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Originally Posted by redhed35

there is only one holy grail...

the great and most reverved token of power...

THE WHIP.

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Do you even think for one second that I would put my lovely Suzy in jeopardy? :cool:

Then you can have a beer

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Originally Posted by Stringer

All this breaking of the rules is not is not permissible. There will be fines and jail time. Anyone who defies the rules will also have an 'L' placed on their forehead.....

Adam, let this be a lesson, women have many tools and one of them is their wily ways....you are young, you need experience so just watch and listen....K?

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Don't forget their killer wit,cool heads and outstanding beauty!

Want to do a deal for your minion?

The whip for your deputy?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

All this breaking of the rules is not is not permissible. There will be fines and jail time. Anyone who defies the rules will also have an 'L' placed on their forehead.....

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Stringer I just busted right out lauging. That was a good one.

I am going to go and feed myself to the gators now. Are you guys going to miss me when I become a cop?

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

then you can have a beer

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A cheap reprise for a man's soul... :(

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I am going to go and feed myself to the gators now. Are you guys going to miss me when I become a cop?

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Will I miss you? Ha! I will see you more I am nuttin' but trouble.

Hey!!

What's goin' on??

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

True. I will probably see you more than now then huh?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I am going to go and feed myself to the gators now. Are you guys going to miss me when I become a cop?

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Its OK adam,we have a spare penis in the glove compartment of the van.

Off to the gators you go..
Wheres your sheriff now?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hey!!!!!

What's goin' on?????

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

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Not at all, just working all my woman evil on adam.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hey!!!!!

What's goin' on?????

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

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Wait, did you write something?

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Originally Posted by adam_89

True. I will probably see you more than now then huh?

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Say What?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

its ok adam,we have a spare penis in the glove compartment of the van.

wheres your sheriff now?

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Playing with the spare penis

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hey!!!!!

What's goin' on?????

Am I typing in invisible ink? :)

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I see you stringer...

Give us a loan of that ole whip will you?

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

playing with the spare penis

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Oh sunny,your so funny.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

playing with the spare penis

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Very nasty, just nasty... see Adam... another of their evil ways...

But when they want something... it's all... :):):):):)

Where were we now
Oh yes, stringer my love, (whispers in ear) oh how handsome you are and how delicious you look, how 'about you hand over ole suzy q and we have a little fun

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Originally Posted by redhed35

i see you stringer...

give us a loan of that ole whip will you?

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Whip?? I know nuttin' about no stinkin' ship... what whip?

Red, I will distract him, when I say go you grab the whip and run

But for fun could you yell YEE HAW!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

where were we now
oh yes, stringer my love, (whispers in ear) oh how handsome you are and how delicious you look, how 'about you hand over ole suzy q and we have a little fun

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Hee hee... you know that it would take a LOT more than that sweety... :)

Well well well, I am a dummy. I went out and bought a gun to use on you guys but I forgot to buy bullets. Argh!!

Oh let me nibble along your neck dear (be ready red) mmm you smell so hot and manly, lets loosen your grip... on... that... whip... oohh your holding it so tightly

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Originally Posted by adam_89

well well well, I am a dummy. I went out and bought a gun to use on you guys but I forgot to buy bullets. Argh!!!

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Well you dumb arse

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

red, I will distract him, when I say go you grab the whip and run

but for fun could ya yell YEE HAW!

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"YEE HAW" huh... let me write that one down now... let's see (flippin' threw my rules book)...

Aaaah HA... see, right here it says 'any reference to YEE HAW is considered not to be politically correct and punishable by 322 nights in the slammer!! '

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh let me nibble along your neck dear (be ready red) mmm you smell so hot and manly, lets loosen your grip...on...that...whip...oohh your holding it so tightly

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Cause it's mine... :eek: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

"YEE HAW" huh...let me write that one down now....let's see (flippin' threw my rules book)...

Aaaah HA...see, right here it says 'any reference to YEE HAW is considered not to be politically correct and punishable by 322 nights in the slammer!!!!!'

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'taint no big deal there boss red and I have been there before. Its rather peaceful at times.

Geeze... you guys are slow to respond here... come on... have at me!

What did you and Sunny do there all alone with nothing else to do?

I was working on the whip adam. Run along now. You just worry about what's going to be done to you.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

What did you and Sunny do there all alone with nothing else to do?

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?? :confused: Please explain Adam?

Eh them hey red did I lose you again?

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

I was working on the whip adam. Run along now. You just worry about whats going to be done to you.

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You see Adam... another example of who is going to throw you to the gators... you have to know where your loyalties lye .

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

eh em hey red did I lose you again?

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'Kitchen' must have got hot? :rolleyes:

What do you want stringer?

A duel?

Sword play at dawn?

A cheese cake cook off?

Tell me stringer..

WHAT DO YOU WANT??

I'm here I'm here.. distracted by the news.

Did you know the kennedys were irish.
County wexford.

Anywoo.. where were we.

Well, it seems I never get a break...

Planned a small party for my son's birthday this coming Saturday... family and some close friends. Planned on having something good; steaks, corn on the cob, beer, mixed drinks, deserts, nice fire in the fire pit...

Well, now it has turned into a fiesta... so far more than 70 people have said that they will be here. It seems that my son invited his whole softball team, their kids and wives... (pets!)AND it is supposed to rain!! Can't use the patio!

I think the menu has changed to burgers!

Yes where are we now.
Adam is tied up and the Sheriff and I are working on the whip.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well, it seems I never get a break...

Planned a small party for my son's birthday this coming Saturday...family and some close friends. Planned on having something good; steaks, corn on the cob, beer, mixed drinks, deserts, nice fire in the fire pit....

Well, now it has turned into a fiesta...so far more than 70 people have said that they will be here. It seems that my son invited his whole softball team, their kids and wives...(pets!)AND it is suppossed to rain!!!! Can't use the patio!

I think the menu has changed to burgers!

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Oh I feel your pain. I have had that happen to me. I usually invite one in law over and they all come in herds. UGH!

The sheriff is having catering problems.

While he contemplates the faith of the dietery requirements of a million people in his back yard,we should whip ole suzy woozy from under his gordon ramsey cookbook.