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  • May 13, 2010, 09:16 AM
    shazamataz

    Do you think just plain bi-carb (baking soda) would work?
    I found a lovely accident in the bedroom today and it is borderline toxic.. there's no way I am sleeping in there tonight unless I can get the smell out... and I have no vinegar *cries*
  • May 13, 2010, 09:21 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Do you think just plain bi-carb (baking soda) would work?
    I found a lovely accident in the bedroom today and it is borderline toxic.. there's no way I am sleeping in there tonight unless I can get the smell out... and I have no vinegar *cries*

    It is now time to offer testemonials for the wonder spray - Febreze! I wish they'd pay me for all these commercials.
  • May 13, 2010, 09:22 AM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    kittens have been using my extra bedroom as a litter box. mostly behind the door. .

    How come they are doing their business outside a litter box? Usually cats are really great at being clean that way. If you find kitty litter too expensive, cedar chips works well too. At least it did for one cat of mine years ago on the farm. In one of my very lean years, I even put earth in a litter box.

    Tick
  • May 13, 2010, 09:25 AM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    It is now time to offer testemonials for the wonder spray - Febreze! I wish they'd pay me for all these commercials.

    I got kind of sick of the smell of febreze, not after cleaning up after animals, but just spraying it around to freshen the air. The lavender/comomile one is quite nice.

    No, shaz, baking soda won't work for *****that******

    Tick
  • May 13, 2010, 09:28 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    It is now time to offer testemonials for the wonder spray - Febreze! I wish they'd pay me for all these commercials.

    LOL unfortunately I don't have any at the moment... it's 2:30am so a trip to the shop is out of the question :p
  • May 13, 2010, 09:30 AM
    shazamataz

    Cheers Tick, I was hoping.

    I do have a floor steamer here but I'm not sure if it's safe to use on carpets... I could find out the hard way and just tell V I got sick of the carpet in the bedroom :D
  • May 13, 2010, 09:33 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Cheers Tick, I was hoping.

    I do have a floor steamer here but I'm not sure if it's safe to use on carpets... I could find out the hard way and just tell V I got sick of the carpet in the bedroom :D

    I've used my steamer on carpet, it got stains out, but made the smell worse. Steamed urine doesn't smell good at all. :(
  • May 13, 2010, 09:36 AM
    shazamataz

    Steamer... OUT!

    Ewww :p
  • May 13, 2010, 09:44 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Steamer..... OUT!

    ewww :p

    It really is ew. It burns the nostrils.

    What else do you have in the house? Let's mix up a potion. :)

    Find some lemons (I don't know why) and add some of the baking soda (don't know why) and then find some ashes (again, don't know why) and some seltzer water (?). Mix those together and lets see what happens. :)

    I've had no sleep! Don't blame me, blame Indy. This is what happens when Alty is dead tired.
  • May 13, 2010, 09:52 AM
    shazamataz

    I have everything but seltzer water, because I have no idea what it is!
  • May 13, 2010, 09:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I have everything but seltzer water, because I have no idea what it is!

    Carbonated water. ;)

    You'd actually do it? You'd mix them? I'm going off 2 hours sleep Shazzy, don't trust me right now, you could blow up! :eek:
  • May 13, 2010, 10:01 AM
    shazamataz

    Ahhhhh OK... so soda water then :p

    I'd give it a go, I don't have any carpet cleaning products because most of the house is floorboards.
    Plus the bedrooms are sort of a brownish, yellowish vomit color anyway... I think anything I did would be an improvement.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:06 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I would give the carpet a scrub with laundry detergent. When it is dry, sprinkle the baking soda on it and vacuum.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:08 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I would give the carpet a scrub with laundry detergent. When it is dry, sprinkle the baking soda on it and vacuum.

    Ya! Do that! That sounds fun! :)

    I'm sofa king tired! :(
  • May 13, 2010, 10:09 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It really is ew. It burns the nostrils.

