I've got just the room to put him in in that castle on page 2 or 3 I think it is. There are ghosts in there.

Lion scratches and paws to you all. Ha ha ha.

Roar, no cage for me. Ghosts do not bother me. j, you know I like that kind of stuff.

Leo the lion.

Yeah, Joe, we could have some fun chasing those ghosts couldn't we?

Yes, I would love to go ghost chasing. I think that would be a blast.

Okay time to plan a ghost hunt!!

Cough Cough mmmmmmmm don't start me off on that kind of stuff most haunted is my favourite show :D

Well, then, an international ghost hunt it is!!

I think that is an awsome idea. Lets do it.

CBW, I like Most Haunted too... it was a scream this week from transylvania.

:eek:

Send in Joe the Lionheart to scare them away then we'll be fine.

Moomin

Most haunted rocks there's no doubt about that admittedly its no where near as good as it was when it first started there a little bit to predictable these days lol

I agree!

David wells just isn't possessed as often as derek used to be... thats no fun for anyone!
Lol

I like seeing possessed people. They are fun to watch. Writhing all over the place and making those noises. Heehee

We get that show here. I used to watch it but haven't seen it around lately. We have a number of those kinds of shows here. There is one that I think you both would really like. Do you get the show with T.A.P.S. Bunch of people who go out when called to explain weird phenom going on in someone's home, pub, lighthouse, library,. They try to determine if there really is an unnatural presence or if there is something that is easily explained. Really good show. Lots of specialized equipment.

Zdravo, kako ste. Se zabavate?
Vem da me nic ne razumete zato je ta stvar se bolj smesna.
Upam da vas nisem prestrasil, ker pisem v lastnem jeziku.

I am possessed!

Oh, MEN!!

Where is my MONKEY SPANKER!!

They all know it ALL!!

What be goin' on J, my lovely? Is my big monkey girl having trouble with a man? I will lend you my pitbull. But be forewarned, only her looks will make him feel threatened. Unfortunately, when it comes to aggression, she is a bit of a wimpy girl. She will run at him, knock him over and cover him in slimy kisses. That is about all she is good for the wimpy girl.

Oh, just having a slight prob with a couple of guys who think they know everything. LOL

Oh, well. I guess that is just a man for you. LOL

Yes, they do have a tendency to do that, don't they? When, oh when, will they realize that we are the ones who know everything, if they would just listen to us all the time, not be full of questions, and just be good little soldiers and do as we say, they would be so much happier. At least, that is what I used to tell my husband.

I know Ruby. When will they realize that we are the smarter creature? That we indeed do know it all?

If they would just go sit in the corner, be quiet good little boys all would be good with the world.

Yes, there would be no more wars in this world if they would just accept the fact that we are the superior beings. Although, when some of us PMS, there might some little wars started here and there. But, when we are over the hump, we would invite them over for a glass of wine and some nibblies, and everything would be lovely all over again.

Yes, the world would be such a cuddly place. Full of hugs and kisses and let's make up. LOL

Tons of Monkey Dances, etc.

Yes, lots and lots of crazy monkey dances. And, most probably, since we would be so busy running the world, lots of monkey spanking going on as well. Heehee

OOOOOOOO am I missing a man bashing session?

Yes, m'dear. Seems ms J is having a rough time of it today. I was sharing my views on this problem. Now it is your turn.

Not having to bad a day actually (makes a change) I'm listening to my neighbours argue its like living next to a soap opera giggle

They are fighting again. OMG. You could live without telly now. Lol

Oh it happens about twice a week then I get to listen to them making up extreamly noisily too lol

I am glad to hear you are feeling well CBW.

What are they fighting about? Anything good? Maybe you should leave notes under their door and give them some ideas about what to fight about what you would enjoy listening to.

:eek: You get free porn too. :eek:

Oh trust me I think I start a lot of there arguments telling her how perfect ben is and that we never argue lol

I hate having to listen to make up sex if I am not involved in it. Puts a real damper on my day.

Oh joe its really quite revolting there extreamly obease and I just don't want to think of them doing that kind of thing shudder...

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I hate having to listen to make up sex if I am not involved in it. Puts a real damper on my day.

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Its more amusing they sound like walruses

:p Hopefully they do not live on the second floor, that is a crash waiting to happen. :p

LOL it's a house we live in houses tee hee

If you don't like them and you really want to be a very bad, bad monkey, I have a suggestion.

When you are aware of one of them being out for a long period, and the other has been home alone, when you next bump into the person that was out, say, "My goodness, you both sounded like you were having a great makup session there **yesterday afternoon. Good for you!"

**what ever day or time the other person was out.

It is fun to be a bad crazy monkey sometimes.

Okay does the house has a second floor on it. Or are they just one level houses? Here in canada some houses are 3 floors high.

So if it is only one floor and make a quick crash, omg what would the earthquake measure. Hee hee.

Before any fat people get offended. I am fat too, maybe not as fat as some people, but what the hell. Call it the way it is. Does not mean I am going to call them a walrurus.

A bungalow is a 1 story house a house is a two story house and a town house is a three story house and then you have flats.

I am not flat. I have big boobies. You can play a game of chess on my chest.

Oh my Ruby. Your really wanting cappy to have some fun with you. Hmmm. Big boobies, big boobies. Game of chess, How would that work??

Joe