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Yuch! A Cat!
Oh Mag... you are a grump!
Honey, I've had snakes, snapping-turtles,bred apricot poodles, had other dogs like shepards and airdales and cats. My dad taught me to love all animals. With my health right now, and in the past - I have company and comfort without having to take him for a walk out in all kinds of weather.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Larry is so mellow - he can compete with any two-legged - especially the last jerk I had. Be kind Mag.. it all depends on how you get treated in life by those you treat well.
Night,night.
P.S. You should have known - he's my avatar too..
I finally had to retire the SPAM mousepad
Well... since his name is Larry and he does you right I'll make an exception... this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chery
I thought we were going to meet in Vegas so you could give it to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
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Originally Posted by Chery
What a cute little fella! (Not the cat) How old is he?
I'm not a big fan of cats either. We saved a kitty from the shelter, but it won't take to our retriever. Poor cat (Apache) lives in our basement until we find a better home... I go down there to work out for about two hours a night and it just stares evilly at me. I'm starting to hate my workouts!
Last night I said good night to you fine folks and went to bed, our dog (Hanna) sleeps on a bed next to our bed.
I forgot to close the basement door and the cat worked her way up the stairs into my room. First there was the breathy hiss, then a two tone moan. You know that terrifying scream cats do when they fight? Yeah, I almost pis*ed the bed. Poor dog flew to her kennel terrified. Nikki almost had a heart attack and was frozen in terror... I was laughing when I saw that she couldn't even talk. LOL... Anyway, I'm giving away a cat to anyone who's interested. I will pay for shipping and will even put the cat in a padded envelope for comfort.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif Thank you Mag. I love you too! Even though your not four-legged.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Greg, In a BAG?? Cats are territorial and need to know that the dog was first.. then it would have accepted the family as it should have. Sorry it did not work out - but maybe you really did not want it to. That's OK. Not all people have to like cats, but please don't hate them either, just because they don't wag their tails for you does not mean that they are evil. Knowing you, I'm sure the 'bag' was a joke. If you keep it, the cat and your dog will get along if you stay out of their 'conversations' and don't reveal your fears to either of them, they will be fine. I had a dog that metamorphosized like a warewolf when me or my daughter were threatened and you should have heard the sounds out of her... My cat can also raise his hair and growl like a dog when he does not like a person or animal around me. They have a special sense about them and are not scared of showing it. I think ALL animals are super, even he poor tarantula my snake ate. Heck, I eat cow, pig, fish and horse, so what does that make me?
TaTaForNow,
Cher
EDIT My two-legged little fella turned 17 months old yesterday - working on the terrible twos. Talking about metamorphosis...
I will take the dang cat... LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
[QUOTE=Chery]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif Thank you Mag. I love you too! Even though your not four-legged.
I'm three-legged. Does that count?
I'm sorry. I'm just too naughty and I can't stop!:o
Naughty, but NICE, dear Mag.
There have been some super three-leggeds in my life, but that's all behind me now (no pun intended here.. ). What I need now is just someone to be here for me, and Larry has not left me yet in 16 years - his hugs scratch me a little, but he shows he cares without much blah,blah...
The rest of you three-leggeds here can talk to me any time cause I know you care too - you're all just little too distant geographically.
HUGS!
Moo Shoe Pork
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Bush said each one of us would get 300.00, it was 800.00 but they dropped it to a 300.00 tax rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China , if we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.
The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, that is the only business still in the U.S. I don't know any Crack dealers anymore.
You silly young man... crack is also produced outside the U.S. Remember VietNam?. China made sure that dope of any kind was cheap and easy to get so that the soldiers would get hooked and the U.S. literally slowly but surely get messed up from the inside - growing slowly outward to destroy minds and cities to take over later. Invest in some seeds and start your own home-grown healthy stuff so that you know what's in it - that's better.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
For those of you who think investing in weapons - well the best are still imported, so sorry about that too.
One thing I can think of is Native American casinos, but who can be sure of that - not me.