    What else do you have in the house? Let's mix up a potion. :)

    Find some lemons (I don't know why) and add some of the baking soda (don't know why) and then find some ashes (again, don't know why) and some seltzer water (?). Mix those together and lets see what happens. :)

    I've had no sleep! Don't blame me, blame Indy. This is what happens when Alty is dead tired.

    Explosion possibility:?? :)
  • May 13, 2010, 10:11 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Explosion possibility: ?????? :)

    At this point anything is possible. Explosion, corrosion, or the best cleaning product ever made. Won't know until Shazzy tries it. ;)

    Oh look, the room is spinning! :(
  • May 13, 2010, 10:13 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Alty, I don't know who I feel worse for, you or Indy. Poor guy. Is he missing R?

    Restless animals are VERY annoying.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:13 AM
    shazamataz

    Hmmm no offense Alty but I think I'll try Bellas suggestion first :p

    Be back in a bit!
  • May 13, 2010, 10:14 AM
    shazamataz

    I'm just waiting for Altys next post to be cxv .m,nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccc

    Because she fell asleep on the keyboard.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:17 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Lol poor girl. And I thought I was training for sleep deprivation torture. I bow before her tiredness.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:18 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Alty, I don't know who I feel worse for, you or Indy. Poor guy. Is he missing R?

    Restless animals are VERY annoying.

    The problem is that he's too hot in the house. He likes to be in the garage, where it's cooler, but he doesn't want to be out there alone. So I'll go out, do some of my woodworking and stuff, but as soon as I go inside he starts barking. He won't come in.

    Then, when he does come in, he goes to the basement because it's cooler down there. Then he realizes that I'm upstairs, wants to be with me, but can't get back up the stairs.

    When R gets home he sits in the garage, watches TV, has a few smokes, so Indy is happy. So you, I guess he does miss R, in a way. ;)
  • May 13, 2010, 10:19 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Poor bugger. What about getting him a fan upstairs?
  • May 13, 2010, 10:19 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    OR you could get those blue ice packs, and put a pillow over them. It might keep him cool?
  • May 13, 2010, 10:20 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I'm just waiting for Altys next post to be cxv .m,nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccc

    because she fell asleep on the keyboard.

    Shazzy, I willlllll notttttttttt faalllllll asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ep at...

    Huh? Where am I?

    How long was I out? :confused:

    My bed is calling me! Shut up bed! I have things to do! No, I can't do them later! Stop it! Shut up bed! Arrrrrrr.

    :: poking Indy::

    Ha, ha. I feel better. :)
  • May 13, 2010, 10:22 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Poor bugger. What about getting him a fan upstairs?

    Have one. Also have a window air conditioner, just haven't put it in yet because I'm convinced that spring isn't stuck yet. It's only May, it will probably snow again before Spring springs eternal. ;)

    I'm going to shave him. I usually do it every year, around June when it gets really hot, but I think I'll do it early this year. He's panting all the time, drinking tons of water. He's a really furry black dog. I'd be hot too if I had his coat.

    I think I'll wait until I'm more awake before I shave him. It may not end well if I do it now. :eek:
  • May 13, 2010, 10:25 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Ha he might end up looking like a poodle. Will there be before and after pics?
  • May 13, 2010, 10:28 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Ha he might end up looking like a poodle. Will there be before and after pics?

    Definitely! That will teach him. ;)

    Okay dog experts, stupid question and remember that my brain is only functioning at 10% right now, so don't laugh and don't yell at me. ;)

    Can I give Indy a sleeping pill, or a 1/4 of a sleeping pill, or anything to make him sleep at night? Chloroform, tea, eye of newt, tongue of bat? Seriously. If I have to go through one more night of this, one of us isn't going to survive. :(
  • May 13, 2010, 10:30 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I wouldn't give any human meds, but let me see if I can conjure up a home brewed natural relaxation potion.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:34 AM
    shazamataz

    There are drugs out there safe for dogs there are some herbal ones too, but with Indy I would ask your vet first to make sure.

    I have some tablets here that a friend gave me that are herbal. I gave them to Cyrus before his last show and it make him very relaxed... unfortunately, they were given to me in a plastic zip bag so I don't know the name of them :rolleyes:
  • May 13, 2010, 10:37 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I wouldn't give any human meds, but let me see if I can conjure up a home brewed natural relaxation potion.

