Ask Me Help Desk - Doomed again!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I need to be good....for a while...:(

RED!! I need you! See this nonsense above.
Someone needing to be good. Puh-leeze Stringer. Ok then, just sit and watch. In case we get out of line. You can threaten us with the whip Salvador. Oh yes, I said Salvador. I am hardly going to be threatened with a Sarah.

Chicken wings at the castle ballroom ( giggling )
Well if they serve us up chicken wings I am kicking off these god for saken heals. I tried to clean up and look respectable, but for chicken wings? Bring 'em on! ( kicks off shoes and hikes up gown )

Hey sunny I see chay is on the boards,pour her a whiskey,the good stuff.

Fancy a sing song?

Yep that's what she needs to come out of hiding. Come on Chey, Chey, Chey. Come on girl...

CHAY! Come on woman.

Ball gowns sunny,I'm a jeans and boots woman.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

RED!!! I need you!! See this nonsense above.
Someone needing to be good. Puh-leeze Stringer. Ok then, just sit and watch. In case we get out of line. You can threaten us with the whip Salvador. Oh yes, I said Salvador. I am hardly going to be threatened with a Sarah.

S....U....S......Y!! Susy... Susy, say,, "SUSY" Please, she is listening... :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

CHAY! come on woman.

ball gowns sunny,im a jeans and boots woman.

Yes but I remember taking them from the Queens closet and we forgot to hang this one back up. May as well break it in right. I am so jeans and heels or boots, but for now this will do. May as well slop it up good. Hang it up and they will all thing Queen Alty is a slobbering drunk ( chuckling )

Chicken wings!

Why does the chat always lead to food?

I'm drooling on my keyboard.

Can we have chocolate for desert?

Poor auld stringer,correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you pinch 'susy' from alty,who had an original male name attached??

So,in fact susy,is a man with a girls name attached?

Like a boy called sue.

I rest my case.

Council?

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Yes but I remember taking them from the Queens closet and we forgot to hang this one back up. May as well break it in right. I am so jeans and heels or boots, but for now this will do. May as well slop it up good. Hang it up and they will all thing Queen Alty is a slobbering drunk ( chuckling )

Who told? :eek:

Giggle.

You can borrow it for tonight, just have it dry cleaned before you bring it back, or give it to Unky, he's our errand boy. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Chicken wings!?

Why does the chat always lead to food?

I'm drooling on my keyboard.

Can we have chocolate for desert?

Spicy ones,oh and garlic mushrooms,and a few chips (fries) thrown in for good measure.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

S....U....S......Y !!!!!!!! Susy...Susy, say,,,,"SUSY" Please, she is listening....:)

Sarah, S... U... S... Y as you put it.
Maybe you should have two whips. I mean if I am getting the whip put to me I prefer Salavador. Can't you get it from Alty for the time being?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Chicken wings!?

Why does the chat always lead to food?

I'm drooling on my keyboard.

Can we have chocolate for desert?

When its red and I we like food and drinks.
Oh don't mind the gown. It makes a nice moist towellete after the wings. Anyone want to try? Drop a bit of drink and clean fingers... works beautifully.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Who told? :eek:

Giggle.

You can borrow it for tonight, just have it dry cleaned before you bring it back, or give it to Unky, he's our errand boy. :)

Its rumor Alty and there are pictures. Just so you know.

Or do that,wiping your fingers underneath the table cloth.. not that I ever did that,well maybe once or twice.

Bring on the dancers... dance sunny dance,any old jig will do.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

or do that,wiping your fingers underneath the table cloth..not that i ever did that,well maybe once or twice.

bring on the dancers...dance sunny dance,any old jig will do.

I'm dancing red!
Wait this darn gown! I am tripping on it. Grab right here red and hold ( sunny rips gown up to knees )
Perfect! Not clear off this table I am coming up.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Sarah, S...U...S....Y as you put it.
Maybe you should have two whips. I mean if I am getting the whip put to me I prefer Salavador. Can't you get it from Alty for the time being?

Salvador is the whip I had a long time ago. I had to be awol for a while and I asked Stringer, my trusted friend, to take over. I handed him the whip with the promise to give it back when I returned.

Well, low and behold, the next day I came back, asked Stringer for my whip and he refused to return my property. He renamed my poor Salvador, had him attached to his wrist and I've been trying to get him back ever since.

