty go to bed. Goodnight kids, be good and sleep tight. :)

Alty out. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But, I'd go to a nudist beach, everyone wears the same suit there. ;)

Don't forget to iron yours before you go... LMAO :D

Night Alty :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I live 2 minutes from the beach...............and I hardly ever go!!

Batman! :eek: Dig out yer Speedo and go save Robin!. Boy wonder is drowning!. Run like the wind Batman!. Put on your water wings, and take your nose plugs!. Don't forget your sunscreen... you're tanned enough already Batman!. Holy thong bikini's Batman... no don't stop at breast implant girl... you have to save Robin... oh noooooooo... Robin is getting mouth to mouth from Superman... too late to save him... Batman!. Batman?. you just tripped over me, and spilled my wine, and got sand all over me!. I thought you would recognise "Invisible Girl"... I don't think Robin is coming home tonight!. I will meet you at your place Batman... You won't see me but you will smell my perfume,. and I'll pour the wine!. ohhhhh Batman... is that a sand crab in your pants, or are you just happy to see me!!

Okay!. this is what Starby does when she is happy that her puter is co-operating with her! LMAO!!

LMAO... starby you're a nutter :)

LMAO!. yeah I know!. I think it's a birth defect!! :D

M!? I'm scared to sign out... I might not be able to come back... ::melting... melting::... ::fading fading::... Starby scared Batman!

Take off your Speedo and come heeeellllpppp! FYI... a speedo isn't a good thing... sorry I suggested that!. LOL!!

You'll be fine... and have that puter looked at!

I will get it looked at sooner or later. But with over a grand in vet bills, (have to take Nik in again because she has an awful cough, and she sounds like a goose) and having to fix my van again... the puter is not the first in line. :( ::sob... sob::

There is one program that I've run before that has seemed to work pretty well, so I think I will try it again. It's called "housecall". I should've never downloaded that "Stopsign" thing, because my puter worked wonderful after I downloaded it, but now they want money, and it seems like they are screwing things up until I sign up with them. I still think it's got something to do with the disc that my Dad installed though. "SpyDoctor" That is really when it started to slow down my system.

How come you are sitting at home on a Sunday eve Batman?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

How come you are sitting at home on a Sunday eve Batman?

I have a few friends around and we're having a BBQ and a few beers :) that's why I only come back every 15 minutes or so. Shouldn't you be in Bed??