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Originally Posted by Altenweg

By the looks of things it's really cold! :eek: :p

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No. no Alty, that's his finger... see that big tree trunk... yep, that's it :D

Props. Who won?

I did. She tried to cheat by saying that burping twice was better than my long Frosted Flake-induced one.

That'll teach her.

... so sexy. I must have you now.

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

No. no Alty, that's his finger.... see that big tree trunk.... yep, that's it :D

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He wishes! ;)

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Originally Posted by Torrid13

I did. She tried to cheat by saying that burping twice was better than my long Frosted Flake-induced one.

That'll teach her.

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Frosted Flakes? I haven't had those in forever.

Hungry. Tummy growling. So farking hungry. :(

What can I say?

You flirt through life, and I burp through it.

Now you know what brings all the boys to my yard. ;)

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No. no Alty, that's his finger.... see that big tree trunk.... yep, that's it :D

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How YOU doing ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Frosted Flakes? I haven't had those in forever.

Hungry. Tummy growling. So farking hungry. :(

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My life wouldn't be complete without Frosted Flakes. Oh, and Marshmallow Mateys. >:3

I... can't live without yogurt. Yogurt and rice pudding.

OOH, and ice cream. But... yeah... I can't have too much of it... getting ready for the beaches... and the b...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I...can't live without yogurt. yogurt and rice pudding.

OOH, and ice cream. but...yeah...I can't have too much of it...getting ready for the beaches...and the b...

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You and your girlish figure.

You know that you milk shake brings 95% of the boys to the yard and around 45% of the girls. :)

I could eat Craisins all day. No UT infections for me!


"And they're like, 'IT'S BETTAH THAN YOURS!'"

I could teach you but I'd have to charge ;)

UTIs... always a great conversational starter at a bar... =D

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UTIs...always a great conversational starter at a bar...=D

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Hey, it's still classed as talking about genitals :p

How many conversations have you started with that Sneezy?

I am intrigued

I believe the girl I was talking to a few days ago lit up when I brought up a joke about herpes.

Guy friend: I thought you were still dating that girl?
Me: No, I broke it off after she gave me herpes for the third time.

Girl over there: *starts laughing*

Me: *eyes light up* *fixes clothing* *struts*

Nice one Sneezy poof

Oh, I should try the UTI line. I've been start all my conversations with


"So, have you ever had Crabs?"

I can't believe I didn't think of UTIs!

Then you'll get the idiot in the corner, "I love crabs! Can I get you some cold sores?"