I do too, this one I had to comment on.. It's really out there

I'M BACKKKKKKK!!

I know you were all missing me. ;)

Of course we were

Speaking of missing you... where in the hek have all the ladies been today?

I know, I haven't seen Alty all day

Sh!t, nobody even noticed I was missing.

No more porn allowed, I have returned to work so my AMHD/porn multi-tasking is now over.

It was confirmed that my daughter has Fifth Disease/Slapped Cheek... some kind of viral infection that causes a rash and for her to look like she is blushing profusely or just ran a 100 mile marathon.

Of course, she is no longer contagious and has infected everyone in her contact for the last couple days... SWEET!

So you don't believe me that the open bar is over the top expensive... you are already paying for so much, I would seriously consider the barrel concept, then when the barrel(s) are tapped, your guests pay.

Your beautiful blushing bride isn't going to enjoy the roudy guys out there spilling beer on her $1000.00 wedding dress... (KC!! :D)

PM me and I will be sure to give my addy... Always wanted to travel to Jersey. ;)

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Speaking of missing you...where in the hek have all the ladies been today?

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So you can only miss me when you have no other ladies to converse with... you like ruffling my feathers! :D

Sorry to hear about your daughter... perhaps she just saw a pic of me and the blush won't go away... common problem with the ladies... :cool:

How long does that stuff last?

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Sorry to hear about your daughter...perhaps she just saw a pic of me and the blush won't go away...common problem with the ladies...:cool:

How long does that stuff last?

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I heard about six weeks.

Thankfully hers is different, she isn't having any other symptoms... i.e. itchy skin or fever. So it should just be a matter of time. I have been feeling my cheeks warm all morning, like when you are blushing and am not sure if I am a hypocondriac or I am beginning what she had. :confused:

How are you doing today, my beautiful tiger?

Hey y'all...

Not much going on here today.

Doing well doll. Just working, kind of, and getting through the day. One more day until Friday... YES!

I'm ready for Friday too- the boss will be out!

Wonder what mischief I can get into...

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Doing well doll. Just working, kind of, and getting through the day. One more day until Friday...YES!

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Do I get to come make you purr this weekend or are you too busy for all that?

Unfortunately I have too much going on this weekend for purr activity... working all weekend.. gotta make that money... daddy needs a new sex toy!

Figures but there is ALWAYS time for purring...

You shouldn't get your parents sex toys, that is just creepy.

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Figures but there is ALWAYS time for purring...

You shouldn't get your parents sex toys, that is just creepy.

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Ba-zing!

Did anyone hear about how Nick Cannon(the dude married to Mariah Carey) said he could beat Eminem in a rap battle?

Just thought I would let you guys know

I like Eminem.

::flinches::

Nick Cannon couldn't even sniff Eminem's underwear...

I think Eminem would kill him in a rap battle, there simply are no other rappers better than Eminem. He is lyrically the smartest MC out there. Didn't Nick Cannon try to put out a rap record and just like his movies, they flopped..

I also want to see Eminem destroy Rick Ross in a rap as well. Ross was slinging some major racial slurs around about Em

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Nick Cannon couldn't even sniff Eminem's underwear...

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Hmmm, who's underwear would I like to sniff...

I prefer panties. :D

You would sniff my underwear... I wouldn't recommend it... just sayin'

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You would sniff my underwear...I wouldn't reccommend it...just sayin'

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Boys underwear are icky.

I don't think I have ever been tempted to smell any man's underwear.

I am bummed about the non-purring weekend. :(

It sounded like a great time. :D

I have no doubts it would have been a great time... I will have to take a raincheck for a future weekend.

Just name the time, you have a bit until your schedule clears up... but by then maybe you will have that new toy. :D

::hoping for a swing:: :D

Damn the board is really sucky today... LAME

Hay, Where is Muddy? I haven't seen her around?

It is, nothing is really going on. I wonder what's going on

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Hay, Where is Muddy? I haven't seen her around?

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She has been a bit more random about when she is on anymore.

Muddy is preoccupied at the moment... :cool:

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Muddy is preoccupied at the moment...:cool:

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Aren't we all... back to my diddling now. :D

This is an epic FAIL day for the board. I for one am not happy that this many people had better things to do than entertain me... :cool:

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Muddy is preoccupied at the moment...:cool:

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That sounds pretty naughty ;)

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This is an epic FAIL day for the board. I for one am not happy that this many people had better things to do than entertain me...:cool:

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Or too bad the right people weren't here to entertain you. Guess you will just have to work today!

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That sounds pretty naughty ;)

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This is the naughty room. :D

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She has been a bit more random about when she is on anymore.

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Thanks Justy,I used to love to see her funny pics during the day,she always got me goin' :)

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Or too bad the right people weren't here to entertain you. Guess you will just have to work today!

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Awww... jealousy once again Justy... I am sorry, come hither and I will hold thee :D

LOL. Not jealous, just hoping the right female comes around to entertain you.

I am striking out.

That isn't fun.

You didn't even pounce on the idea of getting a swing.

A swing is not fun for me... I don't need a female to entertain me... just the normal group of you guys spouting off about sexual desires while I do my usual lurking, that's all. I am just not used to Alty, Muddy, KP and others being in here. Of course, your entertainment is always appreciatied... ::ppurr::

You don't know what type of swing I am talking about apparently...

look it up when you get a chance.

Yeah, you are a lurker, not a participater, just a random spot off, here and there.

I love my naughty talk though.