Ask Me Help Desk - "Friends" Fantasyland Haunted Hotel.

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Originally Posted by albear

wii if having fun, wiiiiiiii is having too much fun and a little something leaks out :D

Leaks out? That doesn't sound good. :(

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Originally Posted by albear

its all good :) even the room spinning, been there got the t-shirt, woke up on some nice girls boobs (see i had my reason before im sure sneezy will find you hilarious when you phone up and your totally rat-arsed/QUOTE]

Boobs? Did you say boobs? I have boobs. :D

Sneezy will probably use anything I say against me in a court of law. No good can come of this, really. ;)

Rat-arsed? Hee, hee, I like that, sounds fun, sorta. ;)

Again, boobs? :cool:

I like drunken alty... who is a little obsessed with boobs lol

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wiiiiiii is Wii when I'm drunk. :D

This explanation is much better than mine :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

i like drunken alty........who is a little obsessed with boobs lol

Alty has really big boobs, it's hard not to be obsessed. ;)

32F baby, those aren't just a handful, heck, two hands might not even be enough. :eek:

Okay, am I really posting this? STARBY! You're supposed to stop me. :(

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Originally Posted by albear

this explanation is much better than mine :)

I wrote that? I don't remember. :o

Hubby, beer me! :D

You're still suppose to be in your corner Alty! Who told you that it was time to leave! Back to your corner, or I'll take your toys away! :p

I need to catch up to you before my beer disappears!

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Originally Posted by albear

Alty has really big boobs, it's hard not to be obsessed. ;)

32F baby, those aren't just a handful, heck, two hands might not even be enough. :eek:

Okay, am I really posting this? STARBY! You're supposed to stop me. :(

Starby I think someone has had a few too many :o and needs a helping hand

We better help her into her corner! Quick... grab her beer! :D

There's no such thing as too many. Okay, maybe.

I don't like the corner, that's for bad girls, I'm good!

Toys? Which toys? Not those toys! Get away from those, you can't have them! Grrr, back off, back off!

SHERRIFF! Starby's stealing my toys. :(

The Sheriff can't help you now! He's got cuffs, and that wouldn't work now would it! That's no punishment!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

We better help her into her corner!! Quick...grab her beer!! :D

Starby, buddy, you know you want to join me, how about a beer? Come on, all the cool kids are doing it, you don't want to be left out, do you? Just one sip, it's really groovy (did I just say that?) come on, it won't hurt you. :D

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

We better help her into her corner!! Quick...grab her beer!! :D

Agreed, alty no more beer for you OK, beer is bad for you
Its only good when your between 18 and 37

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

The Sheriff can't help you now!! He's got cuffs, and that wouldn't work now would it! That's no punishment!!

Did you say cuffs? Do you not know me at all? :D

Bring on the cuffs. :cool:

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Originally Posted by albear

agreed, alty no more beer for you ok, beer is bad for you
its only good when your between 18 and 37

Hey! Who's side are you on? I thought you liked drunken Alty. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hey! Who's side are you on? I thought you liked drunken Alty. :(

I do but drunken alty might be a little too drunk for her own good :) plus starby offered me your beer

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Starby, buddy, you know you want to join me, how about a beer? Come on, all the cool kids are doing it, you don't want to be left out, do you? Just one sip, it's really groovy (did I just say that?) come on, it won't hurt you. :D

Groovy... GROOVY? you really are drunk :eek:

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Originally Posted by albear

i do but drunken alty might be a little too drunk for her own good :) plus starby offered me your beer

My beer? No one gets my beer! You have to earn my beer, after all, I earned it! :)

Wow, have you ever scrolled down while writing a post, there's a whole bunch of stuff there, I'll have to try that another time, when I'm sober. ;)

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Originally Posted by albear

groovy........GROOVY?, you really are drunk :eek:

Really? Are you sure? Doesn't everyone say groovy? Groovy baby! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

My beer? No one gets my beer! You have to earn my beer, after all, I earned it! :)

Wow, have you ever scrolled down while writing a post, theres a whole bunch of stuff there, I'll have to try that another time, when I'm sober. ;)

Yep I have the ads who's on line: me, hi STRINGER
You and starby are invisible so we can't see you
Then other threads that might be similar to this one :)

Ill have to earn the beer another time because I'm off in a minute :)

MarkwithaK was there for a while, but he left.

