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Originally Posted by curlybenswife

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Anyone seen using the rating system within the bar will cause this thread to be closed its a mistake and should not be used it is being worked on to re-remove it so if you have any sense you wont use it and cause the powers that be hassle to remove your rating please dont abuse the system. You will also have to deal with a mighty pee'd of cbw and im not nice when im angry

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Okay. I do appologise. It won't happen again. Guess I had way too many drinks. My senses left me. Lolollol

Lol... ok I understand now... yep hard to believe Its been 3 months... but time flies when you are having fun! Im very proud of you and your new job J!

I just made the mistake and turned on Sky News... just in time to hear that "1 out of 4 Brits don't know the birthplace of Jesus". D'OH I wonder where these pole takers went for this crucial research.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gifFrom now on, I'll stick to comedy and Sci-fi channels.

Just heard another great comparrison:

When talking about Barry Bonds and 'drugs', a woman on TV said "Talking about athletes who take drugs to improve their performance is like talking about a porno-star getting plastic surgery to look sexier, so where is the problem"

Wow, don't you just love people with different opinions!

My favorite sport is Bowling and there is not much of it on TV. Maybe because none of the pro bowlers take steroids yet.. oh, yeah, the main reason is not enough sponsors and money, but does anyone know how many Bowling Alleys there are compared to Baseball and/or Football stadiums?

C.U. at the bar, I'm fixing me another double..

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_143.gif Dang It! Can't even find a bowling smiley!

While sipping my double, my finger went to a post. WRONG post for me to read after the day that I just had. I feel like calling the cops and having her arrested for seducing a minor!

I swear, if things don't get better than this, you'll find me under the bar for a few days.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...tml#post765373

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Hey folks, clear a table so that I can draw a little bit to get my mind off other bullcrap today..

Watch out, I draw fast..

Here are few more, just for (sh)its and grins..

Another double,and I'm on a roll now!.

Hey, don't leave now, I'm not done yet...

Just can't resist, have to draw one more and then pass out...

After a bit of frustration I get downright creative, don't I... ha ha ha!

I'll have a double Jim Beam with a water back, keep them coming and I am going to smoke. I'm going to drink and smoke and get loud and I might even end up in jail but I will have a good time and I don't give a damn who don't like it... got a light?


https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1197101759

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Originally Posted by magprob

I'll have a double Jim Beam with a water back, keep em comming and I am gonna smoke. I'm gonna drink and smoke and get loud and I might even end up in jail but i will have a good time and I don't give a damn who don't like it...got a light?

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Hands mag the bottle what the hell its christmas

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Originally Posted by Chery

I just made the mistake and turned on Sky News... just in time to hear that "1 out of 4 Brits don't know the birthplace of Jesus". D'OH I wonder where these pole takers went for this crucial research.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_19.gifFrom now on, I'll stick to comedy and Sci-fi channels.

Just heard another great comparrison:

When talking about Barry Bonds and 'drugs', a woman on TV said "Talking about athletes who take drugs to improve their performance is like talking about a porno-star getting plastic surgery to look sexier, so where is the problem"

Wow, don't you just love people with different opinions!

My favorite sport is Bowling and there is not much of it on TV. Maybe because none of the pro bowlers take steriods yet...., oh, yeah, the main reason is not enough sponsors and money, but does anyone know how many Bowling Alleys there are compared to Baseball and/or Football stadiums?

C.U. at the bar, I'm fixing me another double..

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_143.gif Dang It! Can't even find a bowling smiley!

While sipping my double, my finger went to a post. WRONG post for me to read after the day that I just had. I feel like calling the cops and having her arrested for seducing a minor!

I swear, if things don't get better than this, you'll find me under the bar for a few days.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...tml#post765373

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_1.gif

Hey folks, clear a table so that I can draw a little bit to get my mind off of other bullcrap today..

Watch out, I draw fast..

