He didn't say... I think its good in a way,particularly if there are no after school activities,a paper round is always a good money earner,although now that I think about it,that was probably not my best idea.
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He didn't say... I think its good in a way,particularly if there are no after school activities,a paper round is always a good money earner,although now that I think about it,that was probably not my best idea.
Be back in a bit,need to feed the dog and get this young one to bed.
It is a great idea. As long as its for good reasons.
I am having a week from hell. There isn't a person out there that hasn't snapped my last nerve. Had funerals to attend. My payroll check bounced. Work for a living and you can't even count on that living.
Hi, Sunny.
I hope the day/week gets better.
Hi, Red. When you get back. :)
Is everyone already gone? I was napping.
Waddup Adam?
Hey Kc, I am actually getting my things together and getting ready to head out the door. I will see you tomorrow. Have a good evening and a happy birthday.
Appreciate it buddy! Have a good one yourself!
My first post on the new castle thread and it isn't even flirtatious. How sad.
Just a Happy Birthday note, KC. I guess the Reno trip got called off.
Hey KC, is it your birthday? Cool... happy birthday...
So how many birthday punches do you want?
Happy Birthday KC :)
And J-Lo's back , happy days all round :)
Ha Ha... nice one blacky :cool:
I already am buddy ;)
So if you see my Beer Truck outside your reception... :cool:
My dog just farted.
Ya, I shared.
Hop in Alty :cool:
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I want to do something fun on my answering machine. I found these. Opinions?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Hi. This is Jeff:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi! ______'s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.
This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Hello. I'm not at home right now because I'm out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don't call you back, you're probably one of those changes.
Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message
Hi. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
Which one should I do?
I like the "leave your mastercard number" one. It's not identity theft if they give it to you.
I like the one that goes:
"Hello?........ pause
GOTCHA SUCKA
leave a message"
Sarah
Hello, you've reached ___and ___. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. ___ likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slow. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
I like all of those.
Personally, I think M is right, even though I'm not in school so Academics is out, the beer thing is right on the money.
I also like the call screening one. :)
Haha good ones Alty!
One of the BEST anwering machine messages I have heard is someone saying
"hello........... hello........... can you speak up?......... HELLO???!......... You have got the answering machine please leave a message"
:p
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