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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I think Liver is Offal too :D

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We don't all have to be the same... right? I heard that somewhere a long time ago...

But you do not know what you are missing, the way Marta prepares it...

M...I am a salesman...now would I EVER lie to you?!?!?!?!?:eek:

Awww.. Marta just brought me in some fresh REAL cherry licorice... man she is a saint, to me anyway...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I think I see a Gerbil spinner cage in the background.....

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No way buddy, I'm a bunny! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:eek:

No way buddy, I'm a bunny! :D

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Wrabbits don't go: "gerbil, gerbil, gerbil...."

Im going to go please send me a messege if u can answer my problem

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Originally Posted by Stringer

M...I am a salesman...now would I EVER lie to you?!?!?!?!?:eek:

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NEVER stringer NEVER!!

Hey nick
I'm afraid I'm not sure of the answer to your question sorry...

Suggest you make a post about it in the appropriate forum!!

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Wrabbits don't go: "gerbil, gerbil, gerbil...."

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:( :(

I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny, I'M A BUNNY!

Gerbils are rodents. :(

Check this out;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ig-258726.html

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Originally Posted by nickeknew

We took a test to find out what type of learners we are ( Kenestetic, musical, inter/intra personal, etc.) and everyone is supposed to be one but I am the first person to be none. Whats wrong with me.

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Really? I don't think I'm any one of those either...

It could mean that you're a little bit of everything...

Nick, I'm none of those either, so no worries. We're special, in a good way. ;)

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:( :(

I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny, I'M A BUNNY!

Gerbils are rodents. :(

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Stringy, thank you.

I certainly do hope I know what the heck I'm doing. It's only been a week, and I've already run into a few problems... zoning ordinances and such... but I'm sure it'll get handled sooner or later.

Currently, I have an accountant, a lawyer, a marketing director, and a few goonies to do my bidding. As far as costs go, I bought a restaurant that's down in the dumps, and losing about 10k a year, and realized that everything was wrong with it: food, employees, location, and the lack of marketing.

I changed the recipe... surveyed and sampled, people now love the food.

Fired all the employees, hired new ones.

Location, something I can't change, but... oh well.

The lack of marketing... I'm up at 7 every morning and canvassing... literally going door to door, mailboxes, businesses, and handing out coupons, flyers, menus, etc.

In the past 8 days, I've seen hundreds of people that ask, "...did you guys just open? I had no idea this place existed," and have gotten calls that ask where we're located, then to find out that they live 2 blocks down the road.

So far, so good. The ground pounding just seems to kill me. Regardless, I'm seeing a lot of progress.

... can I work as a exec in your company? ;)

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:( :(

I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny, I'M A BUNNY!

Gerbils are rodents. :(

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I see NO tail in your avatar... and you can not deny that it's head looks exactly like a GERBIL!! :rolleyes:

Bunny!!

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Mean boys! :(

Bunnnyyyyyyy

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

bunnnyyyyyyy

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:D Muwah Sneezy, big kiss for you. :)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

stringy, thank you.

I certainly do hope I know what the heck I'm doing. It's only been a week, and I've already run into a few problems...zoning ordinances and such...but I'm sure it'll get handled sooner or later.

Currently, I have an accountant, a lawyer, a marketing director, and a few goonies to do my bidding. As far as costs go, I bought a restaurant that's down in the dumps, and losing about 10k a year, and realized that everything was wrong with it: food, employees, location, and the lack of marketing.

I changed the recipe...surveyed and sampled, people now love the food.

fired all the employees, hired new ones.

location, something I can't change, but...oh well.

the lack of marketing...I'm up at 7 every morning and canvassing...literally going door to door, mailboxes, businesses, and handing out coupons, flyers, menus, etc.

In the past 8 days, I've seen hundreds of people that ask, "...did you guys just open? I had no idea this place existed," and have gotten calls that ask where we're located, then to find out that they live 2 blocks down the road.

so far, so good. The ground pounding just seems to kill me. Regardless, I'm seeing a lot of progress.

...can I work as a exec in your company? ;)

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You will be successful... failure is not a word in your vocabulary Sneeze.

I have been thorough this many times I can help you.. (we'll settle later.. ha ha no... not necessary) my degree is in marketing and business management. I have first hand successful experience and I am always taking refresher courses and seminars.

An Idea, and I know an entrepreneur in your business that did this with a ton of success: Get a list of names and addresses in your marketing area (buy it if needed... prices vary) send them a letter... yes a regular letter. On the outside of your envelope in bold letters state that there is a coupon inside for first time users that is from $5.00 to $35.00 off their meal. But they must come to your place before... (pick a date... ). Obviously have a lessor % of $35.00 (or whatever you choose) coupons and so on.

But it creates mystery, separates YOU from all the other flyers in their mailbox AND... ta da... THEY must TAKE ACTION BEFORE A CERTAIN DATE... creates urgency...

Later... but I have more ideas...

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:D Muwah Sneezy, big kiss for you. :)

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OK... Wrabbit... but only cause I really like your avatar... :o

Bunny!

Check out the avy now. No denying I'm a bunny anymore. :)

OPS... Sneeze...

I forgot ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:

Tell them on the outside of the envelope that they cannot open it... THEY MUST bring it into your place and after their meals and drinks... then they can open it to see what their discount IS... IF they OPEN it before it is no good. The waiter has to open it...

This brings them to your place.............ta da....It works Sneeze...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Bunny!

