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Your farmville is wonky!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
There foreclosing on me and I'm on charges for animal cruelty,not too mention the neighbours are going nuts cause my cow got out and the horse is no where to be seen... farmings not for me.
... what... are we talking about..
Facebook games Sneezy!
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Farmville,or maybe that should be farmvile!
Crocodile dundee is on,I always had a soft spot for paul hogan.
Mine is farm town, frontierville and café world.
viewing places to rent in an unfamiliar town, very hot weaher followed by sudden downpours plus 6 to 7 hours driving makes for a very tired bear :(
Need a hug and a beer Bear? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Say that five times fast;
Beer bear
Beer bear
Beer bear
I can't even type it 3 times fast. :(
My child just locked me out of the house for 15 minutes. Grrrr
The wonderful days of the mischievous toddler years. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
Did Lady help her or you? :)
Lady was most definitely on her side. :Angry face:
See E is about lady's height, so Lady gets a free for all feeding when is E. Lady is no longer my dog. She follows that kid around with the same Poop eating grin on her face, and I know that E is up to no good, and Lady is getting fed out of it. Yup a whole dozen eggs last night, E cracked them open Lady ate them up.
I don't know what the HE** is going on with the E-Mail notifications,new threads notifications,this site,my mind,the orbit of Jupiter,, or any other solar cycles...
Wow this is a most frustrating site lately!
I agree Ken. Now, onto more pressing questions... who has my remote?
You need a fridge lock.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
I would never put a lock on my fridge. If my kid is hungry or thirsty she can eat or drink. I baby sat for this couple and the father would lock the cupboards and fridge, and the kids were always hungry and thirsty. I felt so bad for them. But I think she learned her lesson as far as feeding Lady a dozen of eggs go.
A day at the doctors.
This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."
That is wicked, hard-core awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid
But only if told to a dude.
Grls won't get it.
I get it, but still don't think it's that funny.
Exactly.
Guys are idiots. Its what we do best.
Yea, but I get it. I don't think it's funny.
Sigh. I have to agree with this.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Thanks hheath! :) :)
I get it, and I find it amusing. I actually snorted a little bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
I'm with Bella.
I love jokes, and even the sick ones I usually get a giggle out of. This one just wasn't funny, at least from a girls perspective.
Maybe I'm just grumpy though, so don't pay any attention to what I think.
New skin has me down. Almost 3 years here, tons of people I adore, and I'm seriously considering leaving for good. I can't take it anymore.
Whoever is forcing this on us doesn't give a rats arse what we think. Well fine, if he/she wants to pi$$ of the people that put money in his/her pocket, watch me walk. I don't have to be here, I choose to be.
Maybe when the money stops popping into his/her account, he/she will finally listen to what we have to say. :(
Example...
A woman could hint to a man what she liked and wanted for a year and he wouldn't probably buy a clue.
Last week at work I was facing another guy who was working at a computer facing my area. I wasn't looking at him. Until guy instinct caused me to look to see him looking at a girl behind me by 20 ft, tracking her sexy walk. So.. of course I saw him see her and I turned.
Now... call me an idiot. Won't be the first time. But there was some silent "DUDE!" esp going on there. Its like that.
I accept I am wired differently from the XX set for the most part.
Ill lead the fidiot parade. Be the grand master.
No fight there.
Snorted is a funny word.Quote:
Originally Posted by hheath541
Maybe I'm spending too much time with my 6 year old.
Then again, there is such a thing as too much time with a silly child.
Tick tock... I hear that clock running...
What made her decide to feed raw eggs to the dog, anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
You're too smart to be a fidiot KP. But I love that you'll admit to it. :)
Lately I'm not only a fidiot, but a big "b" little "itch" as well.
Just really grumpy.
I could use a hug.
No girls, not you! KP! A nice squishy long hug.
While you're there... ;)
You, I;m kind of grumpy, but for other reasons. Found it kind of degrading. But maybe that's my hormones acting all wonky. You know us girls... temperamental...
Alty can't you just use the old skin? Or does yours keep changing back to the new one? I don't like the new skin, but I find aside from the stupid reddies and the weird comments, I don't notice it any more. I am on the V2 skin, and hopefully will be able to keep it that way.
So its like the anti joke to my ex's fav joke...
Why are so many women really bad at estimating measurements?
Because men have lied to them their whole lives about what six inches looks like.
The men rarely snicker at that one...
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Originally Posted by hheath541
Oh probably the same thing that possessed her to climb on my TV, break my fan, poop in her toy box, flush a roll of t.p down the toilette, I don't know toddlers?
Virtual hugs :)
Okay that was good.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause I'm sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while I have an overnight with my kid.
So... I'm hormonal for my own reasons.
Getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but I'm still working on it. The head and the heart just don't always mesh.
Okay the usual suspects is on. Always good for a chuckle.
What the hell is wrong with a tug now and then?
Love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
Anything with kevin spacey is worth a shot.
Wise words.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Try being almost 40 (it hurts to even type it), anemic, sick every freaking day, kids on summer break, husband on nights, hotter then hell, PMSing, house a mess, yard a mess, I'm a mess.Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Ya, I'm complaining.
I just want to have a good cry right about now.
Where's the farking midol and beer? :(
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