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  • Aug 28, 2008, 12:31 PM
    curlybenswife
    Only you Stringer would be fussy caw you should just be happy that all the women your surrounded with are getting entertained and you are getting time off ;)
  • Aug 28, 2008, 01:35 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Yes I know....I'm always accomodating!! :p


    ALWAYS! :D :eek: :cool:
  • Aug 28, 2008, 03:43 PM
    N0help4u
    Geez Stringer seems like you are asking fer too much cabana girls!
    Well these girls said you have to pass their approval before they will allow their mama's to be on your island!

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  • Aug 28, 2008, 03:49 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    Geez Stringer seems like you are asking fer too much cabana girls!?
    Well these girls said you have to pass their approval before they will allow their mama's to be on your island!

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    CB & NH... I wasn't lookin' for their momma's... :eek: :rolleyes: :) :D
  • Aug 28, 2008, 03:53 PM
    N0help4u
    Yikes! Well I guess you can set your age, your island, your rules.
  • Aug 28, 2008, 06:02 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    yikes! Well I guess you can set your age, your island, your rules.

    Funny hon, but... well you know...

    Marta is 20 years my junior... works... :)
  • Aug 28, 2008, 06:53 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Funny hon, but...well you know....

    Marta is 20 years my junior...works...:)

    Luckily she knows you are a wonderful man worth KEEPING! :D
  • Aug 28, 2008, 07:58 PM
    N0help4u
    20 years younger :D I bet she keeps you young at heart!
  • Aug 28, 2008, 08:51 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    Luckily she knows you are a wonderful man worth KEEPING!!:D

    ***Big Blush*** here Start... thank you sweet.:)
  • Aug 28, 2008, 08:52 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    20 years younger :D I bet she keeps you young at heart!

    Yes she does NH, she keeps me younger in a lot of ways hon...
  • Aug 29, 2008, 01:31 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Yes she does NH, she keeps me younger in a lot of ways hon...

    My dear stringer I'm not even going to tell you how much younger I am to ben but his favourite saying is your as old as the women you feel ;) age is nothing but a number and means absolutely nothing.
  • Aug 29, 2008, 02:51 AM
    starbuck8
    All I know, is that when you pick a man in the same age group as you, you have to calculate their age, in dog yrs in reverse, so uhmmm, let me see here... ::doing the math:: Okay... Yikes, that means the men I have been with were between the ages of 3 and 5! :p :D LOL!. that explains it!!
  • Aug 29, 2008, 02:56 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle say no more starby say no more
  • Aug 29, 2008, 03:00 AM
    starbuck8
    Well I'm pretty sure if I had offered, I would have had to change their diapers too!. because they were always full of crap! ;)

    I've been awake again all night, because Niki has been growling and barking! My ex has apparently, according to my ex sis-in-law, got it in his head that the guys that beat the crap out of him were hired or something by me. He said he's coming after me again now. That's all I need!

    Yeah... like I hang out with the mafia or something... LOL! Mr Big is a good friend... haha!
  • Aug 29, 2008, 03:21 AM
    curlybenswife
    OOOOO that's kind of scarey hunn is Niki smelling any better?
  • Aug 29, 2008, 04:08 AM
    starbuck8
    Sorry! Puter crashed once again. I'm beginning to think Nik has got a permanent embeded skunk perfume! ;) I think I'm immune to the smell already!

    My whole house smells of skunk and Ca-ca (because of my sewer back up)... so I think my sense of smell has been burned!

    It's been a lovely couple of weeks!
  • Aug 29, 2008, 04:41 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh bliinking heck come visit us I can't garrentee it will smell nice Theo kind of puts pay to that but at least that scummy ex won't find you xx
  • Aug 29, 2008, 04:50 AM
    starbuck8
    Scummy ex is from England! With my luck he'd follow me there too! LOL!

    I've brought my arsenal of weapons (baseball bats, my homemade pepper spray, etc.) out again, so I guess that will have to do for now. God knows the cops won't do anything!
  • Aug 29, 2008, 05:32 AM
    curlybenswife
    MMMMMM police are pretty bloody useless aren't they :(
  • Aug 29, 2008, 06:13 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    My dear stringer im not even going to tell you how much younger i am to ben but his favourite saying is your as old as the women you feel ;) age is nothing but a number and means absolutely nothing.

