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  • Mar 15, 2008, 11:17 AM
    startover22
    That Chery was the very explanation I need to to tell my kids how it all worked. I love your hugs, thank you!
    Here is one for you! Hug, a big ole squeeze not too hard though!
  • Mar 15, 2008, 11:40 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    That Chery was the very explaination I need to to tell my kids how it all worked. I love your hugs, thank you!
    Here is one for you! Hug, a big ole squeeze not too hard though!

    Thanks Start.. feeling warm and comfy just knowing you are there.

    That is a super way to explain to kids - it takes a kind mind to keep things as simple as possible for them so that they can understand when they ask their questions. Having to grow up too fast denies their right to a happy childhood and we need all the tools possible to avoid a shock.

    TTFN

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  • Mar 15, 2008, 07:12 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    Well, dear, I guess you need to think positive about this and start training them to do something constructive - like choking some currupt CEOs. That might solve a few problems.

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    I think the problem lies with the SEC. The Securities and Exchange Commission seem to answer to a higher god... money. When you own thousands of shares of a certain stock and that company is allowed to do a 5,000 to 1 reverse split, leaving you with maybe 50 shares... something just ain't right about that! I only own 11 different stocks now and I am way down on those. As soon as they fall off the map, that is it for me. I 'm putting all my money in Spam.
  • Mar 15, 2008, 07:13 PM
    magprob
    How you doing these days Chery?
  • Mar 15, 2008, 07:48 PM
    magprob
    I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!
    This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.
  • Mar 15, 2008, 11:11 PM
    magprob
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  • Mar 17, 2008, 01:05 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!
    This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.

    I know how hard it is for you to get 'political' dear and support you in this.. If it causes you a bit of stress, you can always talk to us and we'll help you with this burden.
    I guess that the US will have to start getting used to using it's own people as resources to help keep things running.. and I know how hard that will be since all have better jobs pushing shopping carts in the street with their belongings and existing in the luxury rooms under those bridges in the park and park-benches. That will be hard for them to give up, but sacrifices will have to be made here. If it gets too ugly to bear, maybe Pakistan will lend a helping hand and send some qualified resources, so don't give up - there's hope yet.
  • Mar 17, 2008, 01:09 PM
    Chery
    This is what gives Canned Spam a dirty name... and makes me furious!

    'King of spam' pleads guilty, faces 26 years in prison

    Don't you just hate it when some try to riun a good old tradition like 'a rose is a rose', or 'spam is spam' - shucks, there always has to be someone to spoil a good thing.

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  • Mar 17, 2008, 09:00 PM
    magprob
    The judge may throw the can of Spam at him. 26 years ain't bad. They serve all the Spam you can eat in there. Believe me, I know.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 05:55 AM
    magprob
    Web of Debt - Today We're All Irish: Debt Serfdom Comes to America
  • Mar 19, 2008, 07:14 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!
    This morning, Pakistani Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers. Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly.

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    Laughing loud.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:04 PM
    startover22
    Watching the Travel Channel... had you any idea that there is deep fried bacon??
    I mean, I would eat it, and probably love it, but it goes further than that. What if this special little place that made it was right around the corner? I would have it all the time, and most likely DIE from it. Help me anyone to not have a deep fried bacon place come even 50 miles from me in any direction.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:08 PM
    magprob
    Me and Elvis eat peanut butter and grape jelly on a whole loaf of French bread slathered rather deep, with a pound of bacon fried nice and nestled all up in it. It killed Elvis and it's going to kill me if I don't stop it.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:12 PM
    startover22
    I knew he was alive, I KNEW IT!

    Mag, bacon to me is like SPAM to you! I love it, I would do "things" for it. I cook it and it's gone before I can make the whole damn breakfast, dinner, or lunch. It makes me happy, and I would marry it if I could... LOL
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:14 PM
    magprob
    Wow! You really are a cheap date! You would do anything for bacon?
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:15 PM
    magprob
    I can get whole hog bellies.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:15 PM
    magprob
    Would that be even better?
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:18 PM
    startover22
    I love bacon...
    Yes, that is better! LMAO... and what do you mean cheap, you know how much enough bacon to please me is for one day? Who you callin' cheap?
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:20 PM
    magprob
    I like to rub bacon grease all over myself. Do you?
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:22 PM
    startover22
    LMAO, no! Gross...
    NO!!
    Mag, you ruined my whole thing going here... yuck!
    Just when I think "blah blah blah" you get all funkoid on me... weirdo
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:36 PM
    magprob
    Oh man... I really thought I found someone that loves bacon as much as me.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:36 PM
    magprob
    Weirdo!
  • Mar 19, 2008, 09:40 PM
    startover22
    I have been thinking about it...


    AND


    I still think it's yucky! Don't you turn this around here, you are the weirdo, I will even start a thread to take a farkin' poll...
    Don't make me!
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:05 PM
    magprob
    90% of the people on AMHD rub bacon grease all over themselves... don't they?
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:15 PM
    magprob
    Oh I don't care. Start your ole pole. I'm still going to wear bacon underwear even if you do or you don't. I might even make me a bacon hat. That's how much I love bacon.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:15 PM
    magprob
    Weirdo!
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:15 PM
    startover22
    Maybe you are right, BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT!
    If you are, I am happy being that COOL 10%, and happy just enjoying as many pieces of bacon that I can before it is gone...
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:16 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Oh I don't care. Start your ole pole. I'm still gonna wear bacon underwear even if you do or you don't. I might even make me a bacon hat. That's how much I love bacon.

    I would totally wear bacon undies and even a hat, but I would never rub bacon grease all over me... just writing it makes me uncomfortable... :p
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:17 PM
    magprob
    You don't know the difference between bacon and "Beggin Strips." Sit. Roll over!
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:18 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I would totally wear bacon undies and even a hat, but I would never rub bacon grease all over me....just writing it makes me uncomfortable......:p

    Then you do not truly love bacon.
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:18 PM
    magprob
    :) You nut!
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:19 PM
    startover22
    LMAO, I refuse to delete these posts, but really really want to now!
    WEIRDO, you are the WEIRDO, we all know, we don't need a farkin poll...
    What we need is more bacon!
  • Mar 19, 2008, 10:21 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Then you do not truely love bacon.

    I resent you for that remark, at some point in my AMHD life, I will make sure I prove that I love bacon with a serious passion, you just wait!:D
  • Mar 20, 2008, 04:32 AM
    rpg219
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    Thought this may help the argument, lololololol

    Sorry Start... looks like people do wrap themselves in bacon, heehee
  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:13 AM
    startover22
    Those are what you call bacon extremests... not me, I am the cool kind of bacon lover!
  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:31 AM
    magprob
    There... I rest my case... Weirdo
  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:35 AM
    startover22
    Dang it... I give up!
  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:38 AM
    magprob
    Don't worry, you'll come crawling back... bacon for a second chance.
  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:55 AM
    Chery
    Start, I just love you!

    OK, here's my two-cent's worth:

    If I had a good man to 'bring home the bacon', I'd rub bacon-fat all over in extasy. - But this is only my opinion. I wonder... does it work as well as KY Jelly?

    I'm out of here now, going to spend weekend with a pamper-pooper, and believe me, I wish it would smell as good as bacon. LMAO. But since I love him, I'll put up with anything he 'dishes' out.


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  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:56 AM
    startover22
    LOLOLOLOL, Chery goodness girl!

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