Now poor Sal has been renamed Susie, he/she hangs on Stringers wall crying for his original owner.

So I'm whipless. I've tried to find a replacement, but to no avail. I need Sal, he needs me, but sadly he's trapped in Stringers house, hanging from the wall, unloved, uncared for, yearning for me.

It's a tragedy.

Omg wow, this thread moved FAST

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Originally Posted by redhed35

poor auld stringer,correct me if im wrong but didnt you pinch 'susy' from alty,who had an original male name attached???

so,infact susy,is a man with a girls name attached??

like a boy called sue.

i rest my case.

council?

Yes, counseling... you are way over thinking this :)... HER name is Susy... Atly had misnamed (her). :)

Hey jennie,as stringer once said 'miss a little miss alot'

Hey Alty I have one thing to say about that now.
At least your not whipped like Stringer is...

Hahaha slapping my knee

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Sarah, S...U...S....Y as you put it.
Maybe you should have two whips. I mean if I am getting the whip put to me I prefer Salavador. Can't you get it from Alty for the time being?

Alty's new whip is a fake and she knows it... :eek::)

No Stringer. Salvador is now Suzie. So cleary red had it right, a boy name Sue.

YouTube - Johnny Cash "A Boy Named Sue" ORIGINAL

That's not true! Alty I offered you a new and very well broken in whip! She just wants HER whip back from Stringer. Bad Stringer! *wags finger*

Sorry I took a while to reply

Bye unky have a good one
Hi jennie, what's the happy haps :D

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Originally Posted by redhed35

hey bear,fancy a drink,there on the castles tab.
waiting on the chicken wings and ham sandwiches.

Yes please I do need one :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yes, counseling....you are way over thinking this :).....HER name is Susy....Atly had misnamed (her). :)

Alty (um me) bought Sal, trained Sal, oiled him every night so the leather wouldn't dry up. We practiced together, we slept together, we were one.

I lent him to you for one day, one day only. You pulled off a few tassles, unmaned him and renamed him Susie.

Poor Sal. I'm sure he still dreams of the time we spent together. I'm sure he misses me as much as I miss him. :(

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yes, counseling....you are way over thinking this :).....HER name is Susy....Atly had misnamed (her). :)

That's your story and your sticking to it! Hmm yes hmmm.

Want to a chicken wing?

So what your saying again Alty, is Stringer made Salvador in to a drag queen? Not fitting for a castle I say.

A enuch whip.. thats freaking tragic.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

thats your story and your sticking to it! hmm yes hmmm.

wanna a chicken wing?

For some reason I just busted a gut here.
Pass those wings.
Wait Chey is here, so now there is pie. Wings, drinks, then pie.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

So what your saying again Alty, is Stringer made Salvador in to a drag queen? Not fitting for a castle I say.

He turned poor Sal into a woman! He ripped tassels off, he unmaned poor Sal. Sal and I, we were like peas and carrots. :)

Poor Sal, forever doomed to live out his life as Susie. It's a tragedy. :(

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

For some reason I just busted a gut here.
Pass those wings.
Wait Chey is here, so now there is pie. Wings, drinks, then pie.

What about the chocolate? :eek:

Oh jayus,hide the pie on alty!

Sunny,bear and chay... aka PARTY!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What about the chocolate? :eek:

I just figured you knew it was chocolate pie. With some fancy truffles on the side.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

He turned poor Sal into a woman! He ripped tassels off, he unmaned poor Sal. Sal and I, we were like peas and carrots. :)

Poor Sal, forever doomed to live out his life as Susie. It's a tragedy. :(

Ok forest there's pie.. hush now... here pie lots of pie

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Originally Posted by redhed35

Ok forest theres pie..hush now....here pie lots of pie

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. :)

I don't want pie, I want chocolate! :(

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

OK girls. Red listen up.
Sal still has a tassle left swinging. (hee hee) Well will save him from this nonsense of hanging on a wall and return him to Alty. We party until Stringer is not watching and we make the plan.

Someone give that woman pie...

Chicken wings,chocolate pie,drink,a castle.. its like fantasy food fest.

I heard that sunny, I'm telling... unless you can buy me off :D

Yay pie buddies! I must confess, I am in an orangey mood this week. Orange flavored whipped topping!

What was this about kidnapping a pie? I mean whip? No I meant pie.. no WAIT whip!