Poor ben... lol... I can't wait to be a kid again and get all nasty freaky with my too stuffy hubby...

HEE HEEE I think you are hilarious CBW@! I would love to do MANY things to JOhnny Depp, I just don't think I could mention them all here.. My husband loves Carmen Electra so I guess we are even. Although she is hott!! Ohhh my , how do we get started on these subjects? SWALLOWING? OHHH my virgin ears!! LOL LOL

Myth, maybe you could loosen up a little when you are going to the movies, or sit in the wayyy back and keep him occupied DURING the movie, well you said you wanted to be a kid again!! LOL

LOL look I prefer pearl necklaces OK what's wrong with that :D

MMMMM Johnny depp... omg I take that man to heaven and hell in one night... lol... In a good clean way of course... lol j/k. What fun would it be if it were good and clean. My hubby has a thing for Jenna Jameson, porn star, go figure.

Oh s---! I have never swallowed, does that make me less of a woman?

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LOL look i prefer pearl necklaces ok whats wrong with that :D

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I almost fell out of my chair... I have to pee now!

Ok better... lol...

You know I would but there will be a lot of kids at this particular movie and I'm still a mom so I don't think that will fly tonight...

LOL keep it that way start you isn't missing anything hunny lol

Not at all start... Wish I were less of a women if that's the case... hehehe. He eats too much hot sauce... lol

Ok, good. Sheesh you guys know about porn, toys and swallowing, I am so out of the loop. Now you have me wondering if I am doing right by my husband and his needs?? /

It's the loony bin after all, and some of us are overly hormonal.. lol..

J_9... have you ever played guitar hero? Im addicted to it... its really sad... even Connor is addicted... but he's pretty good too.. lol.
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LOL if he lets you carry on and your still getting it hunny you are obviously doing it right ;)

Lol start... so we're just a bit kinky... lol... it don't mean you have to be. It is fun though

I love the pizza box in the back there... "hot -n- ready". Sounds like us today... lmfao

A bit kinky lol I asked ben the other night if there was anything else he wanted to try he just looked at me and said I think we have exhusted everything :D

HEll no, it just makes you a SMART woman!! I guess you are right , Myth, it wouldn't be appropriate, but there is always afterwards in the car!! LOL By then you will be stuffed and ready for bed!! Jenna Jameson, I read her autobiography, it was interesting and very sad. She has been exploited her whole life. She really is a beautiful girl though. I can see where he would like her. I think you and me might have to fight for JOhnny, I have had dreams of him for years, LOL I am guessing he would turn me on just by looking at me!! He wouldn't even have to do anything!! I also like Mark Wahlberg, he isn't quite the bad boy like Johnny is. He has a very eccentric side and it doesn't even weird me out. Well, now that you have me daydreaming...

Lol... get a swing.

There's always before and after and in between too.

Oops... double post Ahhhhhhh don't use that!!

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lol... get a swing.

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Hehehehehe Syn is the goddess of equipment ;)

Lol... I'm just now getting him to try the kinky stuff... lol. So far so good.

Marky Mark is my ex husband! I do everything with him

I really really want a swing, actually. I have a friend that has one, and she says it has opened up a variety of fun things that her poor body was just getting too old to do anymore... and I know that feeling. My poor knees, sometimes...

Lol... They are pretty expensive though...
One day... soon

LOL wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee

Compared to the Sybian, NO sex toy is expensive.

Except, maybe, Johnny Depp.

I have come to the conclusion that I need a hair cut... So it will grow... lol...

Anyway, it's almost down to my rear and needs to be trimmed...
Sorry was just brushin it out and realized that... And now back to sex fiends and the toys they love

OK now here is the deal, I am afraid I will fall out of the frickin thing!! How do you stay on it and stuff, I guess I am a novice after all... but I am good at picking out sexy outfits, that don't make me look ridiculous. They are cheaper than the swing too, that thing is like two hundred bucks or something, right, oh I guess I looked before. LOL We went to a couple's toy party, talk about embarrassing. A girl had a vibrator on her underwear as she was showing the products. OK start, are we going to have to share Marky Mark too? LOL

I realllyyyyyy want JOHnny now. I think he is living in France with his beautiful wife and family, he doesn't want to live in the U.S. anymore. I don't think anyway.

Funny my ex was called mark too :D

How do you not fall out of the swing?

The swing is just there for support, honey. You find a good balance point, and then your husband makes sure you don't fall out ;)

Honestly, I have seen that before Syn... I would love to have one but there is no way my man would "buy a replacement" for himself... lol

You'll have to fight for then all shattered... lol...

Wish I could find nice sexy stuff for my poor figure... lol

You no matter what will always look sexy to your husband, REMEMBER?

My husband is the one that keeps talking the thing up to me!

My first thought was $1500.00 for a SEX TOY?! No way!

I know that... but I want to feel sexy for me... Does that make any sense to anyone besides me..


Too much money... I don't want it that much.

1500 dollars? American money? No need I have a REALLY good time with my hubby. MMMMMMMM When is he coming home?

LOL.. you should see me with my movies... If I'm in a not so sexy mood... my husband is like "go watch Chocolate or Benny and Joon" LMAO!!

I love the swing Idea... I would totally do it.. We have our kicks by finding places where we could possibly get caught... like the park... LOL.

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I know that... but I want to feel sexy for me... Does that make any sense to anyone besides me...?


Too much money... I don't want it that much.

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Perfect sense! I feel the same way but I know my husband makes me feel better. I think I am not sexy naked, but he does and I am being sexy for him so I feel a "little" better about it all. Find something soft and smooth to just cover your butt and then surprise no panties, how sexy is that. Oh my goodness, did I just say that?

LOL Al I lost my virginity at the top of there...

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lol start.... so we're just a bit kinky...lol... it don't mean you have to be. It is fun though

I love the pizza box in the back there.... "hot -n- ready". Sounds like us today....lmfao

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OMG.. I just peed myself..

LOL CBW! I lost mine in a bed, but we did do it in a playhouse at waterfront park at one point... lol... far before I ever was a mother... lol...