That was nice sneezy hwo did it turn out? Any good? :P

... she turned out to be married. I'll post up the story later in my blog. It was absurd.

Yeah, he's usually wearing the "Peace, Love, and Crabs" shirt, too...



One day I'll find my Prince Herpes!

Man, I have been doing it all wrong to, it has always been "so, does it bother you if I have crabs?"

Yea, I wondered why I never got any laughs.

I posted the story on my blog... sadness.

This is probably not going to sound funny on a computer but...

A friend of mine when we go out somehow manages to find paper to crumple up or streamers (we still don't know where he pulls it from) and he sneaks up behind people singing "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, GONOREAH!" and throws the paper at them then runs off :D

Absurdity...

Wow, that married lady was doused in EPIC FAIL.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

This is probably not going to sound funny on a computer but....

A friend of mine when we go out somehow manages to find paper to crumple up or streamers (we still don't know where he pulls it from) and he sneaks up behind people singing "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, GONOREAH!" and throws the paper at them then runs off :D

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I don't get it. I guess it would have to be one of those things I would have had to been there for.

Awww I just read your blog Sneezy... DARN!

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This is probably not going to sound funny on a computer but....

A friend of mine when we go out somehow manages to find paper to crumple up or streamers (we still don't know where he pulls it from) and he sneaks up behind people singing "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, GONOREAH!" and throws the paper at them then runs off :D

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It's also fun to pretend sneeze on your hand, and then rub it on some random person, look at your buddy and be like, "Dood...this Swine Flu's kicking mai bootay..." and just walk off.

Oh, and have another friend taking pictures.

Chyeah man... how rough is that, huh? And even my friends thought I was "IN"

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It's also fun to pretend sneeze on your hand, and then rub it on some random person, look at your buddy and be like, "Dood...this Swine Flu's kicking mai bootay..." and just walk off.

Oh, and have another friend taking pictures.

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I had a friend who wrote "ANTHRAX" on my high school yearbook... every.. single.. page...

... yeah.

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I don't get it. I guess it would have to be one of those things i would have had to been there for.

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Yeah pretty much lol
You have to see it.
He just goes up to random people in bars yells gonoreah at them, throws paper at them then runs away...

He is not right in the head that boy :D

This "friend" wouldn't be Vaughn now would it..

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chyeah man...how rough is that, huh? and even my friends thought I was "IN"

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Last summer, I was invited to this copy-store opening. So I'm talking to friends, eating a couple of pretzels, and this guy who looked about 25 comes up to me and starts telling me I look like a princess. He then tells me that he's a "single man" and has been looking for his own princess for a long time.

But something just didn't seem right about him.



15 minutes into the conversation, this lady comes up, grabs the guy by the arm, turns to me and says, "I'm so sorry he's been bothering you...he has a form of retardation."



Oh, my self-esteem was SOARING! :D

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this "friend" wouldn't be Vaughn now would it...?

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Haha nooo, although that is something he would do :p

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Last summer, I was invited to this copy-store opening. So I'm talking to friends, eating a couple of pretzels, and this guy who looked about 25 comes up to me and starts telling me I look like a princess. He then tells me that he's a "single man" and has been looking for his own princess for a long time.

But something just didn't seem right about him.



15 minutes into the conversation, this lady comes up, grabs the guy by the arm, turns to me and says, "I'm so sorry he's been bothering you...he has a form of retardation."



Oh, my self-esteem was SOARING! :D

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People with "mental problems" are usually extremely honest! It was a huge compliment!

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

Last summer, I was invited to this copy-store opening. So I'm talking to friends, eating a couple of pretzels, and this guy who looked about 25 comes up to me and starts telling me I look like a princess. He then tells me that he's a "single man" and has been looking for his own princess for a long time.

But something just didn't seem right about him.

15 minutes into the conversation, this lady comes up, grabs the guy by the arm, turns to me and says, "I'm so sorry he's been bothering you...he has a form of retardation."

Oh, my self-esteem was SOARING! :D

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Holy cow... I laughed so loud people at sbucks think I'm having issues. Hahahaa... so sorry!

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holy cow...I laughed so loud people at sbucks think I'm having issues. hahahaa...so sorry!

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I'm seriously a magnet for the most unconventional people ever. Once at a restaurant, I was eating by myself, enjoying some "me" time. The waiter gets to talking to me, and eventually he's like, "I'm really interested in you. Want to go on a date?"

I wasn't interested, so I said, "No thank you, I just got out of a relationship and I'm not quite ready to get involved yet."

HE STARTED CRYING! WHAT THE HECK?


I felt so embarrassed, so I was like, "What's wrong?!"

He sniffled, wiped his face with his arm, and said, "I'm crying because...SOMEONE BROKE YOUR HEART!!"

I wanted to die.

I don't look scary or smell... lol one day I'll find someone somewhat normal. XD