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Originally Posted by albear

i know what the hell, yea alty thats my question if were not supposed to stare how come you ladies put them blatantly on display :confused:

Because we know how to get your attention. :D

Besides, my girls are pretty hard to hide. :(

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Originally Posted by albear

sorry starby anyway i can make it up to ya :o

How? :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

How? :cool:

I'm so glad I don't have to make anything up to you right now alty :D

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Originally Posted by albear

im so glad i dont have to make anything up to you right now alty :D

Why? I'm not that hard to please. ;)

I'm just looking out for my girl Starby, that's all. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Why? I'm not that hard to please. ;)

I'm just looking out for my girl Starby, that's all. :D

Awww starby's found a good friend in you alty :)

You don't think that post before was a bit too far do you?

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Originally Posted by albear

awww starby's found a good friend in you alty :)

you dont think that post before was a bit too far do you?

Na Bear, we all know you're just kidding. Right? :eek:

I adore Starby, jut wish she lived closer to me, then I could go kick out her roomy for her. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Na Bear, we all know you're just kidding. Right? :eek:

I adore Starby, jut wish she lived closer to me, then I could go kick out her roomy for her. :D

Yea was joking around :)

I can tell, you two are like peas in a pod, thick as theves and all other best friend sayings lol

I'm not so sure its her roomie that wants a good kicking, but more so his wife from what starbys told us. Is it me or does she seem to be claiming everything is hers that isn't really

It's not you Bear, she is doing just that.

Starby has told me about this couple many times, it seems that this wifeypoo is very insecure and often thinks that her hubby is on the prowl, even though he isn't.

I don't know what caused this latest spat, but it seems like this time it's over.

I just feel bad for Starby, she can't afford to support someone else, and the fact that he sleeps all day isn't helping either. He's eating her food, drinking her beer, smoking her cigs and sleeping in her bed. It's all bad! :(

I wish I could kick some butt, but no good ever comes of that. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It's not you Bear, she is doing just that.

Starby has told me about this couple many times, it seems that this wifeypoo is very insecure and often thinks that her hubby is on the prowl, even though he isn't.

I don't know what caused this latest spat, but it seems like this time it's over.

I just feel bad for Starby, she can't afford to support someone else, and the fact that he sleeps all day isn't helping either. He's eating her food, drinking her beer, smoking her cigs and sleeping in her bed. It's all bad! :(

I wish I could kick some butt, but no good ever comes of that. ;)

Drinking... her... beer, too right he's got to go, especially if he's not contributing or helping around the house, and starby being in a bad way can only make it worse for her. :( wish I could help in some way also :(

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Originally Posted by albear

drinking...her....beer, too right hes got to go, especially if hes not contributing or helping around the house, and starby being in a bad way can only make it worse for her. :( wish i could help in some way also :(

Hee, hee, why did I picture Starby pregnant? Why? :p

Ya, when they drink your beer then they have to go, that's just common sense! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, hee, why did I picture Starby pregnant? Why? :p

Ya, when they drink your beer then they have to go, that's just common sense! ;)

I don't know :confused:

Starby says 'hey I fell and hurt my leg :('
Alty says 'who's the father' :D

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Originally Posted by albear

i dunno :confused:

starby says 'hey i fell and hurt my leg :('
alty says 'who's the father' :D

You said "Starby's in a bad way", that makes me think of pregnancy.

I don't know, I think it's a generation gappy thingy. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You said "Starby's in a bad way", that makes me think of pregnancy.

I don't know, I think it's a generation gappy thingy. ;)

Yea your probably right :) cause I just couldn't see the connection :confused:

Does that mean I'm old? Say it isn't so, say it, say it, SAY IT! I'm not, am I?

Darn, how did that happen? :(

Naw your not old alty, just old... er :) I'm just messing with you, your not old, really really :)

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Originally Posted by albear

naw your not old alty, just old...er :) im just messing with ya, your not old, really really :)

Are you playing with me Bear? Are you? ;)

I am older, and I'm starting to feel old. All you younguns, with your whole lives ahead of you. Young, single, fancy free, I'm a bit jealous. Oh poo, where did the time go? I swear I was just 20 something yesterday. :(

No regrets though, I do love my life, I love my hubby, and my kids and my zoo, all in all life is really good, but oh, what I wouldn't give just to be 20 again for one more day.

Enjoy your youth Bear, it goes by really quickly. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you playing with me Bear? Are you? ;)

I am older, and I'm starting to feel old. All you younguns, with your whole lives ahead of you. Young, single, fancy free, I'm a bit jealous. Oh poo, where did the time go? I swear I was just 20 something yesterday. :(

No regrets though, I do love my life, I love my hubby, and my kids and my zoo, all in all life is really good, but oh, what I wouldn't give just to be 20 again for one more day.