    Oooh! I'm totally up for a home brewed natural potion. Does it involve seltzer water?

    Maybe it can be a two for one, clean Shazzy's carpet and make Indy sleep. We could sell the stuff by the truck load.

    Oi. Okay, I'm starting to get dizzy. I need some sleep. The bed won't stop calling and I think I'm going to listen to it. Around 6 hours of sleep in the last 3 days is taking it's toll on me. I'm old, I'm not well, I need my darn sleep!

    If this keeps up I'll be gone long before Indy. OMG! Is that his plan? :eek:

    :: poke, poke::

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Now he's awake. :D

    Weeeeeee!

    Later all. Maybe. ;)
  • May 13, 2010, 10:40 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Valerian root extract is a time-honored herbal remedy used to relieve insomnia. It produces a mild calming effect and comes in pill, powder or liquid form or as a dried herb for infusion into a tea.

    Sleep Aids for Dogs | eHow.com Consult with a veterinary herbalist for proper dosing instructions.

    * 1 teaspoon German chamomile
    * 1 teaspoon catnip
    * 1 teaspoon scullcap
    * ½ cup water
    * 2-3 tablespoons honey


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  • May 13, 2010, 10:41 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    There are drugs out there safe for dogs there are some herbal ones too, but with Indy I would ask your vet first to make sure.

    I have some tablets here that a friend gave me that are herbal. I gave them to Cyrus before his last show and it make him very relaxed... unfortunately, they were given to me in a plastic zip bag so I don't know the name of them :rolleyes:

    You bought drugs in a plastic zip bag? Oooh Shazzy, you're a bad a$$. ;)

    Okay, the fact that I'm finding this amusing just shows how tired I am.

    Nighty nighty. Sleepy time.

    Okay, really? Now the bird is chirping at the top of her lungs! :(

    Marty. Shhhhhhhhh! No, don't whistle back, just shut your beak.

    I'm getting a hotel room for the weekend. That's what I'm going to do. Oh, better idea. I'll put up the tent trailer and sleep there this weekend. Camping on my driveway. Sounds good to me.

    Later kids.
  • May 13, 2010, 10:41 AM
    shazamataz

    Lol cya later Alty, I'm probably going to bed once my carpets are dry, I have sprayed it with a hot water and 'linen fresh' washing powder mixture and I have a heater running in that room.

    I like the idea of a 2 for one relaxer/cleaner... that way if the dogs sleep on the floor they are nice and mellow :D
  • May 13, 2010, 10:43 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Night Alty! :) Hope you get some sleep.
  • May 13, 2010, 01:38 PM
    shazamataz

    Hey Bella, the washing powder mix worked on the floor!

    Now it smells all washing powdery lol better than dog pee though!
  • May 13, 2010, 01:39 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    WooHOO!! That was a suggestion YOU gave to me :D

    It works eh? I no longer buy carpet cleaners, laundry soap work awesome. If you have Arm and Hammor with baking soda in it, it is the bomb!
  • May 13, 2010, 01:40 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Gotta love vinegar. So many uses. :)

    If only it worked. I'm about ready to strangle the little sh!ts for leaving little sh!ts all over my carpet.
  • May 13, 2010, 01:41 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hheath, try laundry soap! :D
  • May 13, 2010, 01:42 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    how come they are doing their business outside a litter box? Usually cats are really great at being clean that way. If you find kitty litter too expensive, cedar chips works well too. At least it did for one cat of mine years ago on the farm. In one of my very lean years, I even put earth in a litter box.

    tick

    I have a litter box, and it has kitty litter in it. I don't KNOW why the kittens prefer my carpet. The problem is, unless I CATCH them doing it, I can't punish them for it.
  • May 13, 2010, 01:50 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hheath, try laundry soap! :D

    Will that make them STOP using the floor? The vinegar gets rid of the smell. I just want them to STOP POOPING ON MY FLOOR!

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