I let you gals do all of the work, while I just sit back and enjoy...
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I let you gals do all of the work, while I just sit back and enjoy...
I could work alone, but that requires special alone time...
Did you look up the swing yet? ;)
No, not yet. Will do when I get out of work... tic, toc... tic, toc...
I want to go home too.
TGIAlmostF...
Where is everybody..?
I know NM is in the threads today... hmmmm
Nobody is in a Boom Boom kindof mood?
I hate agreeing when I meant to disagree!!
Der. I need a time out.
My attendance has been minimal today. Mostly PMing. No real interesting threads today.
Which thread did you mean to disagree on?
The post is gone.
Some kid telling some other kid how he can cover up his lie with this lie...
All in text/chat talk. :rolleyes:
Can't remember what this place is like in the summer, but I bet it's a hoot.
Dammit... whenever I'm on here... nobody else is... lol!
No fair... it sucks living in the land down under and coming online when I'm at work... lol... Shhh... I'm working hard... ;)
Yes I was absent today. Alty had a tummy problem, drove the kids to school then crawled back into bed. I dreamt about all of you though, that should count for something.
I feel better now, but I missed all the action.
Rome, wedding plans, just elope, really, do it!
I was the one that wanted a no fuss no frills wedding. I even suggested a cruise, get married on the ship and instant honeymoon afterwards. Hubby wanted the bells and whistles, so did our parents, so we did the whole white dress, tux's, fancy dinner, fancy ballroom thing.
The only thing I insisted on was that the church part would be short and sweet, nowhere in the vows would the words "honor and obey" appear, and a limo with lots of alcohol had to be waiting when we were done.
We had an open bar too, $10,000 dollars later we really regretted it. What can I say, 120 people, mostly my family, the alcohol will be flowing.
Honeymoon in Hawaii, poor hubby couldn't walk for the majority of the time. Honestly, there's something about Hawaii that makes me horny as hell (okay, more horny then usual). At one point he sent a postcard to his best friend saying "If we don't leave soon, she's going to kill me with sex!" Poor baby. ;)
Justy, just saw the bit about the swing.
I want a sex swing, boy do I ever. It's on my birthday wish list, big time. Weeeee! :)
Yes Alty Hawaii for a honeymoon was terrific, we had 16 days on Maui and O'ahu, memorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
So...Hawaii...Hawaii...Hawaii....Hawaii and Hawaii....how ya feeling 'bout now?
I'm feeling better Stringer, I think I just needed to sleep. Lots of stress lately, it's taken its toll.
Yes, Hawaii, ahh, the smell, the sights, the ocean, the atmosphere. Ahhhhh. I want to go back!
We went to Oahu. I loved it. Two weeks in paradise, it was hard coming back home.
Simply enchanting and very beautiful... words fail me... The honeymoon was my second trip, promised the wife that I would take her back sometime... She wouldn't leave the islands unless I promised ha ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
How did you do that without your visa and passport by the way?
It was my honeymoon, that was 14 years ago come May 27, had a valid passport then.
I'm a landed immigrant. So, when I travel, all I need is my German passport and my landed immigrant papers.
My passport expired 2 years ago, the German consulate is in Victoria, which wouldn't be a problem. In the past I've just had all my documents notarized here then sent to the consulate. Recently they started including finger print ID on their passports, so now I have to do it in person, I cannot just send notarized documents. It sucks. :(
I've been trying to get her to agree to elope, but her last marriage was a court house wedding and she didn't want to get married, ended up married and regretted it everyday they were together, didn't sleep in the same bed or anything. So this time, she wants the real thing, and a wedding dress. What makes me angry is that her mom gave her sh*t before about not inviting her, then we tell her about it and she says "we may come"
I am glad you are feeling better! It wasn't the same without you
Did you miss me? Awwww, and I have it in writing. :cool:Quote:
I am glad you are feeling better! It wasn't the same without you
Just do what she wants, it's only one day. You might as well practice now, nod and say "yes dear". :D
Already am, I got the hockey routine down. She asks me stuff about the wedding whenever hockey is on so I'm distracted
Dang, she's good!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
When is the wedding date? Do you know? ;)
June 25th we are looking at, are trying to book a venue as we speak. Pretty nice one and it's only $79 bucks a person:)
Am I invited? I'll be good, I promise! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
That sounded sincere, didn't it? ;)
Lol that did sound sincere ha ha. I bet you and KC would be very good together
How old is KC? Twenty something? I'm 38, in my sexual prime, he'd be dead within a week. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Romefalls19
But, he'd die happy. :)
He is 26-ish, he would make for a good boy toy.
I must speak out regarding this.
I believe there is a rule that women over the age of 35 can only have ONE boy toy. Seeing as Alty has declared that I currently occupy the position of alty's boy toy...
If KC is up to the challenge, I will concede... as I DO need a vaca...
KC: if you're up for it, we need to chat... I need to give you a few pointers... and some warnings... mostly warnings...
Were you allowed vacations in your benefit plan?
I doubt it... maybe you should have read the bi-lines of your contract... it also stated that she could have as many boy toys as she could handle...
Next time, you should read before you sign... we women are crafty. :D
I didn't hear you complaining the other night! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
:: Alty looks through signed boy toy contract::Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Nope, no vacations, no benefits, and yes, I can have more then one.
Sneezy dear, you're screwed, but we all know that's what you like, so it's all good. ;)
I wasn't presented a form to sign.
... wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?
... does this... does this mean... I can LEAVE?
I have the signed contract in my hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Silly Sneezy, do you not remember emailing me your signature?
Leaving is only allowed when you live in an 'at-will' boy toy state...Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Unfortunately, by signing the contract you are a contracted employee...
Will you be seeking your union rep to renegotiate the contract...
Because, of course, that was me... and I am a bit sexist about the situation.
You'll let me keep him, right Justy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
He's so cute, and cuddly, and he loves me! I know he does.
:: Alty hides behind Justy::
Of course, that is why that contract was so well worded... bahahaha.
Every women in her thirties needs boy toys... since men bypass their prime near fifteen years earlier!
Geesh.
I agree Justy.
Besides, boy toys are fun, flirty, full of energy, willing to please, willing to learn, just plain willing. ;)
Now where did my little boy toy Sneezy go? Are you hiding Squishy? Come on out, don't be shy, I won't hurt you, unless you want me to.
Oh, on your way back can you get the massage lotion, I need a back rub. :D
And I need a backside rub. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I'll lend you my boy toy but only for 5 minutes. By the way, I charge $100/minute. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nikosmom
Good morning people!! Happy Friday to all!
Good morning, Happy Friday to you as well
Happy... yeah.. friday...
*grumble grumble*
I don't get weekends off... only Wednesdays... so for me, it's TUESDAY when I'm the happiest.
Is it just me or is this board really slow the past few days?
No... I feel the same way. I have commented on VERY FEW threads lately.
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