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Originally Posted by Stringer

Moving in with Starby? Priceless........... :rolleyes:

No kidding! :rolleyes:

You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(

Just throw it away Alty... please don't try and read the newspaper articles. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(

Yet another piece of useful information from the human encyclopedia alty, I'm going to win a lot of pub quizzes with this info thanks alty :D

Starby you need him on a shock collar or something , so you can make him earn his keep when you want him to lol :D
But maybe just put it up on the legal boards to see if they can think of anything :)

I might just post on the legal board, or ask Judy if she's got any idea's.

I like the shock collar idea! Hahahaha!

Oh, someone is awake! I guess I better stop talking! I never know when he's watching. Uugghhhh!

Lol you could always use it as a threat :D
As long as your not reading the posts out loud he shouldn't be any the wiser :D

Starby, are you reading aloud again. Read in your head, just like I taught you. ;)

Bear, I'm a fountain of information, ask anything, go ahead. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Starby, are you reading aloud again. Read in your head, just like I taught you. ;)

Bear, I'm a fountain of information, ask anything, go ahead. :)

Hmmm soooo many questions and only one chance, well how can starby solve her life intrusion and get back to normal day to day stuff like falling over in the snow :D

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Originally Posted by albear

hmmm soooo many questions and only one chance, well how can starby solve her life intrusion and get back to normal day to day stuff like falling over in the snow :D

Do you want the legal answer or the illegal one? :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do you want the legal answer or the illegal one? :cool:

Hmmmmm both, then starby has a back-up plan :D

Well, the illegal plan would have to wait until Spring, the ground is simply to frozen to dig a hole. ;)

Legal plan, call the cops and tell them to remove him from her house, but that would mean losing the friendship forever.

Either way she's screwed. She's too nice to kick him out and he knows it. It's up to him to get his act together and move on, so he's really the one who needs the legal advice at this point.

Any more questions? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well, the illegal plan would have to wait until Spring, the ground is simply to frozen to dig a hole. ;)

Legal plan, call the cops and tell them to remove him from her house, but that would mean losing the friendship forever.

Either way she's screwed. She's too nice to kick him out and he knows it. It's up to him to get his act together and move on, so he's really the one who needs the legal advice at this point.

Any more questions? ;)

Hmmmm yea but they're kind of more vague and stuff, but I know who to go to if I need to ask anything then :D,

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Originally Posted by albear

hmmmm yea but theyre kind of more vague and stuff, but i know who to go to if i need to ask anything then :D,

Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)

Lol don't worry about that

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)

Nawwww we a but simple souls... right Bear.

I might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

Correct stringer

My double cheese, double pepperoni, double mushroom, hand tossed pizza is here...pipping hot and terrible for my health.....but delicious still...wow, that's hot !!!!!!!! Need a cold beer to go with this...be right back......

And I need a napkin too the cheese is melting all over my fingers....

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Originally Posted by albear

i might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

correct stringer

"Danger Bear" "Danger!!!!!" YOU, are asking for it... :eek:

Awww damm it stringer that sounds delicious, I'm on bacardi and dr pepper and sausage rolls lol

I know its dangerous but alty offered to answer questions so I had to return the favour :)

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Originally Posted by albear

i might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

correct stringer

I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

Hmmmmm...

Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

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Originally Posted by albear

awww damm it stringer that sounds delicious, im on bacardi and dr pepper and sausage rolls lol

i know its dangerous but alty offered to answer questions so i had to return the favour :)

Yours is probably more healthy... than mine... but OH BOY is it great!

I know, but your kindness has probably led you into a trap that will be your demise... :(

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yours is probably more healthy....than mine...but OH BOY is it great!

I know, but your kindness has probably led you into a trap that will be your demise....:(

Hey, my question isn't that bad, you boys should have no problem answering it.

I'm waiting... :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

Hmmmmm........

Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

I KNOW>>>I KNOW>>>>>PICK ME TO ANSWER>>>>>PICK ME!! paallllaeeeeese....!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I KNOW>>>I KNOW>>>>>PICK ME TO ANSWER>>>>>PICK ME !!!!!! paallllaeeeeese....!

Okay Stringer, give it a shot, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay Stringer, give it a shot, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

Okay... are you paying attention?. are you ready for this inovative answer?. sit up straight now... lean forward... that's nice... hmmmmmmm?

Cause..........................we.......don't..... ...................have 'um......! (and we want theirs)

Ah ha... there you go, the answer that women have been asking for; for eons... now you know...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

Hmmmmm........

Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

Alty alty alty alty, there are sooooo many reasons men love boobs

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Originally Posted by albear

alty alty alty alty, there are sooooo many reasons why men love boobs

And those reason are? Come on, I deserve an answer. Make a list. ;)

Stringer gave you a great one,

Mine would be because they make great pillows :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

And those reason are? Come on, I deserve an answer. Make a list. ;)

HEY... HEY... (stringer waving his arms* sigh) Look at # 945... LOOK!!

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Originally Posted by albear

stringer gave you a great one,

mine would be because they make great pillows :D

In fact did we find out where starby's guest was sleeping because she did seem ticked off that he was sleeping soooooooo much, hint hint

I don't have a penis, and I don't want one. So why do men like breasts just because they don't have them? Confused. :(

Pillows? Pillows? Really?

I don't think I'm getting the whole truth here. Is this a man secret, are women not allowed to know?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I don't have a penis, and I don't want one. So why do men like breasts just because they don't have them? Confused. :(

Pillows? Pillows? Really?

I don't think I'm getting the whole truth here. Is this a man secret, are women not allowed to know?

You have been given two good answers of the many, many answers... that are available. Each guy can give you his own personal reason (some you don't want to hear... ). The only other one that we at privilege to divulge is that it (they) are hard wired into our brains as part of the reproductive process just to get out attention......

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You have been given two good answers of the many, many answers.....that are available. Each guy can give you his own personal reason (some you don't want to hear....). The only other one that we at privilege to divulge is that it (they) are hard wired into our brains as part of the reproductive process just to get out attention......

Agreed they're like eye magnets

Back in a few... taped "LOST" and we are going to watch it and finish our PIZZA!.

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Originally Posted by albear

agreed theyre like eye magnets

And there in, is the problem my friend, we are not supposed to be rude and look, yet they dress to emphasize them... what's a guy supposed to do, I ask you?? (confused)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Back in a few....taped "LOST" and we are going to watch it and finish our PIZZA!....

Lost... pizza... im so jelous right now :mad:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

And there in is the problem my friend, we are not supposed to be rude and look, yet they dress to emphasize tehm....what;s a guy supposed to do, I ask ya?????? (confused)

I know what the hell, yea alty that's my question if were not supposed to stare how come you ladies put them blatantly on display :confused:

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Originally Posted by albear

in fact did we find out where starby's guest was sleeping because she did seem ticked off that he was sleeping soooooooo much, hint hint

Hey... hey... hey! Ewwwwww!! Nooooo! Why did you put that in my head! Nooooo! Go away... out of my head... ewwwww... icky poo... :eek: That would be like... gross... ewwww... noooooo! Now I can't even talk to him... nooooo!. not him... ewwwww!. burned into brain... noooooo!!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Hey...hey...hey!! Ewwwwww!!! Nooooo!! Why did you put that in my head!! Nooooo!! Go away....out of my head.....ewwwww....icky poo.....:eek: That would be like....gross....ewwww....noooooo!! Now I can't even talk to him......nooooo!!.....not him....ewwwww!!!.....burned into brain.....noooooo!!!

Lmao, oops sorry starby I forgot you might read that, :D I blame the drink

Sorry starby anyway I can make it up to you :o