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Don't feel so bad muddy,alty is right,everyone has told whoppers at some time or another.
My poor own mother has been in several accidents (whoppers on me) not to mention,my grandmother who has died at least 5 times.
If you want to feel terrible join the queue.
( a fictitious brother is a handy thing to have)
Feel bad for a bit if you need to. In the long run, I don't think you hurt anyone. It's not like she knew your fictional brother. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Guilt is a wasted emotion. If I ever feel too guilty about something, I fess up, but the small things, and in the long run this is a small thing, I don't waste my time feeling guilt. She has no idea you lied, only you know, so learn, live, move on. The end. :)
LMAO! You grandmother is a cat, she has at least 4 more lives. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
I wish I had a fictional brother. Darn it all being an only child. :(
It's the perfect lie alty,make up a whole crowd of crazy siblings,and knock them off one by one as circumstances araise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Hahaha Red, that's a great idea! LOL
Muddy, I hope Rachel's injuries heal quickly. :)
Oh she's still cranky. I put a couple of Dora bandaids but she says it hurts to walk :(
Ah well. We'll go make-up shopping with the 100$ I just saved. Haha she loves make-up shopping with me :)
ROTFLMAO! Knock them off. Red, I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
I need a fake family to knock off. How do I go about adopting these people? ;)
You could start with 'joe' nice guy but a little eccentric,likes jig saw puzzels and lives in a hut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Twin sisters,macy and marcy,live together,never married,pretty much stay by them selfves.
Younger sister,8 children,very fertile,lives happily with her two husbands in bora bora.
You can make this so good alty.
Need a duvet day,poor joe,never saw it coming,need a holiday? sister in bora bora is sick,needs help with the kids.
And on and on.
HAHAHAHAHA I am weak. Red, I think I love you. Hahahaha This is great.
Red, I need you to write this down. In fact, I think you should write a "How to get out of work" guide for dummies. :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Bet that volcano ash was just a world wide ploy so everyone could have an extra week on holidays.
I missed that memo.
Speaking of faking deaths, I do remember some hoopla a long time ago about a member that faked her own death, and that of her daughters.
I don't know her name, let's call her Bob. Bob was before my time, but I did hear about it. Apparently Bob was well liked, and one day she posted, pretending to be a friend, stating that Bob and Bob's young daughter were killed in a car accident.
Later it all came out that it was a lie, told for no reason at all.
Bob was banned.
That's all I know. Like I said, before my time.
Killing yourself off isn't a good lie. Stick to Uncle Joe the jigsaw guy. ;)
Wow that must have been so painful for the members who really liked Bob. I wonder if Bob ever thinks about that. Ya uncle Joe and his jig saws are the way to go!
The bloody idiot!
Why even go to the trouble?
Some serious self esteem issues going on there.
Well I'm off to feed the hungry mourners,I have so many burns on my hands, at this stage I look like I've been using the oven to self harm.
Another con of being on AMHD,rushing to take stuff out of the oven to get back online.
Ya, I found it a bit odd when I heard about it. What's the point in fake killing yourself, and then adding your child too? Serious issues there.
Also, if you're doing it for attention, well hello, you're supposedly dead, no attention for you. ;)
Thankfully this was before my time, but there has been plenty of drama and lies on this site. Oh the stories I could tell.
Maybe I should write a book, then change my name and hide. ;)
Hahah a behind the scenes of AMHD.
Is anyone around?
Hey Adam! :)
I'm around, bumping into things as I'm a bit blind at the moment, can still hear you though :D
No sorry Adam, we all went to the dance. Haha just kidding. I'm here, eating my micro wave dinner and cold pizza. Oh Gawd just roll me out the door please!
I am. But I only came here for my bunny thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Bear, did you see the band idea? Did you miss it last night?Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Well, Glad there are people here. I ate some white castles a bit ago and I'm still full. I can't wait to go to the gym and burn those calories off.
Must have missed it, I got a little depressed yeterday so I hit a tub of icecream and watched the hurt locker, ended up more depressed then went to bed :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
But go on I'm listening, since hayfevers gauging my eyes out with a spoon
Did I mention I'm a bit peeved today :D
Adam: still thinking about going to the gym, does thinking about it loose you callories? :D
Lol, I'm learning about all sorts of burgers lately :p
If you go to the gym, have a good workout Adam :)
K so we went with your band name idea
You play the synthesizer, Fr. Chuck plays the Tuba, hheath the accordion, me and alty are the singers, You guys costumes are fig leaves, and mine is a ball python, oh you Synnes's is an apple thong, I think Alty is just plain nude, Hheath has to use the Accordion to hide what she wants...
Names are:
Fr_Chuck -- cause it fits,
Heathen Heather
Synnen
Bella the snake charmer
Mary with the Cherie ( oh you Alty's costume is cherry earrings)
Bear the sexy sinner
We need another male... any takers?
Jeepers, I was only gone for a few minutes and you guys are chatting up a storm.
Yappy yappers. ;)
Do you guys hear those crickets?
I've been working out for the past few days and I over did it on the preacher curls. I think I strained some muscles in my arm and they won't straighten all the way. I don't know what to do.
No. They're in your head. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
Crap, that's what I was afraid of.
Pour water in your ears, you'll drown them. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
Alty's thoughts; Is it a good idea to tell cricket girl to put water in her ears? Let me think about this. She may actually do it. Will this harm her? Oh what the heck.
Ya, water in your ears, that will work. :D
Hahaha. Nope still there.
Did you use a turkey baster to put the water in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
It only works if you use a turkey baster.
Alty's thoughts; I'm so going to hell!
Big turkey baster. Try that, report back. :)
Well at first I tried a baby Tylenol dropper, now onto the Turkey baster, they seem to be settling down. Dang little buggers.
Don't crickets eat flies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
I may need to borrow a few of those.
Ha, ha, a fly just got stuck on the fly paper. Boy is he making a fuss.
Is it bad that I'm mocking him? Die fly die! Ha, ha. Oops. :o
Hell, here I come.
Well this cricket girl is going to take a nap, maybe that will shut them up.
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