Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's chit chat thread part 3

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Originally Posted by hheath541

i heard a loud popping noise about an hour ago, but ignored. heard a louder one a a few minutes ago, that sent all the cats running for cover, so i went to investigate.

i put eggs on to boil after making french toast. that was about 3-4 hours ago.

you figure out what the noise was.

:eek: Did they burn?

R burnt eggs trying to boil them once.

The water was all gone. All that was left was black burst eggs.

The smell lasted for a week, even with the windows open.

I thought I was having a stroke! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:eek: Did they burn?

R burnt eggs trying to boil them once.

The water was all gone. All that was left was black burst eggs.

The smell lasted for a week, even with the windows open.

I thought I was having a stroke! ;)

Not so much burned, as EXPLODED! There's half an exploded egg all over my kitchen floor.

Thankfully, tonight is trash night. Once the eggs cool enough not to melt the bag, I'll clean up the mess, throw out the eggs, and put out the trash.

OK, if you have a timer that doen't shut off until you shut it off, use it. Every time I boil water for iced tea, the timer gets set for 10 minutes.

Yep, I have a story to tell. I was a little one and put water on to boil when mom wasn't home. Ended up with a charcoal bottomed pot on the inside in which I had to clean before mom got home. Boy, that was a lot of work.

Alty:
Enjoy your family. AMHD can wait.

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Originally Posted by albear

Instant Rimshot

same here heath

wt?

Ever read something like this and think the worst... and then feel like you are always in the gutter when you find out...

Oh never mind.

I completely misunderstood.

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

OK, if you have a timer that doen't shut off until you shut it off, use it. Everytime I boil water for iced tea, the timer gets set for 10 minutes.

Yep, I have a story to tell. I was a little one and put water on to boil when mom wasn't home. Ended up with a charcoal bottomed pot on the inside in which I had to clean before mom got home. Boy, that was a lot of work.

Alty:
Enjoy your family. AMHD can wait.

The timer on my stove doesn't work. I'd use the microwave, but it doesn't make a sound when it turns off.

I once completely ruined a pot by 'boiling water' for about 6 hours. The bottom buckled and cracked.

I think I should stop boiling eggs.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Thanks ladies.

I'll try it all. Chicken noodle soup will be on the stove in a bit. Sadly I don't do pop. My poor tummy can't handle pop, it's used to beer and coffee. ;)

I don't have peppermint. :( I do however have a beautiful amethyst necklace. I never wear it because it's huge. If I ever get an invite to dine with the queen, it's the perfect accessory. ;) It was a wedding gift from a friend of the family. I was supposed to sell it as a down payment on a house. It's from the 1700's, white gold. I think I have a picture. Let me find it.

Attachment 31265

I'll try that. Wear it under my shirt tomorrow. :)

Have you had that appraised? If its really that deep a color with good clarity, it might be worth more than a little coin... meaning I hope you get it appraised and you insure it. Bad things happen sometimes... and that might be one hell of a piece of jewelry snuggled against thy bossom.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It was appraised 20 years ago and well, it could pay off my house.

Oops. Never mind. Question answered.

Alty he sounds like a huge JERK! Night Kitty, sorry kind of spaced out there for a minute.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

ever read something like this and think the worst... and then feel like you are always in the gutter when you find out...

oh nevermind.

i completely misunderstood.

KP, the gutter is your home.

Now move over and make room for me. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

KP, the gutter is your home.

Now move over and make room for me. ;)

There is a difference between living in the gutter and being sensually naughty.

You and I are the latter... other people we judge... they might be gutterable perverts.

I think I am one of those gutterable perverts.

Me, too.

You know, my wrists are still unslapped. I. am. Good.

=)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ml#post2377542

Somebody help me get this guy into a back alley. I'm glad to do the rough stuff. You watch the main street for interference and divert.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/2377542-post8.html

somebody help me get this guy into a back alley. im glad to do the rough stuff. you watch the main street for interference and divert.

What a complete wanker :eek:

There are a few grammaticle errors in his post that he needs to work on.

Have I ever mentioned that I LOVE ripping into a$$hats like him?

OK, time for me to go clean up exploded eggs, clean out the litter boxes, take out the trash, and crash.

