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  • Jun 20, 2010, 09:53 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?

    Can I be your vocalist? Or at least a back-up singer? I've always kind of wanted to sing in a band.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 09:55 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    can i be your vocalist? or at least a back-up singer? I've always kinda wanted to sing in a band.

    Can you play the accordion? Are you willing to learn? If so, I have a part for you. :)

    Do you have a problem with nudity, snakes, apples, cherry's and fig leafs?

    Now we need a snappy name for you. Heather the Heathen? You can be the rebel of the band. I likey. ;)
  • Jun 20, 2010, 09:55 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Um, how am I going to play an accordion naked?

    America wants to know.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 09:58 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Now where is that silly Aussie? Haven't seen him in days! Where did he go?

    The little bugger is on vaca. He has sports to watch, women to woo, places to go, beers to drink.

    Sigh.

    M! Have you forgotten us? Are we just a work time distraction? Say it isn't so! :(
  • Jun 20, 2010, 09:58 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Alty, that's chuck's instrument, just be lucky you got the tuba! Haha well since Alty and I are now the singers, I guess you can fight Chuck for the accordion hheath. I like Heathen Heather. Hahaha
  • Jun 20, 2010, 09:59 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The little bugger is on vaca. He has sports to watch, women to woo, places to go, beers to drink.

    Sigh.

    M! Have you forgotten us? Are we just a work time distraction?! Say it isn't so! :(


    I need to be wooed. M, you can woo me! I'll even swoon.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    america wants to know.

    Will pictures suffice, or will you come to our first gig? :)

    I actually had to quite the accordion (oh shucky darn) because my chest got too big and I needed a bigger one (which was a few thousand dollars) so my parents decided that since I didn't really like it anyway, I could quite.

    Playing nakie with a small accordion is hazardous to the nipples. Ask Heath about the nipples. She knows. :)
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I need to be wooed. M, you can woo me!! I'll even swoon.

    I'd swoon. M is a handsome man.

    That should bring him round. :)
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:01 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    She's the nipple expert. Maybe she could fashion some fake nipples to protect hers while she plays!
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:07 PM
    Unknown008

    Nakie? Accordion? Nipple Expert? :eek:
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Nakie? Accordion? Nipple Expert? :eek:

    Welcome to the age of 18!

    Want to know more? ;)
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:24 PM
    Unknown008

    A part of me wants to... another says it's now the right time... :eek:

    AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:33 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Can you play the accordion? Are you willing to learn? If so, I have a part for you. :)

    Do you have a problem with nudity, snakes, apples, cherry's and fig leafs?

    Now we need a snappy name for you. Heather the Heathen? You can be the rebel of the band. I likey. ;)

    No problem with any of those things.

    I don't think I have the musical talent to play an accordion, however. I can sing, but I've never really been able to learn an instrument beyond a few basic songs. Part of it is an inability to read sheet music.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:35 PM
    Unknown008

    Ah! Music! I can play a little guitar... a tiny one finger play with piano and a little recorder :o
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:35 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    A part of me wants to... another says it's now the right time... :eek:

    AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(

    Good choice Unky.

    You're young. You have your whole life to figure things out. You have so many things to explore, to learn, to learn from, to avoid, to embrace. The world is in your hands, just don't squeeze too tight. :)

    I don't think I have to worry about you. You have a good head on your shoulders, you're a smart, motivated, very mature man. Just do one thing for me. Okay? Every once in a while, do something a little bit stupid. Nothing big. Nothing dangerous. Nothing that you don't feel comfortable doing. Just a little something to add to the memory book. Okay?
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:37 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    She's the nipple expert. Maybe she could fashion some fake nipples to protect hers while she plays!

    Nah, no fake nipples needed. Just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:38 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    nah, no fake nipples needed. just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.

    :eek:

    OUCH! :eek:
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:40 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(

    I agree. Not in the fun way.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Unknown008

    Okay Alty, I know that sometimes the crazy gets out of me XD, but I'll be careful :)
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Okay Alty, I know that sometimes the crazy gets out of me XD, but I'll be careful :)

    Unky, if you ever have a moment when you think something is bad, that you shouldn't do it, just hear my voice.

    On second thought, that's probably a bad idea. ;)

    Oh no. I can't type anymore. Something is wrong with the keys! It's not me. It's the keys. I swear it.

    Any posts from Alty written after this may not be readable. Alty is not responsible for her actions. It's the evil Alty taking control.

    See, I'm not a good role model. ;)
  • Jun 20, 2010, 11:39 PM
    hheath541

    Apparently, a REALLY good way to cool off a room on a hot night is to hang laundry up to dry. If you can ignore the dripping sounds, then it makes the room a good 5-10 degrees cooler than the rest of the house. That is dang good incentive for me to do laundry more often as the days get hotter.

