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Originally Posted by shazamataz

People with "mental problems" are usually extremely honest! It was a huge compliment!

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I KNEW I was a princess! ^_^

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I'm seriously a magnet for the most unconventional people ever. Once at a restaurant, I was eating by myself, enjoying some "me" time. The waiter gets to talking to me, and eventually he's like, "I'm really interested in you. Want to go on a date?"

I wasn't interested, so I said, "No thank you, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not quite ready to get involved yet."

HE STARTED CRYING! WHAT THE HECK?!


I felt so embarassed, so I was like, "What's wrong?!"

He sniffled, wiped his face with his arm, and said, "I'm crying because...SOMEONE BROKE YOUR HEART!!"

I wanted to die.

I don't look scary or smell...lol one day I'll find someone somewhat normal. xD

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All I can say is wow, and I don't mean to laugh at other peoples misfortunes.

I feel you Torrie. Ask alty... I attract the crazies.

... Actually, I attract the deceptive ones. They at first, seem normal, then for some reason, TURN crazy. Like... full blown, get me a straightjacket and an episode on Maury crazy...

Kind of like the muffin girl?

Like right now, this really cute Italian lady sat down next to me, using her computer, and she can't use the AT&T hotspot, so I kindly enter my password in for her so that she can use it. She thanks me, and we talk for a little...

... then her THREE KIDS show up. What?? There's no way this woman was fertilized thrice.

It's okay, Adam. I laugh at it, too. It just gives me another story to make myself more interesting than I already am.

Interesting = Man Magnet. ;)

Sneezy, I can totally sympathize. I'm seriously considering writing a book about all my crazy male experiences.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Kinda like the muffin girl?

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JUST like the muffin girl.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ip-249255.html

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Like right now, this really cute Italian lady sat down next to me, using her computer, and she can't use the AT&T hotspot, so I kindly enter my password in for her so that she can use it. She thanks me, and we talk for a little...

...then her THREE KIDS show up. what?!?? There's no way this woman was fertilized thrice.

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Mi dispeace, parlo solo un a di'italiano!

But seriously.

Once I was talking to this guy in a long line outside of a Game Stop, and we're having a good time, sparks are flying, awesomesauce. He was answering some texts every now and then, but I didn't pay attention.

Suddenly, this blonde girl comes STORMING up where I'm standing and is like, "HE TOLD YOU HE'S TAKEN! CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?!" I was mortified! I said, "What are you talking about?!"

He was texting his girlfriend, telling her he told me he was taken, but I was continuing to be persistent.

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JUST like the muffin girl.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ip-249255.html

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Haha, I remember reading it and had to bring it up. It is definitely one of those situations.

Definitely a good read for those who haven't read it.

Wow, did you know you can't use the letter W... T... F in a row? That is crazy.

Sorry, I just caught that and was amused

I just read "Muffin Girl" and I must say, that's hardcore crazy right there.

See, that's what happens when you talk to the quiet, lonely people in the class and take them home with you.

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I feel ya Torrie. Ask alty...I attract the crazies.

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You calling me crazy? :(

Did I mention how pretty you are shazzie?

Is it 5 yet? Or at least somewhere? I am dying here.

Nope, it's 4:05pm in my part o' the woods.

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I feel ya Torrie. Ask alty...I attract the crazies.

...Actually, I attract the deceptive ones. They at first, seem normal, then for some reason, TURN crazy. like...full blown, get me a straightjacket and an episode on Maury crazy...

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Sneezy all women are crazy... it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies... :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Sneezy all women are crazy...it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies...:cool:

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I am not crazy, I'm eccentric. Wait, don't you have to be rich for that?

Crap!

You suck! ;)

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Sneezy all women are crazy...it is just relative to your experience. I truly think women are rationally insane, so to speak. No offense ladies...:cool:

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No offense taken! It gives me an excuse to be on meds! :D

I just cut my sons hair. He looks like a little G.I. Joe.

Hee, hee.

I guess I should tell him I'm not a hairdresser.

NA! :)

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

No offense taken! It gives me an excuse to be on meds! :D

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Ditto! :cool: