Oh CBW... oh my God, I can't stop laughing. THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!!
Uh hun, where's my... (but just stands in one spot and doesn't even attempt to look aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh)
p/s. Wed night is officially man bashing night. So love it...
Now... continue...
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Oh CBW... oh my God, I can't stop laughing. THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!!
Uh hun, where's my... (but just stands in one spot and doesn't even attempt to look aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh)
p/s. Wed night is officially man bashing night. So love it...
Now... continue...
Ah but ruby they aren't always bloody good for that either half the time we have to show them what we want and then they don't get it bloody right lol
I have found one I want to pounce on.
Why is it that they think it's all about THEM?
Probably because they have two heads...
Actually, I cannot disagree with you on that one my dearest CBW.
My husband used to stand there kind of twisting his hand saying, "Where is the thing a mah jig." I would be looking at him saying, "WHAAAAT?" He would keep repeating it, saying, "You know, the thing a mah jiggy." I would always tell "Sorry, out of thing a mah jiggys. Would you care for a whatchamacallit instead?"
J_9, LOL cause they usually make it all about them :) aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
CBW -- crack me up!!
This is so much fun! I feel guilty, but heck it's fun!!
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God, I love You!
Cool J_9.
Okay monkey girls. No sense in complaining if we isn't going to do something about it.
So, let's build our ideal man.
Who would like to contribute first... hmmmm
Okay, I'll go first.
I would like him to have a ponytail. ( I am easy to please LOL )
Oh yeah what's the pony tail for so you can lead him about the house maybe?
He has to have a large monkey spanker too
Wednesday is actually date night at our house.
But I've had a b!tch of a day, and I'm willing to bash anything and everythign right now, as long as I get to do it with a pipe wrench.
6-pack abs and a tight butt!!
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He needs to be able to do dishes, laundry, and ironing.
Okay so far we have
1) Pony tail
2) VERY large monkey spanker...
Anyone else?
6 pack abs, tight booty!!
He must know the difference between PMS and we just don't like them that day.
The brave lion is here to spank you all silly and cook you all up for a good easter dinner. Never mind the man spanking tool. I can use my paw.
Joe you are VERY VERY BRAVE! You just stepped into the monkey den!
Ok look can he just look like george cloony with a huge you know and a bit younger??
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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
George Clooney is ick!
How about a young Harrison Ford?
How about Luca? LOL, you know Laura!!
I love Stephen Segal (w/pontytail), but someone said he hit his wife or something.
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OH S H I T E I forgot about luca or dr green would do ooooo I'm getting hot and bothered
Steven Segal lives about 30 miles from me, he is a JERK!!
Saw him at the mall one day.
LOL j_9... is he really?? How tall is he?
Lion has a very big paw.
Janine, I am still waiting for my assessement from you.
Monkey den is real stinky right now. I figured I would just take a peak.
See what all the stink is about.
Leo the brave lion. Roar.
Well all, I must go now. Many monkey hugs to you all.
Lion paw shake to you allheart.
Did not mean to crash the party.
I know when I am not wanted around. ;(
By AH my love take care xxxxxxxx lots of monkey loving to you xxxxxx
Joe if it's that smelly I can show you where the cleaning cupboard is giggle I know how much you love to clean ;)
I have no choice but clean. My wife does not do it. Somebody has too and usually it is me cleaning up all the mess...
When will all the mess just go away and leave me alone.
I should get paid for all the cleaning.
Omg, i am sounding like a house wife aren't i?
I don't know heights, but would say he is a couple inches taller than my hubby, I am 5"2, hubby is roughly 6 - 8 inches taller than me, so maybe around 6 feet or so?
Anyway, supposedly his daughter had some kind of cancer and they took her to St. Jude's here in Memphis and loved the area so moved in.
LOL WOO HOO finally Joe is admiting he really is a women ;)
I am pregnant. Looks like maybe 5 months.
Joe, dear, how does that make you feel?
Makes me feel fat.
Giggle rubs hands together hell j capture that lion women its worth a lot of money ;)
Hmmm how much money do you think. You can send the money directly to my family here in canada. I hope you pay up.
I am already captured by my wife so it would be just an exchange.
All right the lion is going to sleep now.
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