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Are you sure Justy? I mean, we could really give these boys a run for their money! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Okay, hose it is. Justy, you're not wearing a bra, the water is really cold, by the looks of things. :eek:
You are right that was pretty cold, you better hand me the towel before anyone gets too much of a show.
How are you going to clean up, Alty, looks like you are covered from head to toe as well. Let me know if you need any assistance ;)
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You are right that was pretty cold, you better hand me the towel before anyone gets too much of a show.
Here's my 10 bucks for my ticket! I'm a little bit Irish, do I get a discount?
Only ten, geesh I would have thought our going rate was higher.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Only get discounted for being an Irish spanker.
Name your price sweetheart... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
I thought the price was $50 Justy. How did Stringer get in for $10? I know he's charming, but you have to stand firm.
::splash:: I'm not done playing yet, I'll get cleaned up later. Wheeeee! :)
Can I bring my camcorder if I pay the 50 bucks?
Camcorder? That will cost you $100, and if you sell the tape we get a cut of the money you make. Right Justy?
Hey, I'm getting pudding in places where pudding shouldn't go. :(
See Alty, we will have the truck repairs paid off in no time.
:D:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
I'm not like stringer, I'm not going to cheapen you outstanding specimen of the female kind by throwing money at you :)
Broke again Bear? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Something like that, but it was more about being nice to get to watch for free :)
But you're missing all the really good stuff that we only show our paying customers. You sure that you're happy with the PG version? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Okay, I'm feeling a bit dirty now. :o
Actually I'm fine leaving you lot to it :)
And its your own fault alty,lol,
Wait a minute... I... am... not... a pervert... Bear... nope.
Hey ladies, I can be your 'manager,' yep I... know... people... we can get rich. Justy you are thinking way too small here... fixing the truck is peanuts...
That's our Stringer, always thinking big! :)
Okay, I think we need to sign a contract, make Stringer our manager, get this show on the road.
Bear, do you want to be the towel boy?
Ahh dangit. I missed the pudding fight. I had 100 bucks to put down. $50 to get in and $50 to be in the middle of it. Why didn't this go out in a flier or something?
I'm OK, thanks for the offer though :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Hi adam
Woohoo, I always knew I could dream big.
Heard Hefner is going out of business, we could buy up Playboy, make a AMHD version... :D
We are spur of the moment gals... can't stop pudding once it starts flying.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
True I guess. Well, I'm still here now, unless you guys kick me out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Justy and are very spontaneous, never think things through ahead of time. That didn't sound good. :(
Bear doesn't want to be our towel boy. Who shall we ask? Who would jump at the chance? Who? Who? Anyone? ;)
Maybe we would need to list the benefit plan that we would offer our towel boy... cause the job does come with some perks... hehe :D
That's very true. The pay sucks, but there are benefits. Maybe M will volunteer when he gets here. He'd be a good towel boy, small hands, he can get into all those tight places. Was that out loud? ;)
Got to run for now, you know, time to shower, get all the pudding off.
I'll be back later, you kids behave. :)
Bye alty :)
Well, I see the job isn't going to be offered to me, but I would have to say no anyway. Just thought the offer was coming. Haha. I see how it is though. So, I guess I will be on my way out of here.
Adam, read my post, I was hinting at you to take the job. Bear already turned me down, I don't like rejection, so this time someone has to volunteer. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Why would you have to say no?
Justy, we may have to towel each other off. Hmmm, that might bring in more money anyway. ;) :cool:
Okay, really going now, things to do, people to see, pudding to wash off. :p
Ok, I missed that hint. I got an email I will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. That's a good deal.
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear “the rules “from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered “1“ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports; It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want
To hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a bigger laugh
:( again sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Lol brilliant adam
That is a GREAT deal. You're hired!Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
$5/show. But, we don't know how much the shows will bring in. We may have to negotiate. How about, access to all shows, the pleasure of wiping off two hot women and all the pudding you can eat? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Loved the email, so true except one thing. Why do we have to wait for a commercial to talk to you boys, but you always interrupt our shows with silly stuff like asking what's for dinner or when you're going to get sex? Really? Cook something for yourself, and the other, well, you just interrupted my show, I'm no longer in the mood. ;)
Really really got to go. What's wrong with me? Don't answer that. :eek:
Oh, and Bear, no worries. It's not the first time I've been rejected, probably won't be the last. ;)
Later.
This is so true, on both sides.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Later alty :)
Later guys and gals, ill see you when I c you :)
Bye Bear. Have a good one.
Yawn, cough, sneezy, ow. I'm still sick, actually worse today than I have been all week. Me no likey.
Sympathy anyone? Come on, I need a hug! M, Stringer, Bear, Adam, Sneezy, Tiger, anyone? Achooo. Oh poo. :(
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