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  • Dec 1, 2007, 01:29 PM
    startover22
    Wow... that was a mouthful... thank you much!
  • Dec 2, 2007, 02:13 AM
    magprob
    Is there really such a thing as butt fungus?
  • Dec 2, 2007, 02:16 AM
    NeedKarma
    Better see your doctor.
  • Dec 2, 2007, 02:23 AM
    magprob
    I really think baloney is my favorite word in the whole wide world. Too bad Spam is my favorite meat. Baloney is my second favorite meat. If baloney were my favorite meat, my favorite word and meat would be baloney. I don't know many people whose favorite word and favorite meat are the same so if it were, balony my favorite meat I mean... no, I can't abandon Spam like that. I love Spam but my favorite word is not Spam and for that I feel soooo guilty. Now do you see the turmoil and anguish I live with every day?
  • Dec 2, 2007, 02:58 AM
    magprob
    I told you the Bush Family are Evil Alien Reptilians. They have been ruling this earth for thousands of years. They own the flying saucers we see and they do the abductions. GW Bush Jr. likes to stick the probes up people's butts.
    Watch this!
    YouTube - Most Amazing Video Ever! Bush1 is reptilian! Pause a lot
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:26 AM
    magprob
    YouTube - Most Terrifying Video You'll Ever See
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:49 AM
    NeedKarma
    YouTube - Trading Spouses - Crazy Lady - "I'm a God warrior"
  • Dec 2, 2007, 06:49 AM
    Chery
    Quote:
    No matter what his motive was here, I liked it.

    Physics is the word he used. I use EVOLUTION.. and each species has to go through it to survive, even in the 21st century. We are not to blame for this we are just involved because we exist now. So if I had the choice, I would let the next spaceship beam me up.

    The power moguls and industrialists are having a field day now, but they cannot stop evolution either. Bigger monsters have tried - remember the dinos? When the mountains move, water rises, climate changes, what can we do?? Adjust, adapt, or become extinct - period. No amount of money, bans, or taxes will make any difference, IMO.

    Mother Nature is finished playing with Parkay now, she's got a bigger project to work on and she will win in the end.

    OK, that was my two cent's worth. I'm outa here for now, Mag, so you can have some privacy.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_17.gif Not using my spell-checker cause I'm a little busy today.
  • Dec 2, 2007, 06:59 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I really think baloney is my favorite word in the whole wide world. Too bad Spam is my favorite meat. Baloney is my second favorite meat. If baloney were my favorite meat, my favorite word and meat would be baloney. I don't know many people whose favorite word and favorite meat are the same so if it were, balony my favorite meat I mean...no, I can't abandon Spam like that. I love Spam but my favorite word is not Spam and for that I feel soooo guilty. Now do you see the turmoil and anguish I live with every day?

    You poor babe, such anguish! I know how you feel and I love baloney too, especially fried with an egg on top on bread with mayonaise and tomatoes. But I also love peanut butter with mayonaise, Oh, and there is fried spam with eggs and spinach... so I have choices to make too sometimes.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_2_110v.gif
  • Dec 2, 2007, 11:49 AM
    magprob
    Thank you Chery, you made me fell so much better. You truly are a sweet heart.
  • Dec 2, 2007, 01:04 PM
    Bluerose
    Sorry for the intrusion but you got to see this.

    YouTube - Lonely Country Song
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:41 PM
    magprob
    Now that's some real beer drinking music. LOL!
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:47 PM
    CaptainRich
    Makes me want to another beer! :cool:
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:48 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bluerose
    Sorry for the intrusion but you got to see this.

    YouTube - Lonely Country Song

    :eek: Thank you Bluerose... enjoyed that... :D someone has it just a little worse than me.. LOL
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:54 PM
    magprob
    I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison. I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick up truck, she got run over by a damn ole train.
  • Dec 2, 2007, 03:56 PM
    startover22
    That's the best damn country song on earth MAG! My fave...

    YouTube - Coe David Allan Call Me By My Name
  • Dec 3, 2007, 01:08 AM
    Bluerose
    Glad you liked it. I won't bother you again unless I find something really funny to share. What can I say, I'm from the UK (I'm a poet and I don't know it!) we are very polite. When we are told to stay out! We stay out. Unlike the rest of you nosey parkers!! ;)

    Wow! It's nearly Christmas! I'm getting excited! :cool:
  • Dec 3, 2007, 02:58 AM
    rpg219
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bluerose
    Sorry for the intrusion but you got to see this.

    YouTube - Lonely Country Song

    OMG, I hope that isn't his real teeth! They about made me vomit! Funny song though :)
  • Dec 3, 2007, 09:46 AM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bluerose
    Glad you liked it. I won't bother you again unless I find something really funny to share. What can I say, I'm from the UK (I'm a poet and I don't know it!) we are very polite. When we are told to stay out! We stay out. Unlike the rest of you nosey parkers!! ;)

    Wow! It's nearly Christmas! I'm getting excited! :cool:

    Your super secret membership to my secret society is in the mail. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone.
  • Dec 3, 2007, 09:53 AM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I was drunk the day my Mama got out of prison. I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pick up truck, she got run over by a damn ole train.

    Isn't that the same day yer dog ran away

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