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Originally Posted by jbarnes1985

There are a few grammaticle errors in his post that he needs to work on.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

Since when is disvirgin a word? It's not in any dictionary I've ever read.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

have i ever mentioned that i LOVE ripping into a$$hats like him?

I am no angel.

I've done a pretty decent job of controlling my temper over the years. Most of the time.

Some days I've not done so well and gotten away with it. It happens. Sometimes its good to hear another person labor to breathe after you've hit first and are lookng down at them.

But really...

I've been ticked off, pi$$ed off, etc enough times over the years... somehow this guy is a top five for me.

I don't expect any fellow guy to be a saint... we are idiots... and we are crude sometimes by our nature...

All that said... this punk is also an idiot.

He doesn't deserve any woman's love

I just get a deep sense of satisfaction knowing I was able to use language to put someone in their place. It's even better if I can phrase it so they're not sure if they were insulted, or complimented.

That man is an insult to men! He pi$$ed me off so bad I couldn't even respond.

How about this one?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philos...le-476265.html

Arrr!

Disvirgin boy is going to need a new head when I'm done with him.

KP, you hold him down, I'll slap the snot out of him.

Men like that make me so darn angry.

German girl is about to get her temper on.

I want to slap him with his own penis!

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Originally Posted by J_9

How about this one?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philos...le-476265.html

J, my post to him will probably be deleted. :(

I hope not Alty. He needs a slap in the face as well.

He! I'm all into slapping people tonight!

Urgh, the night started bad!

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Originally Posted by J_9

I hope not Alty. He needs a slap in the face as well.

He!! I'm all into slapping people tonight!

Urgh, the night started off bad!

I'm with you J.

Just lead the way. We'll take turns holding and slapping. :)

I think you are doing a pretty good job all by yourself.

I need to go to bed. The birds just woke up.

I think the scratches on my wrist are mildly infected. If they're still red tomorrow, I'll pick the scabs off and scrub them with bactine, again.

Night Heath...

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Originally Posted by J_9

I think you are doing a pretty good job all by yourself.

Thank you madam.

Enjoy it for now, I may be banned tomorrow. :eek:

At this point it would be worth it. Besides, Ben loves me too much to ban me forever. Right? He'd only kick me off for a few days. Wouldn't he?

Ben! I'm sorry Ben. I didn't mean to do it. Get your finger away from the ban button. Please, give me another... um... a 3000th chance! :eek:

Should I promise to behave or have we all come to the conclusion that that's just not going to happen? ;)

Night Heath.

Wait... the birds are up?

Morning Heath. :)

Nope, not going to happen. We all know you too well.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Nope, not gonna happen. We all know you too well.

Shhhh, some people still believe I have it in me to be good! ;)

I do try. I really do. I just can't. I really can't. Some people just bring out the mad in me.

Let's be honest though, some people really deserve to have their heads ripped off and have me shout down the hole. :cool:

Oops. Was that out loud? :eek:

Oh crap! It's time for bed. I didn't realize how late it was.

Family fun day tomorrow. I get to see my cousins ex wife and the kids. I'm thrilled! I just hope I stop throwing up by then. :(

Pepto Bismol, tea, crackers, chicken soup, my amethyst necklace and... what else was there?

I'll either be super well tomorrow, or worse then I am now. ;)

Night all.

Sweet dreams Alty. Hope you feel better. Have fun.

Hello Hi Bonjour!

Mornin' Muddy

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Originally Posted by J_9

Mornin' Muddy

What's up J_9 :)

I'm going to the salon in 15 min, I want to try something new but not too new. Any ideas?

Ugh, I want to try something new too. Well I did actually, got colored. DARK and I'm usually blonde.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Ugh, I wanna try something new too. Well I did actually, got colored. DARK and I'm usually blonde.

Nice!

Well I have long dark hair. I'd like to keep it long, so scissors are NO option lol. I look very ugly with short hair. ICK!

Maybe get a few blue streaks in my hair?:p Go a little lighter? :rolleyes:

You know what's going to happen? I'll go to the salon and do the same thing I do... get a deep condition, get a 1/2 inch trimmed off my ends and then styled.. lol I'm sooo boring.