Here are few more, just for (sh)its and grins..

Another double,and I'm on a roll now!..

Hey, don't leave now, I'm not done yet...

Just can't resist, have to draw one more and then pass out.....

After a bit of frustration I get downright creative, don't I... ha ha ha!

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Wow! That was great! Thanks! :D I was going to pick out a favorite one, but then couldn't after I had seen the rest of them!

Craig

You rock, Chery. Great collection. Thanks.

Im so fed up with this weekend already its no fun millies mardy and I'm fed up I hate it when ben has to work stupid hours gggrrrrr rant over ;)

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millies mardy and im fed up

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"mardy"? That's a Britishism (I'm guessing) that I've never encountered before. What does it mean?

Mardy means sulky

I can beat it cbw... mommy is the one crying now... Colton wasted a trip to the crowded mall (that I really didn't want to go to after being up all night!).. he got scared of Santa. :( Can't really say I blame him though.. they weren't a nice crew. So now? No picture with Santa to add with the no picture with Easter Bunny.

Okay, I'm through venting now... can I please have a very, very stiff one? Need something to knock me out :) LOL

LMAO millie saw santa last Saturday at the local church fate it was sooooo funny she sat there on bens knee with her eyes shut and a huge grin on her face although she soon opened her eyes when santa mentioned chocolate :D

Im so glad this is a bar id be worried about you asking for a stiff one otherwise giggle

LMAO! I needed that.. thanks :) LOL

I almost started to cry when he clenched so tight he was about to choke me! We have a big garden that decorates and does tons and tons of lights and pics with Santa... we are going to try that one, if not then Wal-Mart should do the trick with a xmas background... just not before xmas.

To be honest its so common for them to be freaked out by santa the guys dressed in red for crying out load witch is sublimaly a warning sign isn't it.
Im sure you will find a way to get a fab pic either way ;)

I hadn't even thought of that, LOL. It'll work out :) I just really thought he was going to do great... he kept talking about getting his pic done.. he was good in the line.. just when he stepped right over that line, no no no merry christmas LOL

LOL bless him poor little soul wait till j reads this you will die laughing at what she tells you ;)

Johnny is almost 6 and he still won't go anywhere near Santa. He hides his head under Daddy's jacket as we walk by, LOL

Santa is very scary to little kids. I don't force the issue as I don't want it to impact future Christmases.

I already did enough damage making him sit with Santa last year.

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To add to the rest of the story... as long as you can't see their faces our little ones believe they are invisible. Johnny won't go anywhere near santa with his face showing. Sure he'll peek out, but if santa looks his direction, he is under that coat with both arms in a stranglehold around daddy's legs.

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Johnny is almost 6 and he still won't go anywhere near Santa. he hides his head under Daddy's jacket as we walk by, LOL

Santa is very scary to little kids. I don't force the issue as I don't want it to impact future Christmases.

I already did enough damage making him sit with Santa last year.

**EDIT**

To add to the rest of the story.....as long as you can't see their faces our little ones believe they are invisible. Johnny won't go anywhere near santa with his face showing. Sure he'll peek out, but if santa looks his direction, he is under that coat with both arms in a stranglehold around daddy's legs.

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I felt the same way... guilty mom standing there trying to talk her 2yo into sitting with Santa. Finally I walked away (almost in tears, but I walk away.. LOL). I'm okay with it now.. I can chuckle it up, but I did almost go a "little bipolar" on my hubby :o

Bless the poor lad can't help it I'm just glad I didn't blow 100 pounds on taking millie to london and seeing santa in hamleys I really would have been mighty pee'd off lol

None of my kids were afraid of Santa except little Max, he is all good now though!
You guys are great! Hope all is good and wondering If I should start decorating the outside or the inside first?
Chery... BOWLING is my fave, I love it, but not to watch, I just love to bowl! And the french fries they serve at the alley... THE BEST in the whole world... Hugs sweet!