Enjoy your youth Bear, it goes by really quickly. ;)

No I was trying to be nice :)
You shouldn't worry about getting older, it happens to everyone, you an even me... eventually :D
Young, yes
Single, yes
Fancy free, well I have my fondent fancies :D what does that mean anyhoo 'fancy free'
Don't say things like 'ive got no regrets' it makes it sound like your on your death bed and unless you know something I don't your going to live for a long time yet with your family and your zoo,lol

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Originally Posted by albear

no i was trying to be nice
you shouldnt worry about getting older, it happens to everyone, you an even me......eventually :D
young, yes
single, yes
fancy free, well i have my fondent fancies :D what does that mean anyhoo 'fancy free'
dont say things like 'ive got no regrets' it makes it sound like your on your death bed and unless you know something i dont your gonna live for a long time yet with your family and your zoo,lol

No health problems, yet, but with the history my family has it's probably just a matter of time. Ooh, that was dark. Sorry. :o

Fancy free means no attachments, no worries other than the usual. When you get married, have kids, your worries are tripled, but that's fine too, because I love it! :)

I'm just saying, enjoy your youth, it goes by so quickly, before you know it you'll be saying things like "Way back when, in my younger years...." it all goes by so very quickly, don't waste a minute of it, I don't plan to. :)

As for the regrets comment, well, I have none. I married the man I love and even though there are times I could just smack him I still love him. I have a past, but that's where it is, in the past, I'm looking forward to the present, the future, everything!

Wow, I'm so deep today. What's that all about? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, hee, why did I picture Starby pregnant? Why? :p

Ya, when they drink your beer then they have to go, that's just common sense! ;)

Heh? What? Now I'm pregnant too?? OMG!! What happened? :eek: Altyyyy?? How do I get pregnant when he's sleeping in my bed, and I'm on the couch? :eek: Has it been that long that I've forgotten how that works? :rolleyes: Ducky scared! No more little Ducks! Little Ducks give Ducky headache!

I wasn't upset with you Bear! Hahaha! Noooo... sneaky eyes were watching me type! Sneaky eyes are now napping AGAIN!

And yes! It's his wife that is taking everything that doesn't belong to her! It was all his. Even the house (rental) He paid for it all, and now she's in it, and won't let him in to get anything. His money not hers in the acct. his things in the house... etc. They only got married last summer! She's obviously had this planned!

She's also screwing the Gov't out of thousands of dollars! If he doesn't report her next week... I'm going to!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No health problems, yet, but with the history my family has it's probably just a matter of time. Ooh, that was dark. Sorry. :o

Fancy free means no attachments, no worries other than the usual. When you get married, have kids, your worries are tripled, but that's fine too, because I love it! :)

I'm just saying, enjoy your youth, it goes by so quickly, before you know it you'll be saying things like "Way back when, in my younger years...." it all goes by so very quickly, don't waste a minute of it, I don't plan to. :)

As for the regrets comment, well, I have none. I married the man I love and even though there are times I could just smack him I still love him. I have a past, but that's where it is, in the past, I'm looking forward to the present, the future, everything!

Wow, I'm so deep today. What's that all about? ;)

Don't worry I'm used to the dark
I don't think ill ever be saying "Way back when, in my younger years...." unless I was being sarcastic :D
Agreed the past is the past, glad you're keeping your eyes on the road ahead, after all you're the one who's driving :)

Aw, you really are a sweetheart Bear, I could just eat you up you're so sweet. :)

I hate the dark, I really hate it, I much prefer the light, it's nicer. ;)

Okay, check out the link, interesting hypothetical question. Oh, before you judge my answer, I'm a bit tipsy right now, can't be held accountable for the things I say. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marria...no-314494.html

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Heh? What? Now I'm pregnant too??? OMG!!! What happened? :eek: Altyyyy??? How do I get pregnant when he's sleeping in my bed, and I'm on the couch?? :eek: Has it been that long that I've forgotten how that works?? :rolleyes: Ducky scared! No more little Ducks!! Little Ducks give Ducky headache!!

I wasn't upset with you Bear! Hahaha! Noooo....sneaky eyes were watching me type!! Sneaky eyes are now napping AGAIN!!

And yes! It's his wife that is taking everything that doesn't belong to her! It was all his. Even the house (rental) He paid for it all, and now she's in it, and won't let him in to get anything. His money not hers in the acct., his things in the house...etc. They only got married last summer!

Awwww no ducklings :(
But yea the legal boards might lend a hand on getting the ball rolling meaning a moocher free house for starby

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Originally Posted by albear

awwww no ducklings :(
but yea the legal boards might lend a hand on getting the ball rolling meaning a moocher free house for starby

Ducklings are cute! :)

Yeah, I have to agree, try the legal boards, not only for you but for him as well.

Okay, I'm officially drunk. Darn beer. :(

Anyone want to dance on the tables? :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ducklings are cute! :)

Yeah, I have to agree, try the legal boards, not only for you but for him as well.