    Ha ha.. very funny CB, I like Ben's attitude very much, does he give classes? And he is right, she keeps me young. We still have that "can I seat you and your daughter" thing at restaurants and other things occasionally. But she just laughs at them and says "and you're not getting him either!" :p
  • Aug 29, 2008, 07:15 AM
    startover22
    Starby, I know people... you want me to take care of this?;)
  • Aug 29, 2008, 08:05 AM
    starbuck8
    Starty? We do have a sheriff and a couple of deputy's around here don't we. Hmmm!! I think I have Sneezy points, so do you think that they're worth anything? I want to cash them in for a couple of favours! :D
  • Aug 29, 2008, 08:28 AM
    chiffonade
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    I can't take ANY more!!!

    I am off to a deserted Island
    I am taking a laptop and my Pepsi

    ya'all get to donate one item for my deserted island


    Thank YOU

    A hammer and chisel so you can take a coconut and make a bikini top!

    Enjoy your sunny respite from life's craziness.
  • Aug 29, 2008, 09:01 AM
    starbuck8
    I think we all need coconut bikini tops, the cabana boys fanning us, the great island music,. and a margarita!! :D

    Welcome to the our various islands Chiffonade! I'm sure NH will be around later to welcome you too! I think she slept in... as she should! :D

    We love "Fed Up Island"!!

    (Oh, and a Clearwater girl (oops, or guy) you are! I'm from Canada, but my parents live in Englewood... close to Sarasota... well six months out the yr they do)
  • Aug 29, 2008, 09:24 AM
    chiffonade
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    I think we all need coconut bikini tops, the cabana boys fanning us, the great island music,. and a margarita!! :D

    Yes! A Margarita! How could I forget?

    Quote:

    Welcome to the our various islands Chiffonade! I'm sure NH will be around later to welcome you too! I think she slept in... as she should! :D
    Thanks - This is a great site. I navigated here in search of an answer about a problem in WORD and realized that all sorts of subjects get discussed.

    Quote:

    We love "Fed Up Island"!!

    (Oh, and a Clearwater girl (oops, or guy) you are! I'm from Canada, but my parents live in Englewood... close to Sarasota... well six months out the yr they do)
    Yes, you have it right - I'm a "transplant" from NYC via Colorado and finally to Clearwater. (And a girl, BTW... LOL.) There's a good chance we'll be moving to Atlanta so I get to add that great city to my Habitation Resume. Glad to be here - meeting fun people is always a plus :D
  • Aug 29, 2008, 09:30 AM
    starbuck8
    Well you will love this site, and the lounge is always fun, just to chill out after answering peoples questions. Usually everyone gets a nickname. I'm Starby or Starbs. Can we call you... uhmmm... Chiffy? LOL! You can pick your own if you want. We've got some crazy ones around here, so go nuts! ;)
  • Aug 29, 2008, 09:36 AM
    chiffonade
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well you will love this site, and the lounge is always fun, just to chill out after answering peoples questions. Usually everyone gets a nickname. I'm Starby or Starbs. Can we call you...uhmmm....Chiffy? LOL! You can pick your own if you want. We've got some crazy ones around here, so go nuts! ;)

    I've been Chiffonade for over 15 years on various cooking discussion boards. Here are some variations:

    Chiffy
    Chiffster
    Chiffaroni (thought that was cute... LOL)
    And just plain Chiff

    Glad to be here!
  • Aug 29, 2008, 09:55 AM
    starbuck8
    Well we can use a combo of those, and change them up! Personally I like Chiffster! but yes!. Chifferoni is cute! ;) And just a tip. If you get really insane when answering any questions?. you can always hop over to Sneezy and Stringy's Sanitarium! The boys like to pick of us there though, so be careful, lol!

    Only about 500 more posts or so, and the Island will be shut down! :(

    Heads up NH... we need a new and improved "Fed Up Island"!!
  • Aug 29, 2008, 12:22 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Ha ha..very funny CB, I like Ben's attitude very much, does he give classes? And he is right, she keeps me young. We still have that "can I seat you and your daughter" thing at restaurants and other things occasionally. But she just laughs at them and says "and you're not getting him either!" :p

    When it comes down to it what the hell does it matter what anyone else thinks as long as your both happy that's what matters.
    Enjoy what you have and never let anyone tell you any different.
    As for the lessons from ben mmmm he was single for a very long time before me ;)
  • Aug 29, 2008, 01:23 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    When it comes down to it what the hell does it matter what anyone else thinks as long as your both happy thats what matters.
    Enjoy what you have and never let anyone tell you any different.
    As for the lessons from ben mmmm he was single for a very long time before me ;)


