Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Apparently celebrating the 6 month anniversary is the new thing. Maybe because most people don't get to a year, and they want gifts. ;)

I've never celebrated an anniversary. The only relationship that lasted long enough to even think about it, was with a jahovah's witness. I LOVE giving gifts and celebrating things, so it was awkward trying to figure out how to handle the 1 year/valentine's day thing with someone who's religion doesn't allow for celebrating dates or giving gifts.

Plus, there was the added awkwardness that I had decided to end it as soon as the play we were both in was over. I didn't want to deal with having to spend several hours a day with him right after a break-up. It would have been a completely new level of awkward for us and the rest of the cast.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Ohh that sounds nice! But a war museum? I would like it, but most girls wouldn't. Is she into that kind of stuff?

She's into history. I would have taken her to the wildlife reserve, or take her snorkeling to see the underwater relics, but she's not a huge fan of the outdoor stuff, nor is she a strong swimmer... I have a little bit of time. I'll keep coming up with new ideas.

I still think it's a good idea especially if she is into history.

Alty, I think I may have solved your house fly problem. I just made myself a cup of chamomile tea, and went to take a sip and a friggen fly flew in it. Put it down and another one flew in!

But Bella, I don't want to drink Chamomile tea with flies in it. :(

Sneezy, I love the museum and dinner idea with your orgasm roses, I mean orgami. ;)

Heath, JW's are hard to shop for, good move breaking it off before it got to that point. :)

I heard of a way to get rid of houseflies...

Apparently, if you get a zip lock bag, fill it halfway with water, seal it, and hang it by your door, the flies will avoid it.

Something to do with their vision; if they sense movement, they will avoid it at all costs, and if you place water in a plastic bag, and as it moves, it will create an image of movement.

I have yet to try it, but it's all the rage here in boonville.

Speaking of gifts, have you guys clicked on the advertisement to the right side of this thread?

I thought, "Cool bracelet..."

And clicked on it.

Check out the price

TeNo Steel & Leather Braided Bracelet w/Snakewood Clasp

... DUDE! IT'S LEATHER!!

Boonvile. LMAO!

You're such a city boy.

I'm still thinking about your orgami roses. If a guy took the time to fold paper for me, I'd swoon. Just saying. ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Speaking of gifts, have you guys clicked on the advertisement to the right side of this thread?

I thought, "Cool bracelet..."

and clicked on it.

Check out the price

TeNo Steel & Leather Braided Bracelet w/Snakewood Clasp

...DUDE! IT'S LEATHER!!!

I like it. It looks like a whip made into a bracelet. Can't go wrong with that.

I think we all see different adds. For the past day or so, the ad that shows up for me is one of a necklace with a tiara pendant. Thanks Sneezy! :(

... It DOES look cool... but $175 for a leather bracelet?! PSHHH

Oooh, want to see the roses I make?

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Ooh, the ad changed.

Now it's;

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...It DOES look cool...but $175 for a leather bracelet?!? PSHHH

Oooh, wanna see the roses I make?

Sure. Post a pic. I want to see these orgasmic roses. :)

Oooh... I do see that..

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6408669_n.jpg

That's a cool bracelet. I have heard of that water bag trick. Apparently it's supposed to work with fruit flies too.

My add is this glass candle thing, it looks cool but I think under further inspection it may have some sort of religious saying. I'd say that would be thanks to Hheath. :0

Ooo I like those roses sneezy. I;m with Alty here, if someone took the time to fold me 12 orgasmic roses, I'd swoon.

You that's the candle add I have too.

Love the roses. They're very pretty, and the nice thing about them, they don't die. Unless the sprinkler system goes off, then it's all bad. :)

Let's see if we can make the ad change again.

Sex! Sex! Sex! Come one, post something about sex! :)

Umm...

Tuna fish!

Speedo, speedo, speedo!

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Wth?

What does this have to do with sex?

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Who said tuna?

Maybe that's why we got a skin lightening ad.

Oh Hay-Zuess, get that thing out of here! I have one for some build your own kingdom.

... I got... a New York ad.

... IS IT WATCHING ME?!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Oh Hay-Zuess, get that thing out of here! I have one for some build your own kingdom.

The kingdom ad is on the first page for me. Must have something to do with it being a castle thread. ;)

Did you notice that there are now ads for home earache remedies in J's thread, because we were talking about Kits grandson having an earache.

They're watching us! They see everything! :eek:

Alty afraid.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...I got...a new york ad.

...IS IT WATCHING ME?!?!?

Yes, it's watching you! It's watching all of us! It's reading our... dare I say it... I'm afraid to say it... ahhhh... it's reading our... shhh... posts! :eek: :eek:

... now it's talking about insurance... and it has a picture of a car wreck.

... It knows my life!!

The kingdom building ad is enticing.

No more bullies.
No need to farm.
Improved graphics.
More fun! Free forever!
Play now!

There's a button that says "play now"

I must push the button. The computer is telling me to push the button. Must... push... pretty... button!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...now it's talking about insurance...and it has a picture of a car wreck.

...It knows my life!!!

I don't see that ad.

It's reading your mind!

Quick, put on a tinfoil hat and hide in the closet! They're coming to get us! We must act fast! :eek:

Oh god it's learning!!

Um...

... can someone... get rid of her... from our gene pool?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ex-492552.html

OK thanks bye.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

oh god it's learning!!!

Nooooo!!

But that was just a movie!

Computers can't think. They can't learn. They can't... Ahhhhhh! My monitor just blacked out! My mouse is stuck. It froze!

It's listening! :eek:

Sneezy, hold me, I'm afraid.

Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)

I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)

D... did... did you... did you just call me binky?!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

um...

...can someone...get rid of her...from our gene pool?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ex-492552.html

ok thanks bye.

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat.

Why?

At the age of 15 can you really be that clueless about sex? Did she miss the day the taught this in school? I went to a Catholic school for goodness sake. I remember the day our prissy religion teacher showed us how to put on a condom. That was in 9th grade!

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

D...did...did you...did you just call me binky?!?

Yes.

Why?

No likey?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.

Push the button!

I dare you to push the button!

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Peer pressure is hard over the internet. :(

V card, I love that.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes.

Why?

No likey?

It's... so bizarre. You... are NOT the first person to call me that today... or the second, for that matter.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

It's...so bizarre. You...are NOT the first person to call me that today...or the second, for that matter.

Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)

She has listening devices on all her play things. She called me yesterday that I was taking too long in the shower. I explained that I was just a through cleaner, but she said she didn't buy it.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

V card, I love that.

That would be Sneezy's fault.

His hip 24 year old venacular has rubbed off on me. Then he acts all surprised when I say something like V-card, or bomb diggity, or foshizzle.

What can I say, my mind is like a sponge, I soak this shyt up! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)

Not true! They... y'know... kinda sort of like me.

... This is getting WAY too weird for me. I'm getting somewhat bored, and when I get bored, I get destructive, which means I go on fbook to randomly anger people.

Yeah, so... I should go to bed. NIGHT!