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  • May 12, 2009, 09:36 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?

    Justy. Tonight you have to come with me to the party, I need a supervisor/chaperone/friend to hold my hair while I'm puking. You in?

    Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke??

    Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:
  • May 12, 2009, 09:42 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Well then who holds my hair whilst I puke???

    Chaperones don't get to get drunk and dance naked on the table tops... if you got drunk with me, I would have you rethinking your 'boy team' theory... :D :eek:

    Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)

    Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D

    Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)

    Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so you, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.

    Give me boys! :)
  • May 12, 2009, 09:47 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Dang! Now I'm afraid of you. ;)

    Okay, maybe NM or Shazzy should chaperone. :D

    Rethinking the "boy team" theory? I don't know. I love boys, boys are fun, they have all the right parts in all the right places. Girls, well, I've got all that equipment, it's no fun playing with something you see every day, unless of course it's your own. ;)

    Never played on the "girl team" always wondered a little bit though. After all, we gals know what other gals like, where all the buttons are, so ya, the thought has crossed my mind, but I just love boys too much.

    Give me boys! :)

    No worries Alty.

    I am not asking you to permanently switch teams. :D
  • May 12, 2009, 09:51 AM
    shazamataz

    What are we chaperoning now? :eek:
  • May 12, 2009, 09:52 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    No worries Alty.

    I am not asking you to permenantly switch teams. :D

    LMAO! Good to know. :p

    I'm here for a good time, not a long time... :D

    Are the boys still lurking? Waiting with open jaws to see what happens?

    Should we give them something to watch Justy? A little sumpin sumpin to get their blood boiling?
  • May 12, 2009, 09:53 AM
    kctiger

    I would be happy to join in...
  • May 12, 2009, 09:56 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My head hurts. What exactly did I drink last night boys?

    I think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

    Least that's what the police report said
  • May 12, 2009, 09:57 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

    least thats what the police report said

    Sarah hasn't even recovered from her hangover, she is still missing.
  • May 12, 2009, 09:57 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I would be happy to join in...

    Can you handle two women KC? Two experienced women? You may not survive this. Is it worth it?

    Come on over, we'll try to be gentle, but no promises. :cool:
  • May 12, 2009, 09:58 AM
    kctiger

    Sarah is still in my bed... :cool:

    As far as handling you two... well, I didn't plan on doing the handling... that is up to you gals.
  • May 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I would be happy to join in...

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    ::shaking finger::

    ut, ut, uh... you have to be choosey. You can't have it all... yet.

    Right now, you are only being teased. ;)

    Reinstating previous comment. :D
  • May 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i think sarah was passing out "three wise men" shots...

    least thats what the police report said

    "three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?

    Police report! :eek:

    And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(
  • May 12, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Sarah is still in my bed...:cool:

    As far as handling you two...well, I didn't plan on doing the handling...that is up to you gals.

    So, you just want to watch do you? Are you bringing popcorn and a video camera?

    Are you inviting any of your friends? Should we charge admission? :)
  • May 12, 2009, 10:01 AM
    Romefalls19

    I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch... With popcorn
  • May 12, 2009, 10:02 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    "three wise men" shots? I'm so old, what does that consist of?

    Her post
    Ask Me Help Desk - View Single Post - Your worst sexual experience.

    The link
    Three Wise Men shot drink recipes
  • May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    shazamataz

    God save all of you when Sarah reads this...

    And how the heck are you typing with Sarah in the bed... it'd be shaking about too much!
  • May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And there goes the mother of the year award again. :(

    On Mother's Day, when we were all eating I went to go look for a soda.

    My daughter is on the back porch, I said 'Wow, you ate really fast.', she said 'we're eating?? What?'... LOL, oops, I didn't even remember to feed both of my children before going to get a plate, sit down and eat...

    I lost my Mother of the Year award ON Mother's Day!
  • May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I am a father of two, no admission for me. I get a write off, but I still want to watch...With popcorn

    The popcorn is $5 a bag, a chair to sit in will cost you $3 and taking the blind fold off will cost you $10.

    Gratuities not included. :D
  • May 12, 2009, 10:03 AM
    shazamataz
    That sounds yukky :eek:
  • May 12, 2009, 10:04 AM
    Justwantfair
    That drink sounds lethal... holy cow! What is she thinking??

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