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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

I knew it. I am the special one.
OK all jokes can be left quiet!

And, pray tell, what jokes could they make.. :rolleyes:

Bummer Unky.
Well just lay low until Stringer leaves. We will take good care of you my boy.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

That's what I'm saying bud...:eek:

Sheriff, you can't put Unky in jail, who will clean up the pigeon poo? :eek:

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Bummer Unky.
Well just lay low until Stringer leaves. We will take good care of ya my boy.

Danger! Unky... Danger Alert!! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sheriff, you can't put Unky in jail, who will clean up the pigeon poo? :eek:

NO, NO, no... I was telling him that his question; 'put the guys in the dungeon was not something that woud benefit him... :(:)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

That's what I'm saying bud...:eek:

But who'll take care of the Duck's statue, I need to renew the treatment against pigeon poo every day, look after the castle... :(

Sunny ill swap your 5 year old for my 17 year old..

And ill give a jar of strawberry jam with the 18 year old..

It seems their arms and legs are broken as regards to house work,but I'm sensing an improvement as there is talk of the cinema..

Rubber gloves and lawn mower at the ready.

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

But who'll take care of the Duck's statue, I need to renew the treatment against pigeon poo every day, look after the castle... :(

We really do keep you busy, don't we?

You can have a 5 minute break dear, but then you have to get back to it.

Did you feed the crocks today?

I... I... I... am confused... now. :D Along with some frustration... I can't explain it, this is for your benefit not to go to the dungeon buddy, so don't even put that thought in the Queesn's mind... K? :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If you're a good girl I'll send you one. :)

They're end tables. I've never shipped one before. I guess I'd have to ship them unassembled with instructions to assemble.

Interesting. Never thought about ebay. I might have to do that. :)

Oh your so nice! I would pay you for sure.

I love eBay. I buy my son new clothes on there, top names. Then when he is done and if they are not stained or torn I sell them back in eBay. So he is always dressed super nice and I always have a bit of cash on the side to spend. Its great. You should really check it out.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

sunny ill swap your 5 year old for my 17 year old..

and ill give a jar of strawberry jam with the 18 year old..

it seems their arms and legs are broken as regards to house work,but im sensing an improvement as there is talk of the cinema..

rubber gloves and lawn mower at the ready.

I have a 10 year old and a 6 year old, both with birthday's coming up soon, so they'll be 11 and 7, that adds up to one 18 year old.

Does he know how to shovel snow?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

We really do keep you busy, don't we?

You can have a 5 minute break dear, but then you have to get back to it.

Did you feed the crocks today?

And, my guns need cleaning and the bullets need shined up.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Danger!! Unky...Danger Alert!!!!!!:p

Danger! I am ashamed you would think that of me.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Danger! I am ashamed you would think that of me.

:o:o:o:o Still my loving friend?

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Originally Posted by redhed35

sunny ill swap your 5 year old for my 17 year old..

and ill give a jar of strawberry jam with the 18 year old..

it seems their arms and legs are broken as regards to house work,but im sensing an improvement as there is talk of the cinema..

rubber gloves and lawn mower at the ready.

Hmm...
Well mine is only 5 but has gotten quite mouthy. So OK, we can do this on a trial run. But I want unlimited strawberry jam.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

And, my guns need cleaning and the bullets need shined up.

My gun needs cleaning too...

... as far as my bullets needing shining... I'm afraid that I use them up too quickly for them to lose their shine.:eek:

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh your so nice! I would pay you for sure.

I love ebay. I buy my son new clothes on there, top names. Then when he is done and if they are not stained or torn I sell them back in ebay. So he is always dressed super nice and I always have a bit of cash on the side to spend. Its great. You should really check it out.

My hubby buys stuff on eBay once in a while, but I've never tried it. I'm a bit scared to do it, but I'll check it out. It may be a great way to get my stuff out there, increase sales. I may need a bigger shop. :eek:

Most of the work I do is in pine, the pics I posted are oak. I don't get my hands on oak very often, it's not cheap. The tile, I have boxes and boxes of tile. Any size, color, texture you could dream of.

Maybe I should start a thread so others can also post pictures of their work.

Hmmm. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

We really do keep you busy, don't we?

You can have a 5 minute break dear, but then you have to get back to it.

