I will try and do that Starty... :D
Oh... yes one more pleeeaaasssseeee! Make it a double k? ;)
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I will try and do that Starty... :D
Oh... yes one more pleeeaaasssseeee! Make it a double k? ;)
Double it is, (with a smile)
Whew! That one had a good bite to it! Keep them coming! Hehehe!
Hear's a good giggle for you.
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A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and boomed out for all the store to hear: PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE. That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks'. In a very businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system; DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND THAT YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER.
Nope nothing there starby , what's happened to my star pupil?Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Ahhahaha Sneezy... ewwwww
Friend, LOL star pupil? I got Star(by) a few good drinks, you keep on dancing Starby, here's another sweet heart!
Geeezzz, LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
A woman decides she wants a night out with the girls. Her husband says it's all right, but he wants her home by midnite. She agrees.
The ladies go out for a night on the town, and they had such a good time and had gotten really drunk. By the time she knew it, it was 3am, so she thought she had better get home.
She walked into her house and was relieved that is was dark and her husband must be asleep.
Just then the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. She thought, oh nooo, if her husband heard that, he would find out that she came home 3 hrs late. So she had a bright idea and started to cuckoo 9 more times, just in case, so her husband would think it was midnite.
When they got up in the morn, the husband asked her how her night was and what time she got home. She said, well I got home at midnite, just as I said I would.
Her husband smiled and said, that great honey I'm glad you had a good time. Oh, by the way, I think we need a new cuckcoo clock! She looked at him and asked... why?
Well, he said, It cuckoo'd 3 times... and then it said "Oh $hit,. then it cuckoo'd four more times, and burped,. then it cuckoo'd 5 more times and farted and fell over the coffee table! :D
Lmao... :-)
Oops, I don't know! I tried to copy it from one of my emails!. hmmmm!Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
It works for me when I click on it!. maybe because it's my acct and I'm signed in? It gives me a link when I click on "sign in"
So is it a website?
No, just an email I have... here, I'll send it to you via email.
Hehehehe, love the farted part. Farts always make me giggle! Well, unless they are the terrifying ones, and believe me with a daughter like her father and three young boys, I know what those are!!
OK, enough personal info about members in this family... LMAO oh goodness I just know I never ever ever ever ever fart... I fluff. Giggle
When I clicked on it, it went straight to my sign in page on MSN... heeheeQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
LOL... You sound like members in my family Starty... there's nothing better than a fart joke to them, hahahaha!
I just sent the email to Friend... he will probably know how to post it back on here, hehe!
Ya, he knows everything! Teach us sweet friend, teach us!
LOL, I thought I knew things, but then I got this new lap top and I can't do anything! Oh well, I will use the kids puter for posting stuff like pics and such... :)
OK
This is what starby was trying to post
YouTube - Dancing Skeleton Man
Basically what you were trying to post starby is a wav. File or Movie file , I'm pretty sure you can't post those on here as they are normally quite big , this one is 3.7 mb.
So what I did was just go to YouTube , type in skeleton man in the search engine and then attach the web link.
Clear as mud really :-) That's your lesson for today!
It's so funny... my friends call me when they have puter probs, or want to know what to do. How silly are they? I usually tell them I will get back to them shortly, and then call my Dad, LOL! I'm so SMRT! Nobody else know that I can't even cut and glue properly... right Friend?. LMAO!
Ahhhhhh, I see says the blind man!. hehe!
Lol... well after all this is a Help Desk :-)
The only reason I signed up! As Chicky referred to in one of her quotes... my imaginary friend told me I needed help! :D
I hope you guys have a great night. Friend you truly are so kind and funny! Starby, one more then it is time for you to settle down... lol, night!
Okkkayyy! LOL G'nite Starty!. thanks for the drinks!. sleep well! :)
So if I'm doing the math right... it's 4pm Weds afternoon there Friend?
I'll send you a few more emails just for fun and giggles before it's pub time for you, LOL
OK everyone. I... am now heading home.. . bedtime :)
Starby: I hope things get better with your cousin/cousin's wife/friend. Let us know how things pan out.
YepQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Very good... look forward to the emails :-)
Thanks Sneezy, I'll keep you updated when I am... have a good night and good zzzzzzzzzzz'sQuote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Ok, have a G'day day Friend! Will be in the pub tomorrow of course, lol. I'm off to play ball with Niki in the dark, hehe... I knew I got those brightly colored balls for a reason, LOL!
Have a good one! ;)
Try this one on for size... Starby had a "moment"!
Not before your early morning coffee though OK? This must be national 'rant' week!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mental...tml#post992570
Oh no, the way it's going... Alty's pub is going to be in foreclosure by the end of the week or so! :( We need our morning lattes and our evening brews! ;)
Wow, you guys are chatty at night. :)
Anyone up? Am I the first one? Heeeeellllllllooooooooo!
Just busy, Alty.
Busy, what's that? ;)
How are you otherwise Synn? Would you like a drink, or some bubbles?
I want bubbles! Lots and lots and lots of bubbles! :D
Haha, Guten Morgen (spelling bad, lol)
Busy is when you're interviewing for one position and still working another and it's your day for meetings and everything on the network isn't working so you can't pull the reports you need for the meetings.
Aw I'm sorry Synn, wish I could help.
Starby, good spelling, very good. Wow, I'm impressed.
Haha... my family is German remember?
How are you this morn Alty... and Synn (I think I have a clue how you are Synn... busy! )
Where's Chicky?
I'm okay, going to be a pirate, putting a patch on lefty.
I did forget that your family is german, my bad, memory going.
I don't know were Chicky is, maybe another shot for her wrist, I hope not, she was in so much pain the last time.
I got to run for a bit, I'll be back later. Take care and hold down the fort, okay?
Okay, will do! Yohoho and a bottle of rum!. I don't know, isn't that something a pirate would say? LOL
It's ARRR me hardy's, or something like that. I guess I've got to learn the lingo. I'm bad, got to go, I really do. It's so hard to leave sometimes. Bad Alty.
Toodles. :)
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