Okay, I'm officially drunk. Darn beer. :(

Anyone want to dance on the tables? :D

Sorry I've not drank enough yet :o

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Originally Posted by albear

sorry ive drank enough yet, but that table over there has a pole to steady your balance :D

Ya, like I haven't ever done that. ;)

Bear, if you knew what a bad girl I used to be your hair would stand up! Darnit, stop me from talking, I'm a bit drunk, I always get too honest when I'm drunk. It's bad, all bad. Stop me! :(

Okay, maybe I should stop drinking and typing, this really won't end well, especially since there's only a small window for me to delete my posts.

Starby, help, Alty's about to divulge too much info! :eek:

Wow, no spelling errors in that last post. Amazing! The letters are just running across the screen, I must catch them. Come here letters, darn they're fast. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ya, like I haven't ever done that. ;)

Bear, if you knew what a bad girl I used to be your hair would stand up! Darnit, stop me from talking, I'm a bit drunk, I always get too honest when I'm drunk. It's bad, all bad. Stop me! :(

Okay, maybe I should stop drinking and typing, this really won't end well, especially since there's only a small window for me to delete my posts.

Starby, help, Alty's about to divulge too much info! :eek:

Yeah same I get too honest too :)

You get to delete them? once I've said something I regret I can only find an edit button :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wow, no spelling errors in that last post. Amazing! The letters are just running accross the screen, I must catch them. Come here letters, darn they're fast. ;)

Go alty go alty (little dance included)

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Originally Posted by albear

yeah same i get too honest too :)

you get to delete them?, once ive said something i regret i can only find an edit button :rolleyes:

Yes, you can delete them, but don't ask me how right now, way too tipsy. Remind me tomorrow, I'll walk you through it. ;)

Wow, the room is spinning, cool. :D

Should I have another beer? I'm supposed to call Sneezy, will I be able to talk after another beer?

Wow, I still can't believe I'm typing and so far it's all good, or isn't it? Am I seeing things? Oh no, I'm lost. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ya, like I haven't ever done that. ;)

Bear, if you knew what a bad girl I used to be your hair would stand up! Darnit, stop me from talking, I'm a bit drunk, I always get too honest when I'm drunk. It's bad, all bad. Stop me! :(

Okay, maybe I should stop drinking and typing, this really won't end well, especially since there's only a small window for me to delete my posts.

Starby, help, Alty's about to divulge too much info! :eek:

::slaps Alty's hand:: Now you stop that Girl! Do you want me to send you to your room?. Oh no wait, scrap that! I didn't say that! Requires no response! Alty, time out! To your corner! ;)

Alty?. what was the wiiiiii for? LMAO! I had to spread the rep!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

::slaps Alty's hand:: Now you stop that Girl! Do you want me to send you to your room? ......Oh no wait, scrap that! I didn't say that! Requires no response! Alty, time out! To your corner! ;)

I like my room, my room is fun. Did I tell you that Wiggy went to the sex shop today and picked up some stuff? Wait, was that out loud?

Anyway, I have a whole bag full of lotions, creams and other wonderful tingly things, so send me to my room, just make sure to send Rod too. ;)

Really drunk, I should stop. :(

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Alty?...what was the wiiiiii for? LMAO!!

Wii, you know, Wii, it's a game. Bear, explain Wii to Starby, I don't know how. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes, you can delete them, but don't ask me how right now, way too tipsy. Remind me tomorrow, I'll walk you through it. ;)

Wow, the room is spinning, cool. :D

Should I have another beer? I'm supposed to call Sneezy, will I be able to talk after another beer?

Wow, I still can't believe I'm typing and so far it's all good, or isn't it? Am I seeing things? Oh no, I'm lost. :(

Its all good :) even the room spinning, been there got the t-shirt, woke up on some nice girls boobs (see I had my reason before :D) I'm sure sneezy will find you hilarious when you phone up and your totally rat-arsed :D

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Originally Posted by albear

go alty go alty (little dance included)

YouTube - Lady Gaga - Just Dance

I know what Wii is! Just not wiiiiiii! LOL!

[QUOTE=albear;1534817]its all good :) even the room spinning, been there got the t-shirt, woke up on some nice girls boobs (see I had my reason before I'm sure sneezy will find you hilarious when you phone up and your totally rat-arsed/QUOTE]

Boobs? Did you say boobs? I have boobs. :D

Sneezy will probably use anything I say against me in a court of law. No good can come of this, really. ;)

Rat-arsed? Hee, hee, I like that, sounds fun, sort of. ;)

Again, boobs? :cool:

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I know what Wii is! Just not wiiiiiii!! LOL!

Wii if having fun, wiiiiiiii is having too much fun and a little something leaks out :D

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I know what Wii is! Just not wiiiiiii!! LOL!

Wiiiiiii is Wii when I'm drunk. :D

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Originally Posted by albear

wii if having fun, wiiiiiiii is having too much fun and a little something leaks out :D

A leaky Wii? That doesn't sound good! Shoudn't that be fixed? :eek: Hahahaha!

Oh, and apparently we're not giving "normal" hypothetical responses!