    That... is exactly how we feel CBW... It never has bothered either of us really, we have fun with it when it happens but rarely does anymore. Like when we go to the movies; " I would like tickets for one senior and a child please...." Just fun, we are very fortunate, love and take care of each other... neighbors have told us that we are the "examples" in the neighborhood... not always sure exactly what they mean each time... I need to make sure that the window blinds are all the way down tonight... :D
  • Aug 29, 2008, 01:27 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well we can use a combo of those, and change em up! Personally I like Chiffster! , but yes!....Chifferoni is cute!! ;) And just a tip. If you get really insane when answering any questions?...you can always hop over to Sneezy and Stringy's Sanitarium! The boys like to pick of us there though, so be careful, lol!!

    Only about 500 more posts or so, and the Island will be shut down! :(

    Heads up NH....we need a new and improved "Fed Up Island"!!!!


    Chiffster... you are new here, don't be swayed by this sneaky DUCKIE'S opinion of us guys dear, she just has a target on her featherless body... the guys here are all right too... :rolleyes: Some even know a few good duck jokes... ;)
  • Aug 29, 2008, 01:35 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    That.....is exactly how we feel CBW...It never has bothered either of us really, we have fun with it when it happens but rarely does anymore. Like when we go to the movies; " I would like tickets for one senior and a child please...." Just fun, we are very fortunate, love and take care of each other...neighbors have told us that we are the "examples" in the neighborhood...not always sure exactly what they mean each time...I need to make sure that the window blinds are all the way down tonight.........:D


    LOL oh my be glad you don't have my neighbours but that's a whole other story ;)

    Hold each other tight love each other tight and remember your lucky ones no one else because you have each other.
  • Aug 29, 2008, 01:54 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    LOL oh my be glad you dont have my neighbours but thats a whole other story ;)

    Hold eachother tight love eachother tight and remember your lucky ones no one else because you have eachother.


    Thanks hon... :)
  • Aug 29, 2008, 02:18 PM
    Alty
    Hi kids, here for a minute.

    Starby, ducky, sweetie, call me, or better yet, pack your bags and come to my place for a few months. I don't like that the ex has threatened you, we all know he isn't afraid to do something to you. Honey, reallly, I don't like this one little bit. Pack up some bags, grab Nicki and come to my place right now! That's not a request dear, that's an order, now do it, you'll be safe here. Okay?

    Guy's tell her to do it, please, I don't like this situation one little bit. :(

    On a lighter note, I need a maid, or 5, anyone game? Please? I pay in beer and food, and I'm a pretty darn good cook. Please? ;)
  • Aug 30, 2008, 01:15 AM
    curlybenswife
    Alty I have to say that if it's a possibility then starby should most definitely come have a visit with you the lady needs a nights sleep on top of anything else.
  • Aug 30, 2008, 02:19 AM
    starbuck8
    Thanks Alty and CBW! Alty you know if it was possible I would be there, but of course you know without my van running right now, it's highly unlikely. I'm still not sure if I am going to be able to make it out to the lake today, which will put me on the blacklist with my parents I'm sure!

    Heyyyy, I'm a duck! Do you think if I just started to flap, I could gain some air speed, and get there that way? I'll give it a try! :D

    Thanks guys, but hopefully 'N' has a lucid moment, and decides to leave me alone this time. But yes, I could sure do with that sleep! ;)
  • Aug 30, 2008, 02:31 AM
    Unknown008
    Starby, don't you forget a parachute! One never knows, you have hardly any feather and we don't want to lose our duck by a mere fly trial! ;)
  • Aug 30, 2008, 02:38 AM
    starbuck8
    Ahhhh... yes the parachute! I do have training in that area! I know how to count before I pull the cord! Arch thousand... two thousand... three thousand... *%#*! ;) LOL!

    (I had fun parachuting! Even the plane can remember it, as I'm sure it still has my finger imprints in it! :D)
  • Aug 30, 2008, 02:50 AM
    Unknown008
    LOL. I'd like to do sky diving one day...
  • Aug 30, 2008, 03:05 AM
    starbuck8
    It really is a lot of fun Unky! Just don't land on a cow like I almost did... lol!

    I'm LMAO! Niki is having a dream, and she must be running after something and barking, because her legs are just a going, and she is making funny barking and whining sounds. It's hilarious! :D

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