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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Actually, it's having kids. ;)

Speaking of kids, I have to go for a few hours.

I'll be back later.

Be good Bear. I have people watching. ;)

People... you have people as well!!

I thought it was just the campus bunnies and the neighbourhood hedgehogs that were keeping an eye on me :eek:

Cya later Alty, have a good one :)

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Originally Posted by albear

people.....you have people aswell !!!

i thought it was just the campus bunnies and the neighbourhood hedgehogs that were keeping an eye on me :eek:

cya later Alty, have a good one :)

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have pluralized it.

I have person. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have pluralized it.

I have person. :)

Lol

Well they're hidden very well, ill have to keep looking over my shoulder now :eek:

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Originally Posted by albear

lol

well theyre hidden very well, ill have to keep looking over my shoulder now :eek:

She's hidden well. Remember, there's only one. ;)

Psst.. Shaz... I think Bear saw you. Run! Hide! You're supposed to be invisible. :(

Good people, ahem, person, are hard to find. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She's hidden well. Remember, there's only one. ;)

Psst..Shaz...I think Bear saw you. Run! Hide! You're supposed to be invisible. :(

Good people, ahem, person, are hard to find. ;)

Well as long as the person you've got tailing me is a she, I'm actually OK with that :)

(psst, is shazzy the one hiding in the bushes outside my window)

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Originally Posted by albear

well as long as the person youve got tailing me is a she, im actually ok with that :)

(psst, is shazzy the one hiding in the bushes outside my window)

That's not Shaz. She's in your bathroom.

Run Bear! Run! That's not my people in the bushes. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's not Shaz. She's in your bathroom.

Run Bear! Run! That's not my people in the bushes. :eek:

It think ill close the curtains and just stay awake all night :eek:

Shazzys in my bathroom?. do I even want to know why?

Wait, the bathrooms just down the hall, next to the front door... which I can't remember if I locked or not :eek:

Do not go into the bathroom! :eek:

I repeat, no bathroom! :eek:

Shazzy is shaving her legs. You don't want to see that. I saw it once, I'm still having nightmares.

Shazzy's going to kill me! :(

Can I hide under the covers with you please?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do not go into the bathroom! :eek:

I repeat, no bathroom! :eek:

Shazzy is shaving her legs. You don't want to see that. I saw it once, I'm still having nightmares.

Shazzy's going to kill me! :(

Can I hide under the covers with you please?

Yea, shazzys going to hunt you down :D

Yep, quick Alty under the covers, hey don't hog the duvet, I think I hear shazzy coming to get you :eek:

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Originally Posted by albear

yea, shazzys gonna hunt you down :D

yep, quick Alty under the covers, hey dont hog the duvet, i think i hear shazzy coming to get you :eek:

Bear, did you toot? :confused:

That's so wrong. You dutch ovened me?

We're not even married and you dutch ovened me?

I'm going to get even! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Bear, did you toot? :confused:

That's so wrong. You dutch ovened me?!

We're not even married and you dutch ovened me?

I'm going to get even! :p

Hey, that wasn't me, tut tut Alty trying to blame me when you let one go :mad:

Reet, I'm sorry Alty, but I'm going to have to turn in for the night, can I trust you to keep watch and to not draw on me with a permanent marker pen, I guess ill find out :)

g'night Alty, enjoy the rest of your day, and if I don't see you later, have a good weekend as well :)

I would never draw on you.

I'd shave your eyebrows, but I'd never draw on you. ;)

Sleep with one eye open.

Night Bear.

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Originally Posted by albear

hey, that wasnt me, tut tut Alty trying to blame me when you let one go :mad:

I am a lady. I never... um... who am I kidding.

But really, it wasn't me.

Wait... if it wasn't you... and it wasn't me... who was it? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I would never draw on you.

I'd shave your eyebrows, but I'd never draw on you. ;)

Sleep with one eye open.

Night Bear.

Will do :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I am a lady. I never.....um....who am I kidding.

But really, it wasn't me.

Wait...if it wasn't you...and it wasn't me...who was it? :eek:

:eek:

Maybe it was Shaz.

Shaz, is that you? :confused:

Bear, I heard something growl. :eek:

Hold me! I'm afraid!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Maybe it was Shaz.

Shaz, is that you? :confused:

Bear, I heard something growl. :eek:

Hold me! I'm afraid!

Sorry that was me growling, it happens when someone tries to pinch the covers, Alty

But don't worry Alty ill protect you, maybe if I growl some more whatever it is will get scared :p

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Originally Posted by albear

sorry that was me growling, it happens when someone tries to pinch the covers, Alty

but dont worry Alty ill protect you, maybe if i growl some more whatever it is will get scared :p

I never pinch the covers. I'm a giver, I give. Isn't that KP's line?

Actually, R and I have separate blankets, it's a German thing. I don't know why more people don't do it this way, we never fight over the covers because we each have our own. ;)

Is it your tummy growling? Are you hungry? I could eat. Should we order food?

Shaz, you want to pitch in for a pizza! :)

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Originally Posted by albear

Instant Rimshot

Like that !

Hi Stringy.

How did shopping go?

Is that you under the covers with Bear and me? Are you the one that dutch ovened me?

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Originally Posted by albear

this is another one of my favourites :)

Drama Button im sure youll find a situation you can use it ;)

Like that one also ! Sounds like an old TV police serial...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I never pinch the covers. I'm a giver, I give. Isn't that KP's line?

