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  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:16 AM
    J_9
    Oh, CBW, do you need a happy pill? LOL, it will be over soon and you will have your privacy back.

    So, Nos, just how many harems do you have?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:17 AM
    Nosnosna
    Just the one, but I'm working on two more currently :)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:19 AM
    Synnen
    Wait... you need more than one harem?

    Shouldn't you just have one with more people in it?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:24 AM
    curlybenswife
    What are the requirements Nos??
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:24 AM
    Nosnosna
    I think of it as having a vacation harem. When I need to get away, I leave the normal harem and go to one of the others for a bit. Then I come back home to the main one.

    There are also some tax benefits... keeping multiple smaller harems cuts down on the property taxes owed.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:25 AM
    alkalineangel
    Nos' brain...

    http://www.pant.co.uk/potluck/humour/brain2.gif
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:26 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehe Al I like it :D
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:26 AM
    J_9
    LMAO, his brain needs tased.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:30 AM
    Synnen
    Oh, that brain is GREAT!

    (it's bigger than Nos's, though)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 10:30 AM
    alkalineangel
    Me too :)

    I think it would go berzerk if you tazed it... its already retty fast.. lol.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:03 AM
    Synnen
    I can tell I'm really hormonal today.

    I think that very violent sex, a la preying mantiss, sounds excellent.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:06 AM
    J_9
    Praying Mantis sex. LMAO!! I LOVE that idea!
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:21 AM
    alkalineangel
    You mean devouring your partner afterwards? Or you know like position wise? LOL
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:22 AM
    Nosnosna
    Are we supposed to take praying mantis sex as expert advice, coming as it is from our adult sexuality expert?
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:39 AM
    Synnen
    Nos... you WISH.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:50 AM
    alkalineangel
    Im still trying to figure out if you meant eating him or the position... ;)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:57 AM
    Synnen
    Can't it be both?

    I just want to hurt someone :)
  • Jul 12, 2007, 11:59 AM
    J_9
    Hurt Nos, he's into pain!!
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:02 PM
    Synnen
    Yeah... but then I'd never get rid of him.

    It would be like a puppy following me around, begging for more all the time.
  • Jul 12, 2007, 12:04 PM
    Nosnosna
    You saying you kick puppies?

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