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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I kill him and take his place. I'll teach you everything I know, you'll turn into a well rounded, sincere, kind, gentle, sympathetic, loving man. The girls will go crazy over you! Trust me, this will work. :)

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I've tried that already it doesn't work :)

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Originally Posted by albear

ive tried that already it doesnt work :)

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When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:

Remember, if you need to get rid of the body, you can refer here:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/crime/...-281946-4.html

Scary! :(

Leave dave alone he's all right

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Originally Posted by albear

leave dave alone hes alright

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You sure? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:

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I try to be the best person I can be aon a daily basis :) but I shall learn your teachings :D

Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You sure? ;)

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Yea preety much... stop making me doubt myself :confused:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!

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Deal :D

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Originally Posted by albear

deal :D

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We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.

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I shall look forward to it :D

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Originally Posted by albear

i shall look forward to it :D

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You say that now, but wait. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You say that now, but wait. :D

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:)

I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(

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Really? This is a serious problem, at first I thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. But maybe you've been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm

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Originally Posted by albear

really? this is a serious problem, at first i thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. but maybe youve been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm

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Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(

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Hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( I miss alty :( :( :(

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Originally Posted by albear

hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( i miss alty :( :( :(

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But I am Alty. I'm still the same lovable, huggable, naughty vixen that I was before, heck, maybe even a little more so. :D

It really is a good song. Have you even listened to it? Hmmmmm?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Hey, since "Friend" isn't around this early,...sleepytime in OZ...do you want to help me raid the hotel gift shop on his credit card? No one else is here...we could just sneak in!

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I have you on camera starby :cool: