Bored?Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
We're boring you?
Well fine then! Go to bed! :(
:: pout, pout, pout::
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Bored?Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
We're boring you?
Well fine then! Go to bed! :(
:: pout, pout, pout::
Night Sneezy.
I use V card all the time. I said that AMHD stole my QnA site v-card lol
My school taught us if you have sex you will get aids. And in 8th grade we were taught that if we were a homosexual male, we would get aids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Did I miss a post or am I having an aneurysm? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
I remember our sex ed teacher with a banana and a condom. And then the pictures of all the STD's. It still gives me nightmares. We were told that if we had unprotected sex we would get STD's.
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
That was for Sneezy being weirded out about you calling him Binky. But I had a brain fart and couldn't think of any thing clever.
We were not even told about birthcontrol, condoms, anything. Abstinence only sex ed for one day in health classQuote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
Wow, you're like 10 years younger than me, you would think that the sex ed would have improved since than.
We did however have a demonstration that showed us how we were going to get aids. We shook hands with everyone and it represented sex and the spread of aids. At least one girl each year graduates pregnant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
The lighted boobs reminds me of probably the very first dirty joke I ever heard in my life and happened in grade school. It was a Tarzan and Jane Joke. Tarzan asks Jane what''s this and Jane said inlet. Jane asks Tarzan what's that? Taezan replies that it his outlet. Tarzan get's an idea and says "Why don't we stick my outlet into your outlet and turn on the headlights".
I have an allstate ad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
And that caused a red lobster ad.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
I must say, that if you're girl smells or tastes like tuna, it's time to stop eating.
If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's not as much fun as it looks. I clicked on it because a previous incarnation of the ad had a mostly naked woman on it. No women. Not even a customizable avvie. Not even any action. It's really boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
It doesn't look fun. But it's really tempting...
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
I know the conversation has moved on, but I'm confused by this, how is it a "free" session if it was close to $150??
Haha, free for me, not for her. It was as "gift card" type deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoulaLC
And I love scuba. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Aquaman.
Hi. My name is take on too much.
So yeah I did take on too much.
I've been working a lot lately. You know summer time being the prime time for the club scene anyway it's usually work sleep gym do stuff work. And well my friend had to fire her sitter because well she was a bad sitter and she asked if I could watch him. I agreed thinking it was just today.. boy was I wrong. So Monday Wed Fri I'm watching a baby from 9AM to 5PM. This is kind of hard for me this is my do stuff time-- you know groceries, paying bills, gym... laundry (lol--- get it JERSEY SHORE aha.. I don't watch that show but I know that line). So yeah now I'm watching a baby-- eeps! On Friday someone is dropping off their dog that I'm watching for a while. So in my head I have a baby on my hip, Rachel asking for a cookie (that's her new thing right now) and Camille and the dog fighting (those two don't get along.. they're always chasing eachother) and in the midst of it all I'm trying to make lunch.
Hahaha
Anyway wish me luck.
Right now Rachel is playing with the baby while watching Elmo. They seem to get along... now.
Hello
Cool... I sometimes pretend to be Wonder Woman, but the kids keep asking me to stop wearing the costume when I pick them up at school... :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Wondered why your name hadn't shown up for awhile! Good luck! Hope things go smoothly this week for you... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Yesss napppttiimmmeeee :pQuote:
Originally Posted by DoulaLC
I think I'm going to go down for one too. :p
Hahaha my neighbor across the road, he's a cutie patootie came over to jump on the trampoline and he told me this funny line "Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Dont be mad I'll be there too, not in a cage but waving at you!"
Haha I love it when kids tell me silly things like that.
That's pretty funny
Muddy, that's comical. I enjoyed it.
Adam! How 'she goin' b'y?
Hey Bella, things are all right, just wishing the week waa over so I can start my vacation.
I'm on permanent vacation. Loving it.
Having a nice cold beer right now. I mowed my lawn (remember it's almost 2 acres), my neighbors lawn, and my dad pulled his back so I mowed his lawn too!
I'm all worn out... must wake up early tomorrow for physics tuition...
Well, those are called holidays... at least, there is no school which takes 8 more hours...
Been trying to learn more about some math tricks, got some, not all. I need to try to get more in my head for the Aussie Math Competition on the 5th of August...
Is it me or the site's been running a little slower for some time now, especially when the ffStyle was introduced?
Okay, bye everyone, I'm off to sleep.
EDIT: Don't pay too much attention to what I said, I'm not thinking quite 'right' now. Okay, Cya all!
See you Unky,
Bella, sounds like a lot of work. Too much work in fact, you just made me tired
Work, I could watch it all day.
Bella, come on over and mow my lawn, my hubby is lazy. ;)
I went to see my shrink, then went to the store. Then almost went into heat stroke on the way home. If the ride was just a few minutes longer, I would have. Collapsed on the floor and almost instantly started sweating again and had five worried kitties looking after me. After a cool shower and a couple popscicles, I'm better.
Now I'm just exhausted. But, I didn't pass out and go into shock, so I'm good. Going to sleep, now.
G'night Hheath, take care of yourself.
Hello all.
Sometimes catching up on here feels rather like:
YouTube - THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME
Hey Q, that's why I don't bother catching up. I just jump right in.
Q, I just read the last page.
If you read back, by the time you catch up, the thread's closed.
It's better just to jump right in, say hi, and talk about whatever's on your mind. :)
All right I'm preparing to be smacked and lectured
I'm getting married next summer
It's your life Emop.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx
You know the statistics on teen marriages as well as we do, so no lecture, not from me any way.
I'll just wish you luck, because you're going to need it.
Well at least you said next summer not next week so you have time to see if you still feel that's a good idea by next year. I can understand why you would want to move on to to a new life. Sincerely wish you well whatever you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx
Uggg I have a rotten dose of flu or something. So weak I'm struggling to lift my cuppa! I have such a busy weekend planned, seeing friends then going down to London (4-5 hrs each way) to help our son move house. No fair, I need the 'get better quick fairy'. :(
Tea,QLP,and paracetamol.
Dose yourself up,try and get some sleep.
Lavander on a tissue will help clear your nose.
A little bit of tlc,and your away on a gander.
Not much you can do about the cold but it helps the yuccy feelng.
Hey Red! How are you?
Emop, congrats! Good luck.
*stretch*
*yawn*
... umm... What day is it?
It's always Monday until it's Friday. So with that being said, it's Monday.
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