So, yup, beer - or still good ole american produced cigarettes would be my best bet.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif Any other suggestions?
I have a suggestion!!
SPAM... we could just all buy spam!
Nice to see you Chery!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_122.gifNice to see you too Start. Your're right.. and then get some chickens to lay fresh eggs. I just love spam with an egg on top! Yummy!Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
I say I hate spam...
But honestly I haven't ever tried it, if I ever ever do... I will put a freshly fried egg right on top of course! LOL
LMAO!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chery
Just keep the cat box outside please. Outside, at the end of the driveway please. That way, the cat will always be able to find it since he is staying outside too. Don't bring that cat in here. I'm warning you. I am armed and as you are well aware, a little more than half crazy.
Oh Boy! I have just been inspired by the Grand Wazoo of the Eleventh Plane to reveal a new prophecy. Here it is:
Barrack Obama is the AntiChrist.
You heard it here first folks... directly from the Grand Wazoo of the Eleventh Plane of Spamativity.
Roy Orbison died just before they filmed this. That's his guitar sitting in the rocking chair rockin away. Sooo Good!
YouTube - Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line
Listening now, love it...
Maybe somewhere down the road a ways, you'll think of me when someone plays, Purple Haze. Yea.
That video (Roy Orbison) is not available in my Country according to you tube!?
Welp that is too bad cause it was real good. Maybe I can find another link for you... Hold on:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg Quinn
YouTube - Traveling Wilburys........End Of The Line
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Sorry Mr. Quinn, I think this is the same but it's worth a try...
I forgot about this album, WHY OH WHY? Thanks Magatory!
I can't farkin type today... it's a sure sign I need some sleep!:( Driving me mad!!
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Originally Posted by startover22
That was a kick*ss video! Thanks, sorry I haven't been around lately... My work has taken up so much of my time and Nicole is struggling with her practicum, so at night I'm researching and helping with lesson plans for the following day +Dog+Cat+Bird and Cute Kayla. I hope you are all doing really well and I hope to be less busy in the coming months to chat more.:rolleyes:
What is she studying? I know it gets busy...
Magatory is to be thanked for the video. He knows his stuff!
Wood stove is going and it is so warm, feels like a winter night in Alaska.
Thanks Mag.
Nicole is teaching grade 4 at a Catholic school, the teacher she has been teamed up with is just useless. She pawns off everything on Nicole and gives 0 direction but expects results, its very difficult to build a lesson plan for children when you don't know what they know already. Sadly there has been no change. She was crying today after work, she had another bad day. Tonight I sent her out to go shopping for some new duds to sport at work tomorrow and then to her dads who has taught grade four for many many years. I'm on the phone with her now and she says she feels better. Anyway I'm signing out... G night folks.
Howdy Mr. Quinn. Glad to see you back.
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And don't forget to visit the Spam store. I just bought another Spam tie myself. I got Spam jelly on my other one and the stain won't come out. Hey, I like to look sharp.
Here is my favorite Spam page. It is like... well... heaven. What is SPAMŽ? | SPAM.com
SPAM Single lite?? What the heck? What? They have Garlic SPAM? Holy Crap Mag, this is WONDERFUL! I just never knew...
Oh yes, it is a virtual cornacopia of Spamtastic treats!
Better late than never... I am a firm believer of canned Spam now! Too bad some people had to dirty and blame a computer problem in it's name... Who do you think can be sued for this?
And now, just a little something to make us all feel better:
Hoping all of you are having a good weekend and sending a few virtual hugs - ain't done that for a while.. huh..Quote:
SMILE OF THE WEEK
(contributions for this section are most welcome)
=: Monkeys :=
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
[author unknown]
Mag and Start... you are on my daily schedule for hugs, hope you got them..
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Chery! That is awesome. I am left with several monkeys in my portfolio!
Well, dear, I guess you need to think positive about this and start training them to do something constructive - like choking some currupt CEOs. That might solve a few problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
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