Did I scare him off? I hope not.

Hi Stringer, I see you!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

MarkwithaK was there for a while, but he left.

Did I scare him off? I hope not.

Hi Stringer, I see you!

Maybe it was your 32F's lol I'm going to keep reminding you how drunk you were lol :D

Stringer's gone too, what did I say?

Come back, I'm sorry, I'm drunk, nothing I say can be used against me.

I really shouldn't be posting on any other threads, that would be all bad.

You will forget everything Bear, yes you will, just focus on the ball, see the ball, this didn't happen, it was all a dream.

Oh my, I'm not a very good role model am I?

Poo. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Stringer's gone too, what did I say?

Come back, I'm sorry, I'm drunk, nothing I say can be used against me.

I really shouldn't be posting on any other threads, that would be all bad.

You will forget everything Bear, yes you will, just focus on the ball, see the ball, this didn't happen, it was all a dream.

Oh my, I'm not a very good role model am I?

Poo. :(

It doesn't matter anyhoo alty I've drank my fair share of bacardi and I think its getting to me, so ill probably forget anyhoo :D.
I'm sure you're a great role model in real life :)

I try Bear, I don't always succeed, but I try. :)

Wow, it's getting hard to type now. I had another beer, going for just one more. I'm a bit hammered. This isn't me, I don't know what's gotten into me. Wow, I'll pay tomorrow. :(

I'm sorry I scared everyone away. Looks like it's just you and me kid. ;)

I just ordered Chinese food! Geez I hate doing that! 13 million things on the *&#* menu! It better be yummy! Okay... back to the beer! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I try Bear, I don't always succeed, but I try. :)

Wow, it's getting hard to type now. I had another beer, going for just one more. I'm a bit hammered. This isn't me, I don't know what's gotten into me. Wow, I'll pay tomorrow. :(

I'm sorry I scared everyone away. Looks like it's just you and me kid.

Hmmmm about that its 5 am now and although I'm fairly awake if not a little tipsy myself :D I should go to bed, sorry to leave you by your lonesome :o but ill leave you with a parting gift
YouTube - Grandaddy - A.M. 180
g'night/morning/whatever I don't care anymore :D
Oh starby's here your not on your lonesome anymore :)

Beer, ah, the nectar of the Gods! :)

Chinese food? Me want, me want. Poo. :(

Starby mean. :(

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Originally Posted by albear

hmmmm about that its 5 am now and although im fairly awake if not a little tipsy myself :D i should go to bed, sorry to leave you by your lonesome :o but ill leave you with a parting gift
YouTube - Grandaddy - A.M. 180
g'night/morning/whatever i dont care anymore :D

Night my little drunken friend. Sleep tight sweetie. I'll be sleeping in tomorrow, I'm pretty sure I'll have a headache. :(

Night Bear. :)

I'm wide awake... on second beer... don't know what I ordered... some war soup or something... and something with noodles... and some kind of sprouts... and shrimpy something... I don't know! LOL!

Did everyone go away? I'm not so sure about this Chinese Food! I only ordered it like 20 minutes ago, and it's here! Hmmmmm! How long has this been sitting around? Like how many cats can they skin in 20 minutes? Eeeeekkkk! I just grossed myself out, and that was mean! LOL! ;)

Eeeeeeuuuuuuggggghhhhh O.O

I know! I really wonder how long this food has been sitting around? I expected to wait a good hour for it at least, because I ordered a lot! Now I'm kind of scared! I didn't just order a normal "dinner for two" either! I ordered things that should have taken awhile! I'm just now remembering an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares!"

Is it still meowing?

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Is it still meowing?

Funny... but not for Starby... (sad)... look closely at each bite... is there any movement?

You should be all right. Just try and eat around any tufts of fur/whiskers.

Ewwwww... you guys!! Just when I had a mouthful too! :( YUCK!

Cat Found. Tasted Like Chicken. Would You Like The Collar Back?

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Originally Posted by MarkwithaK

Is it still meowing?

Lmao
YouTube - Chinese Food / Cat's In The Kettle

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Originally Posted by albear

lmao
YouTube - Chinese Food / Cat's In The Kettle

LMAO... good song Bear, very appropriate!:eek::D:rolleyes:

Thanks stringer
Cya later