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  • Dec 8, 2007, 07:48 PM
    kp2171
    I'm ill equipt to help you with the duck fart.

    And my tongue isn't that long or talented.

    Sorry.

    T minus 21 hours and change.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 07:53 PM
    kp2171
    Speaking of bowling...

    An Amazing Bowling Trick - Yahoo! Video
  • Dec 8, 2007, 07:57 PM
    startover22
    Duck farts across the counter... J, Koots? Me me there in... 45 minutes, I need to shower! Hee hee
    Kp... nice, real farkin nice bowling trick! Holy crap is all I can say to that!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 07:59 PM
    J_9
    Koots!! Woo Hooo

    Duck Fart = Kaluah Baileys & vodka, if my memory serves me right
  • Dec 8, 2007, 08:00 PM
    startover22
    MMMM, you know what I just thought of... I could totally mix my nilla creamer with my whiskey and feel like a million bucks! LOL
  • Dec 8, 2007, 08:40 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    MMMM, you know what i just thought of...I could totally mix my nilla creamer with my whiskey and feel like a million bucks! LOL

    Daddy likes how you think

    That... that was creepy wasn't it... the "daddy" thing...

    Other combos... I dated a girl once and the night we had the "i-dont-want-to-date-anyone-now-but-if-i-did-itd-be-with-YOU" conversation (LIE!) we discovered that a nice wheat beer followed by munching on handfuls of honey nut cheerios was an awesome combo. Not exactly as good as dating a limber brunette with a fantastic personality, but if she wouldn't give me #1, number #2 wasn't a poke in the eye.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 08:57 PM
    J_9
    Okay, I'm going nuts!!

    I can't figure out how to change my ringback tone to one that I purchased!!

    ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Dec 8, 2007, 08:57 PM
    alkalineangel
    I miss drinking...
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:01 PM
    J_9
    Oh, but look at the money you are saving!!

    I miss sleeping!! I'll get some after next week.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:04 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    I miss drinkin...

    Wife made me vow to not drink wine (her fav outside of champaigne) while she was pregnant, and I did but for once, when it would have been rude to not accept while in the house as a guest of a man who offered... so I was just as happy as she was when we finally uncorked a nice bottle of red.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:04 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    I miss sleeping!!! I'll get some after next week.

    How many times have you told yourself that lie, honey?
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:07 PM
    J_9
    Damn you know me too well!!

    Calgon Take me AWAY!!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:22 PM
    alkalineangel
    Lol... I miss sleeping too, but there is no wishful thinking in my direct future... lol
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:23 PM
    J_9
    Mine either honey. You'll probably be getting a full nights sleep before I do... I'd rather have a newborn than nursing school all over again any day!!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 09:29 PM
    alkalineangel
    I feel for you... my sisters are both RNs... I remember the long nights...
  • Dec 8, 2007, 10:46 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Mine either honey. You'll probably be getting a full nights sleep before I do.....I'd rather have a newborn than nursing school all over again any day!!!

    I would too, I would rather have a newborn tiny baby in my arms over almost anything! Ohhh, Al you lucky lucky lucky woman!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 10:50 PM
    kp2171
    There is absolutely nothing like a baby sleeping on your chest. Nothing. You want to freeze that moment and have it go on and on and on...
  • Dec 8, 2007, 11:18 PM
    rpg219
    BABY FEVER!! Let me go make a thread and ask someone why it's not happening... not, LOL. I would love to have another baby right now, but I'm patient... it will happen when it's supposed to... right? My doc tried to put me on fertility, but I said HELL no... no way I am going to end up with three or four at one time! LOL
  • Dec 8, 2007, 11:25 PM
    Chery
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    Originally Posted by kp2171
    there is absolutely nothing like a baby sleeping on your chest. nothing. you want to freeze that moment and have it go on and on and on...

    You are so right.. I still have memories of my baby daughter, and she gave me the gift of experiencing it again with my grandson. There is nothing better in the whole world. He's 16 months old now, and I enjoy every minute, even when he's in a bad mood - that's my Alexander, the Great!

    There is a Kullmann's here, and it's our favorite place to eat on Saturdays..
  • Dec 8, 2007, 11:32 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Awsome pic, they grow so so fast. My little one is almost 15 months. Wow, amazing experience. Good night and Goodmorning all.

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