Check out the avy now. No denying I'm a bunny anymore. :)

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IT ONLY GETS BETTER... AND BETTER... right M? ;)

Traitors...

I think I've been scammed.

Stringer, you called me a gerbil just to get me to change my avy, didn't you?

Hmmmmmm... ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Bunny!

Check out the avy now. No denying I'm a bunny anymore. :)

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ABSOLUTELY... wiggle your tail for us alty ;)

Ah, too late dear M, I am now a new and improved whipgirl. Watch out! :)

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Ah, too late dear M, I am now a new and improved whipgirl. Watch out! :)

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Must I remind you lady... you have NO WHIP... it is out of your clutches now and will always be. And you and I know, THERE are NO substitutes... Suzzy is mine, mine you here...

You can pretend all you want... I have suzzy... cold fact... hahahahahahaha (boy this feels too good----must be evil it feels that good... );)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

ABSOLUTELY.................wiggle your tail for us alty ;)

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AH HA... you said it M... "TAIL"... not bunny puff.. :D

Did whipgirl scare everyone away?

I miss the bunny. The bunny was cute. The bunny was cuddly, people wanted to pet the bunny, hug the bunny, kiss the bunny. No one wants to get close to whip girl, they're scared.

Okay, I'm going to give you boys some choices, pick my avy;

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And one for Stringer :)

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Aaaaaaaahhhhh...

Lets see... choices... choices...

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AH HA...you said it M..."TAIL"....not bunny puff................!:D

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I'm nothing but a piece of tail? Wait, was that out loud? :eek:

You boys are mean. :( I'm going to turn back in to a bunny, and drop bunny kernels all over the floor, and then I'll bite your heels and you'll trip and fall in the bunny poo.

Ya, that's what I'm going to do all right. :D

I like the original whip girl personally...


Stringers one looks good , do it stringer :)

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Aaaaaaaahhhhh..............

Lets see........choices.......choices...

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Bunny, bunny, bunny! :D

I don't know... you have presented some very interesting choices...

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I like the original whip girl personally.......


stringers one looks good , do it stringer :)

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I found a whole bunch for Stringer;

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Stringy, those are actually very good ideas, but I believe I have misled you.

My restaurant is a fast food place. No waiters.

The demographic in the area are low class, low-income, and at times, are on welfare. Trust me, my place is a dump... I got the whole place... for less than a lexus.

I've canvassed 3 major subdivisions in the area with coupons for 20% off, and in the past 8 days, I've gotten 11 of them in my store... so I'd like to think it's a decent turnout. I have another 7 subdivisions to go through, and afterwards, I'd like to go to the schools in my area and talk about catering, handing out $5 - 10 gift cards to students (the class with the most perfect attendance... or something like that), and then go to churches and talk about catering their events.

Then, I am going to implement a "delivery to businesses" deal where I deliver to major businesses (50+ employees) if they have a min order of $35.

It's my 3-phase plan for marketing: canvassing, catering, and delivery

I just did some numbers and found out that I have increased about $100 a day than the other guy did last month, so... we'll see how this goes.

Keep them coming stringy

Choices.

Not enough options Stringer?

I know M wants whipgirl back. ;)

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stringy, those are actually very good ideas, but I believe I have misled you.

My restaurant is a fast food place. No waiters.

The demographic in the area are low class, low-income, and at times, are on welfare. Trust me, my place is a dump...I got the whole place...for less than a lexus.

I've canvassed 3 major subdivisions in the area with coupons for 20% off, and in the past 8 days, I've gotten 11 of them in my store...so I'd like to think it's a decent turnout. I have another 7 subdivisions to go through, and afterwards, I'd like to go to the schools in my area and talk about catering, handing out $5 - 10 gift cards to students (the class with the most perfect attendance...or something like that), and then go to churches and talk about catering their events.

Then, I am going to implement a "delivery to businesses" deal where I deliver to major businesses (50+ employees) if they have a min order of $35.

It's my 3-phase plan for marketing: canvassing, catering, and delivery

I just did some numbers and found out that I have increased about $100 a day than the other guy did last month, so...we'll see how this goes.

keep em coming stringy

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Ok... you have done some good things so far... keep thinking... volume dictates profit also.

You can still do the sealed envelope... and they could still bring it in and after they order... then the cashier can open it...

Schools: Give coupons away-mass marketing. And do the "reward" thing also.

Churches: Do a fund raiser, offer the church maybe 5% back when the customer tells you they are from that church.

Catering: excellent idea... keep the menu light.

Many very successful people here in Chicago that started with push carts years ago, hot dogs, hoagies, etc. Petrillos Hot Dogs is one of them.. he started this way--NOW 27 restaurants; w/ hot dogs, Italian beef, many things and he is very efficient and quick. He did the 50's thing... old dinner. He now has many upscale ones now also...

It works Sneeze, hard work, push yourself, never quit thinking, dreaming... I will read about you in Wall Street one day, I know it.

Alty... there is something "special" about the first one in your post 996... hummmm.. she is captivating... yep that's the word... captivating...

But then again... I did have an attachment to the other one... you know the one where she is lying on her back...

Confused... but glad that Marta went to bed...

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Confused.......but glad that Marta went to bed...

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Alty... there is something "special" about the first one in your post 996... hummmm.. she is captivating... yep that's the word... captivating...

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That picture looks almost exactly like me around 15 years ago. In fact, I have a picture that looks almost the same, same profile, done in black and white. That picture could be me, not now, but at 22, yes sir. :)