Actually, R and I have separate blankets, it's a German thing. I don't know why more people don't do it this way, we never fight over the covers because we each have our own. ;)

Is it your tummy growling? Are you hungry? I could eat. Should we order food?

Shaz, you want to pitch in for a pizza!? :)

Actually now that you mention it... :D

To be honest I've got more than enough covers for two, I was lucky enough to rent a room with a double bed all to myself, :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Like that !

Thanks stringer :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! I like it. I can use that daily. Actually, hourly. Who am I kidding? Minutely. ;)

Ha ha... lots of drama ! :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi Stringy.

How did shopping go?

Is that you under the covers with Bear and me? Are you the one that dutch ovened me?

You know when you first said it I didn't know what 'dutch ovened' meant so I went and looked it up... kind of wrong but funny at the same time :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I am a lady. I never.....um....who am I kidding.

But really, it wasn't me.

Wait...if it wasn't you...and it wasn't me...who was it? :eek:

Ooooohhh Red's dreaded leprechaun ?

Leprechaun? No!

If I catch it do I get a wish?

Bear, the Dutch oven is a time honored tradition. In fact, the first Dutch oven in a relationship is usually performed on the wedding night, when it's too late to run. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi Stringy.

How did shopping go?

Is that you under the covers with Bear and me? Are you the one that dutch ovened me?

"I know nuthING !!!!!"

Just ended up at the Menard's store and loaded up with more electrical displays for outside... ssssshhhh... Marta thinks that I have way too many already... :)

But you guys understand me... you know that I get a hugh kick out of this sort of thing and a chance to be creative too...

Doing some different things this year...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Leprechaun? No!

If I catch it do I get a wish?

Bear, the Dutch oven is a time honored tradition. In fact, the first Dutch oven in a relationship is usually performed on the wedding night, when it's too late to run. ;)

Lol so I read :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

"I know nuthING !!!!!"

Just ended up at the Menard's store and loaded up with more electrical displays for outside...ssssshhhh...Marta thinks that I have way too many already...:)

But you guys understand me...you know that I get a hugh kick out of this sort of thing and a chance to be creative too.....

Doing some different things this year....

Looking forward to the pics :)

I can't wait to see the pictures Stringer.

Bear, just continue dating and you'll be fine. Get married and you're in trouble. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I can't wait to see the pictures Stringer.

Bear, just continue dating and you'll be fine. Get married and you're in trouble. ;)

Now Alty, how many times over the last two years have I disagreed with you, I can't remember even once... :D HOWEVERrrrrrrrr... you and I both know that this just isn't true, is it. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Now Alty, how many times over the last two years have I disagreed with you, I can't remember even once.....:D HOWEVERrrrrrrrr...you and I both know that this just isn't true, is it. :)

I admit that marriage is a wonderful institution, despite the occasional dutch oven.

As for us disagreeing, I have only one word... Salvador. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I can't wait to see the pictures Stringer.

Bear, just continue dating and you'll be fine. Get married and you're in trouble. ;)

:(

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Originally Posted by albear

:(

I was kidding.

You can get married.

Wait, there are a few restrictions though. Actually, more like requirements.

1. We all have to like this girl.

2. I have to be invited to the wedding, Stringer will be my escort, no substitutes!

3. You have to promise never to dutch oven her, even after you're married.

4. One of your kids has to be named Alty. :)

Agreed?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I was kidding.

You can get married.

Wait, there are a few restrictions though. Actually, more like requirements.

1. We all have to like this girl.

2. I have to be invited to the wedding, Stringer will be my escort, no substitutes!

3. You have to promise never to dutch oven her, even after you're married.

4. One of your kids has to be named Alty. :)

Agreed?

It wasn't that, it more you said continue and I haven't actually started :(

But of course id agree to those, if I could find my one and only :D

My relationship history depresses me :(

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Originally Posted by albear

it wasnt that, it more you said continue and i havent actually started :(

but of course id agree to those, if i could find my one and only :D

my relationship history depresses me :(

You're still really young Bear. You're also in school, busy finding yourself. I doubt that you have much time to meet Miss Right at this time in your life.

She's out there. You'll meet her. Then I'll grill her, make sure she's right for you.

You do realize that she has to pass the Alty test before anything goes any further. Right? ;)

Baby Bear, meet Mama Bear. Roar! ;) :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're still really young Bear. You're also in school, busy finding yourself. I doubt that you have much time to meet Miss Right at this time in your life.

She's out there. You'll meet her. Then I'll grill her, make sure she's right for you.

You do realize that she has to pass the Alty test before anything goes any further. Right? ;)

Baby Bear, meet Mama Bear. Roar! ;) :p

:) thanks Alty

Lol the Alty test, what does that involve and what do you need to pass? :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I admit that marriage is a wonderful institution,

Yeah... but who wants to live in an institution :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by albear

:) thanks Alty

lol the Alty test, what does that involve and what do you need to pass? :D

The Alty test is threefold. I don't administer it often as people have gotten hurt. :eek:

No worries Bear, if she's right for you, she'll pass. :)

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Originally Posted by albear

:) thanks Alty

lol the Alty test, what does that involve and what do you need to pass? :D

The Alty test shouldn't be that big a deal. It's the Synnen test she should worry.