Goats? Lol
Hey spydy how you doing :)

To think I was nice to that tweeny-bop, however, I must say that I made the same mistake before...

I'm doing quite well, until I saw about your kiddy problem :)

Lol not my problem :)
I have different things to worry about :)

Good, I didn't literally mean a problem, merely an annoyance- :)

Okies, :) people like that are just part of life, I try to make the best of it and ignore them lol

Hello spydypants :D

Hello? HI! Hope you guys are doing great;)
Finally got one second to see what you guys are up to;)

Hello starty pants and friend

Hi bear... I am going to watch a movie, I just saw you so I wanted to step on in here and say HELLO! I hope you are doing good... HUGS!! Bwwwaaahahahahhaha

YouTube - tesla love song lyrics

Remember Love is all around you;) heehee

Ptchew... ptchewwwww

Lol, thought you'd sneak those hugs in and run did you :), awww well since its you I guess ill let it slide. Hope your doing better than me :) enjoy your movie, hope it's a good'un.
Lol I was hoping tesla had been forgotten, but you wouldn't let that happen :) wheres that tiger lol

Hey FlyB, Hey Starty! How goes the struggle comrades?

Spydie, spin away, I can't kill them, they're everywhere. Darn flies, I'll get them all if it kills me.

What's this about goats? Did I miss something? This is what happens when you don't read back. :(

Oh, I just said hello kids (and goats) ;)
Everybody! Flies on me! At Altys place!

There's more than enough for 20 or 30 spiders, so bring all your friends. :)

I swear that they multiply even when they're dead. :(

Mmmmm... FEAST! Flypaper works too, but I'm glad you recruited me! It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it! :)

Better you than me Spydie, my way doesn't seem to be working very well. :(

I know, flies can be a problem, we had a flea problem for awhile... just kept getting bit. I even released 'bug bombs' when my son was away. I just posted on the 'sex questions' thread Alt.

I saw your question, sadly, I'm not sure of the answer. I'm pretty sure that having an orgasm doesn't help you conceive, as for positions, I'd say that standard missionary is probably the best, gravity works. ;)

Yup, flies suck. I'm keeping up with my killing spree though, I will win, I won't give up, I'll never surrender. I think they're on to my plan though, they're starting to buzz at me, they're fighting back. Silly bugs, I have many tricks up my sleeve. ;)

Alty, I was watching a program about sex the other day. And supposedly when you orgasm it causes the cervix to contract and dip down into the seminal fluid- thereby increasing your chances at conceiving. This was a scientific study mind you. But until I can find the documented proof I'm not endorsing this as fact quite yet.

And then you chew hubby's head off right ;)

Yep, procreation, then recreation ;)
I figured you would have a field day with that last comment of mine :)

LOL
I was just sitting over in the corner watching ;)

I do that you know :)

Yup, M likes to watch, it's his thing. :)

Well, that's interesting, orgasms promote conception, no more orgasms for me, I'm done having kids. ;)

Yeah, I only want one. But I'm 22 and I like to orgasm very much thank you. So I guess I'm doomed to have a large family... unless the IUD does what it's supposed to :)

Uhhmmm... glad I can't conceive then!!

Ha haa ha. Funny.:)
Yeah men are EXTREMELY lucky they can't conceive and bear a child. They couldn't handle the pain, let alone lugging around a baby for 9mos. :)

Nope, men can't handle that sort of pain. If it was up to men to procreate, one man would have a child, tell the others how bad it was, and none of them would try it. The human race would die.

Now, we women, we know it hurts, it hurts like hell, it's the worst pain you'll ever experience, but we still have more than one. Really, I think there's something wrong with us. ;)

I love my two, and two is enough, especially considering all the pets I have, I couldn't handle another child right now. ;)

Got to run kids, be good.

Oh, Starby says hi, she's sans computer for the next little while, or at least we hope it will be only a while. She says hi, be good, miss you lots, lub lub lub you all, and batman have beer for her, and buy her a laptop (I threw that one in). Oh, she said "She'll give you a lap dance for a lap top" sounds like a fair trade to me. ;)

Night all.

Alty out. :)

However supporting it for 32 years is fun.

Ouch, 32 years? Tell Starbs she has a taker for a lapdance-laptop exchange. I'm getting a new one for X-mas anyway. (woot)

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Ouch, 32 years? Tell Starbs she has a taker for a lapdance-laptop exchange. I'm getting a new one for X-mas anyways. (woot)

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Spydy
You want a Lapdance from starby :confused: :confused:

Man that's just out there Jerry... ok I volunteer to watch ;)


Hey stringer :)

Nope... do I look like a lapdance lover? Afraid not dear.

Yeah, FlyB what's wrong with a lapdance. For my 18th b-day my best friend took me to a strip club.

Doing fine buddy, just got back from Olive Garden and dinner with the family with Marta, son, daughter in law, 2 grandchildren and one "guest" that my granddaughter brought along... the check with tip was over $255.00... supporting again.

Are you ready to dive into the weekend my friend?

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Yeah, FlyB what's wrong with a lapdance. For my 18th b-day my best friend took me to a strip club.

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Oh nothing... I just didn't think girls were into watching other girls Lapdance for some reason :eek:


I'm proud of you spydypants ;)

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Doing fine buddy, just got back from Olive Garden and dinner with the family with Marta, son, daughter in law, 2 grandchildren and one "guest" that my granddaughter brought along... the check with tip was over $255.00.....supporting again.

Are you ready to dive into the weekend my friend?

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Ha Ha... just as well your loaded stringer LOL

Yep I have about 1/2 hour left here and then off for the weekend :)

You should be :)
So is Mr.Spyder... LOL!
I'm not really what most people would call a bisexual but some women are attractive to me. And in my relationship we have no problem with each other noticing an attractive person- male or female

Ok... it is now 12:25 am, Marta is calling me... so see you later, M have fun and a cold one for me...

Will do

Night stringer