I LOVE duck.
Starduck... Mmmmm
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I LOVE duck.
Starduck... Mmmmm
Ooooh, I can't believe I didn't come up with Starduck, dangit, it was right in front of me. ;)
How could you not?
Now alty, I really don't see you as a duck...
More like... peasant? Alteasant? Perhaps RABBIT? Altabbit?
Rabbit? Me? No way, I'm an owl, you know, a predator, I feed on wee mice and, wait, owls eat rabbits. Okay, I'm a tiger, yup, a tiger, I slink around and eat wildabeast and, wait, they eat rabbits too. Okay, I'm a wolf, a sleek, beautiful she wolf, I eat, no way, not another one. Okay, I'm a rabbit, a fast rabbit, a really fast, really smart, not going to get eaten, rabbit. :)
::Waaaahhhhh:: Starduck? I sound like a dish on a Chinese Food Restaurant menu! I want to eat the Chinese food... I don't want to be a dish! Baaaddd Sneezy... Baaaadddd Alty! ::Waaaahhhh::
Aw, poor Starduck, it's okay. Come here, I'll give you a hug, you can cry on my shoulder.
Quick, Sneezy, grab her and stick her in the oven! Muwahahahahahaha.
I can see it now. You sit down at a chinese restaurant... ask the waiter for the special... in his extremely asian accent:
Wee hab po yoo... stah duk.
ROFLMAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Stah duk. LMAO! Stah duk, it's fun to say, let's say it again. STAH DUK! :)
Ducky, are you okay? ;)
Oooh, time to add some more seasoning, you're coming along nicely my fine feathered friend. :)
This is fun.
::I can't... I can'ttt... breaaathhh:: ::Cough... cough... gurgle... gurgle:: ::Open lid,. OPEN LID:: ::getting sleepy... very sleepy::
Lullaby, and good night, close your eyes little ducky. ;)
You'll wake up in a bed of leeks and potatoes...
... or you won't. Heh
If I hear another 14 year old kid saying she might be pregnant, I'm going to hurt someone.
I see you went to that thread as well, or is there another? Please tell me there isn't another.
14, go play with your dolls, that's the only kind of baby a 14 year old should have.
I feel your pain Sneezy, what's this world coming to?
It's okay now! DatMan came to save the day! You can't outwit DatMan! You can all go eat dirt! Pppthhhhbbbtttt! :p
I'll join you... geeeezzzzz! Unreal! Where are these kids parents?Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
They're at the playground :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Uh huh! I believe it's a special playground where they serve drinks, wear thongs above the top of their jeans, meet with the drug dealers on the corner, and do the bump and grind on the playground dance floor. Wait... I think that is a regular playground! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
It's sad. My son is 9, does that mean I have 5 years left before he becomes sexually active, or is that wishful thinking, will it be sooner?
We have "the talk" whenever he's willing to listen, or asks questions. So far we have a good foundation, he still at the "mommy knows everything" stage. But 14, that's when they know everything, or at least think they do. I remember being 14, I wasn't an angel, and no one could tell me that I should stop what I was doing. Bad things didn't happen to me, they happened to other people, or at least that's what I told myself. I got lucky, lived to tell the tale, but now I just shake my head.
The question is, how do you get through to a 14 year old, because we're just old fuddy duddy's that want to ruin their fun. Not so fun when you're 14 and pregnant.
Not far from the truth M, sadly not far at all. Parents today believe that they can just let their kids do whatever they want. As long as mommy and daddy can go out and have fun, who cares what junior and princess are doing. All of a sudden Princess comes home pregnant, and junior has an STD, and the parents are mad. "Where did we go wrong?". Really? Do you want a list, because I can provide you with one, no prob. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
If they don't grow up in a stable home, and they don't have rules to live by and someone they can talk to, they want attention, and will get it wherever they can! Also, they think they are bulletproof... like we all did at that age. Only now, things have changed, and there is so many more temptations to do things that are bad, and sometimes even deadly for them.
Whewww glad I wasn't incriminated in that duck scheme... I am innocent.
Okay, did I scare everyone away? Sorry. :(
I have to go for a bit. Time for the munchkins to go to beddy bye. I'll be back later. Be good, no getting pregnant or impregnanting while I'm gone. ;)
We will try Alice! Can't make any promises! LOL!
Inncocent, well, maybe. The question is, would you like to join us for dinner Stringer? Roast duck. MMMMMMMM. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Got to go. Later all. :)
I somehow think String Man may have been an accomplice! I betcha he was the one that went shopping for the leeks and potatoes! You really didn't go to Lowe's yesterday did you Stringy?
Well, me and the duck go way back, just ask Start...Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
I had to go outside and play ball with Niki... she insisted! There is nothing like a bossy Dog! I even tried quacking at her... she just looked at me weird! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Okay, I'm bored Batman! I have to respond to a letter my mother wrote me... and I'm not liking it! I've been putting it off all day... uuurrrggghhh! She's not happy with me, and after talking to Alty, and a few others, they think the situation should be the other way around... ::sigh:: What's a girl do to? I know I'm going to get flack no matter what I say! My parents didn't call me on my B'day, or since. I only got an angry email this morning.
EDIT: It's pub time isn't it? LOL!. I didn't notice the time.
Hey Starbykins, did you respond to the infamous email? If so, how did it go. Just remember, you are not the one that's wrong, it's your parents, but they don't have the whole story, or at least your Dad doesn't. Use your second language (sarcasm) obviously being honest hasn't worked.
Did you read the copy I sent you? I haven't sent it yet! I'm sitting here LMAO right now at something KP wrote. Oh, he is too funny!
I haven't checked my email yet, I'll do that now and get back to you. :)
Or, you could call me. You know you want to. ;):)
Helloooo?
::knock knock::
Hello? Anyone?
Friend? You're not in the corner today?. what's going on today?
... ok, I'm back to studying...
Correction. I'm going to start studying...
Sneezy, M's still sleeping, he'll be on in around 5 hours. ;):)
Studying? Yuck, I hate studying.
I hate studying too!
This speaks volumes of how I'll enjoy med school.
I'd rather clean than study.
Funny break?
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You know, stringer, I've never seen a three stooges show in my life. Weird huh?
I don't know if you guys have seen this:
YouTube - Bear cub falling asleep
Too cute Sneezy. My kids do that once and a while. ;)
Hey Stringer, how you doing? ;)
Hubby's birthday is today, I need to go buy a present, or should I just greet him at the door with a red ribbon wrapped around me? Remember, I have kids, they'll be up, so, should I? ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
I think I know that feeling! LOL! The bobbing head, almost falling off your chair and you catch yourself at the last minute feeling. :p
How's tricks kids? It's hooottttt here today! I have both AC's going full blast, and it's still 80 degrees in my house! :eek:
Everybody's gone :( I just got a call from my old partner in crime, whom I haven't seen in yrs! She is in town, and we are going to get together either tonight or tomorrow, and go tear up the town! :D I can't wait! I haven't been out for a girls night on the town for ages! Be on the watch for two women on a mission! LOL!
I hear he's also handsome, bullet-proof, and has powers of invisibility.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Well... drink enough tequilla and its true.
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