    It has the added benefit of entrancing kittens. They must've spent a good half hour just sitting there and watching my clothes drip.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:14 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    nah, no fake nipples needed. just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.

    Hahahahaha. Oh mental pictures, what would I do with out them?
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:27 AM
    mudweiser

    Hi guys .

    Oh my god. I feel like SUCH a BAD person. Like evil and mean and just so damn mean. I don't want to even look at myself. I did something bad :(
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:38 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Hi guys .

    Oh my god. I feel like SUCH a BAD person. Like evil and mean and just soo damn mean. I don't want to even look at myself. I did something bad :(

    Do you want to share? Maybe it isn't as bad as it seems to you. I hope.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:42 AM
    adam_89

    Good Morning.

    Does anybody out there lift weights?

    Muddy, explain and we can sooth.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:43 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Do you want to share? Maybe it isn't as bad as it seems to you. I hope.

    Okay well... :(

    Last Monday I had made a special time with this really nice lady to teach me how to sew. I was really excited. But with work and being busy 24/7 I just didn't have the time to get the supplies, and I woke up at 9AM that day (class is from 10-1) and it'd just be me and her and I told her the worst thing ever... I told her that my brother had died:eek:

    It just came out.. like it came out.. oh god it came out like nothing. Like a sneeze.

    Then this morning after another crazy weekend I had everything ready but Rachel was not co-operating with me so early in the morning. I was on my way out with her and then it happened. She fell. Busted her knees and scraped them on the cement. There was no way it was going to be a pleasant day today. So I called her and told her... that maybe next weekend would be better after everything has calmed down.

    :(

    I feel like such a douche bag
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:45 AM
    Unknown008
    EDIT: Ouch, poor Rachel... :(
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:49 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    You kicked a cat? :eek:

    I don't understand this?
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:51 AM
    Unknown008

    Oops, the post of Muddy didn't show up earlier and I didn't know she was posting... and I guessed that. Never mind, I'll edit that.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:56 AM
    adam_89

    Oh, I get it now, Lol.

    Thanks Unky!
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:57 AM
    albear

    Sometimes things just don't go your way muddy :o

    I'm sure if you explained it to her she'll understand, as you say she is a really nice lady :)

    Just to be sure though remember to put on your sad voice and sad face (if in person) just to get that extra bit of sympathy ;)


    Hi everyone

    Bye everyone

    Can't stay, have to go into town and bother people who work for a living :D
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:14 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    sometimes things just dont go your way muddy :o

    im sure if you explained it to her she'll understand, as you say she is a really nice lady :)

    just to be sure though remember to put on your sad voice and sad face (if in person) just to get that extra bit of sympathy ;)

    No way Jose. I'm just going to learn to do it on my own. :( There are lots and lots of stuff on the web. I'll save 100$ on lessons anyway.

    I just feel like a sh!t head.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:15 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Wow muddy... Yikes. Do you have a brother?
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:16 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Wow muddy... Yikes. Do you have a brother?

    Nope just two (half) sisters.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:16 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    What did she say when you told her that?
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:18 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    What did she say when you told her that?

    She said that it was okay that she understood-- just stuff people usually say when you tell them a family member passed.

    Ahh. I feel like a dummy. I know what I did was wrong.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:19 AM
    Alty

    Muddy, welcome to be human, we tend to fark up once in a while.

    If anyone on this forum has never told a lie, a whopper, then they can yell at you all they want, if they want. I will just sit in the corner remembering the time I told someone that I had to go to the hospital in order to get out of going on a date with him.

    I may have told him that it was fatal.

    Sigh.

    Shyt happens. Sometimes you open your mouth and words just flow out before you can think it through. Welcome to my world. ;)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:25 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Muddy, welcome to be human, we tend to fark up once in a while.

    If anyone on this forum has never told a lie, a whopper, then they can yell at you all they want, if they want. I will just sit in the corner remembering the time I told someone that I had to go to the hospital in order to get out of going on a date with him.

    I may have told him that it was fatal.

    Sigh.

    Shyt happens. Sometimes you open your mouth and words just flow out before you can think it through. Welcome to my world. ;)

    Hahaha thanks Alty. You make me feel a lot better. I feel like such a bad person.

    Well at least I feel bad... :(
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:27 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahaha yea, human. The biggest thing is that you actually feel bad for doing it. It's those people that lie and don't feel bad that are the real bums.

    I once told an employer that my grandfather had died to get out of work. He had already passed on, but my boss was such a nice guy he even gave me compassionate pay. Talk about guilty conscious for a VERY long time!
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:29 AM
    Alty

    Quote:

    The biggest thing is that you actually feel bad for doing it. It's those people that lie and don't feel bad that are the real bums.
    Hey, I don't call you names! ;) :)

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