Did you feed the crocks today?

OK this is way off base. But at first I didn't read that as crocks. Hahaa Just saying...

OK back to the castle.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

my gun needs cleaning too...

...as far as my bullets needing shining...I'm afraid that I use them up too quickly for them to lose their shine.:eek:

Stop shooting the pigeons Sneezy! :(

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

OK this is way off base. But at first I didnt read that as crocks. hahaa Just saying...

OK back to the castle.

LMAO! Sunny, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

:o:o:o:o Still my loving friend?

Of course handsome. You have a way with words that makes me melt every time.

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Originally Posted by Alty

We really do keep you busy, don't we?

You can have a 5 minute break dear, but then you have to get back to it.

Did you feed the crocks today?

Well, someone has to look after the castle when no one's around...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I...I...I...am confused.......now. :D Along with some frustration....I can't explain it, this is for your benefit not to go to the dungeon buddy, so don't even put that thought in the Queesn's mind...K? :D :D :D

I'm confused too.. the jails are in the dungeon... oh, forget it. I'm going in my room now. Bedtime here. Bye Alty, Stringer, Sunny, Red, Sneezy.

Btw, there are a few people I've not seen since last year... BigB, Softy, Allheart, Guywithnolife... :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! Sunny, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. ;)

Well I had a customer come in and I read it fast and... stuttering now... oh forget it! I am back out of the gutter, but with a grin. A big grin. Got to love the crocks. Let keep them fed and happy.

Good night Unky!

Teenage girls and the summer holidays,the bane of my life.

What are ye talking about?
Cars,tables,unky,prison,stringer?

All sounds very iffy!

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BigB, Softy, Allheart, Guywithnolife

I've been wondering about them too.

I know that Allheart is just busy. She has two pups now and they keep her hands full.

Guy, I don't know. I hope he's okay.

BigBird, last I heard he got back together with his ex. The whole reason he came to AMHD was for help getting over her. Now that they're together again we may not see him until the next breakup. ;)

Softy, no idea.

It's sad. :(

Night Unky.

Nighty night unky.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

my gun needs cleaning too...

...as far as my bullets needing shining...I'm afraid that I use them up too quickly for them to lose their shine.:eek:

Got cha... :D

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Originally Posted by redhed35

teenage girls and the summer holidays,the bane of my life.

what are ye talking about?
cars,tables,unky,prison,stringer?

all sounds very iffy!!

I know its been all over hasn't it red.

Now where is that wine? Oh red, just for us and I know it, there is a bar now in the ballroom. Lets take a stroll, faster, heck lets just run!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

OK this is way off base. But at first I didnt read that as crocks. hahaa Just saying...

OK back to the castle.

Where's that ducktape?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Where's that ducktape?

For my mouth? Lol

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Of course handsome. You have a way with words that makes me melt every time.

Stop,. stop... ok... I can handle some more... :D:rolleyes::cool:

I'm so there sunny,I fancy something... well fancy,something green I think..
Wonder if there's a band playing?

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Well, someone has to look after the castle when no one's around...

I'm confused too.. the jails are in the dungeon... oh, forget it. I'm going in my room now. Bedtime here. Bye Alty, Stringer, Sunny, Red, Sneezy.

Btw, there are a few people I've not seen since last year... BigB, Softy, Allheart, Guywithnolife... :(

Allheart is here?? Hey hon, how are you?? Stringer:)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

teenage girls and the summer holidays,the bane of my life.

what are ye talking about?
cars,tables,unky,prison,stringer?

all sounds very iffy!!

I am as sure of myself as I ever was... :rolleyes::)

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

I know its been all over hasnt it red.

Now where is that wine? Oh red, just for us and I know it, there is a bar now in the ballroom. Lets take a stroll, faster, heck lets just run!

And you just love it... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

For my mouth?? lol

Hee he...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hee he...

That would be best. To bad its my fingers doing the talking. Aways getting me in trouble.
Now just settle down and come shake a leg with red and I in this ballroom.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

That would be best. To bad its my fingers doing the talking. Aways getting me in trouble.
Now just settle down and come shake a leg with red and I in this ballroom.

I need to be good... for a while... :(

Hey bear,fancy a drink,there on the castles tab.
Waiting on the chicken wings and ham sandwiches.