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  • May 14, 2009, 06:52 AM
    Romefalls19
    I'm sick of hearing it too, believe me. I work for a school district and that's all I hear anymore. More people die a year from the regular flu, and nobody causes a panic
  • May 14, 2009, 07:01 AM
    kctiger

    Seems as if Justy is lurking, while Sarah is still in bed (once again... )... :cool:
  • May 14, 2009, 07:02 AM
    Romefalls19

    You really did a number on Sarah last night didn't you
  • May 14, 2009, 07:04 AM
    kctiger

    Like that Lionel Richie song... "All Night Long...."
  • May 14, 2009, 07:06 AM
    Justwantfair

    I was trying to catch up, decided just to give up. Did some spot checking, missed the usual stuff.

    I am at home with my sick child, waiting for Alty to WAKE UP!

    ::twiddle, twiddle::

    I can watch porn today... :p
  • May 14, 2009, 07:06 AM
    Romefalls19

    Ha ha! Nice, maybe she will make you some breakfast
  • May 14, 2009, 07:07 AM
    Romefalls19
    My wifey is at home with the sickling child who thinks she needs to see the school nurse for EVERYTHING!
  • May 14, 2009, 07:09 AM
    Justwantfair

    My daughter has big, bright, swollen red cheeks and a rash over her torso, arms and upper thighs.

    She has missed 5 days of school in the last two - three months. She catches everything.
  • May 14, 2009, 07:13 AM
    Romefalls19

    If our daughter falls, nurse, thinks she got stung by a bee, nurse, head hurts, nurse, a little bump, nurse.

    At home she always forces a cough and tells us she is sick or her stomach hurts.
  • May 14, 2009, 07:22 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Hm, my family's entirely different.

    Me: Mom, I think I broke my ankle...

    Mom: That's OK... get some ace wrap and some ice.

    *three days later*

    Me: Mom, I really think it's broken.

    Mom: Nono, it's just badly sprained... just ice it some more...

    *2 more days*

    Me: Mom. It's turning black... and... I can't walk.

    *ER room and a surgery later*

    Mom: We should have gone to the ER first! Why didn't you tell me you thought it was broken?!
  • May 14, 2009, 07:25 AM
    Romefalls19

    Ha ha, I am a hockey player, so I played through EVERYTHING. I have problems with my ankles and wrists being broken and never set back in place. Bone chips, crack in my elbow and partially torn rotatory cuff
  • May 14, 2009, 07:25 AM
    nikosmom

    Sneezy, do we have the same mom? :confused:
  • May 14, 2009, 07:27 AM
    Unknown008

    Hey there everyone! G'morning Sneezy, NM, Rome, Justy and kc! :)
  • May 14, 2009, 07:31 AM
    kctiger

    What up?
  • May 14, 2009, 07:32 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Sneezy, do we have the same mom?? :confused:

    We may have the same mom... but then, she got some splainin to do.

    In the famous words of Chris Rock... "just pour some tussin on there."
  • May 14, 2009, 07:35 AM
    Romefalls19

    Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

    When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyway?
  • May 14, 2009, 07:35 AM
    Unknown008

    Nothing important, the routine... Tomorrow I'm staying at home, there's sports day. The thing is that I am not participating though I'd like to. I had a MUN briefing the day there was the heats for tomorrow.. :(
  • May 14, 2009, 07:36 AM
    nikosmom

    Yeah, Sneezy that Chris Rock bit was funny... I swear that's my mom.

    In fact one summer I had a small fracture in my ankle... just like the scenario you described. It was a few weeks later... "Why didn't you say something??"
  • May 14, 2009, 07:41 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

    When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyways?

    Sorry, I'm not interested in wedding planning. Guess I'm not the typical girl?

    If I get married- I think something small will do the job. Could care less about all the flowers and frills and crap. Let's just have a big party to celebrate. :cool:
  • May 14, 2009, 07:41 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

    When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyways?


    I'm not part of the "ladies" however, I do know the answer to this question. It's the same answer to the question, "Why do women ask us for our opinions on...ANYTHING?"

    It's their clever little scheme to let us THINK we actually have a say in things. It's in the Female Manual... I took a peek.

    ... good luck... seriously.
  • May 14, 2009, 07:42 AM
    Unknown008
    Hey I just noticed that Alty is second on the most posts list for the members atarting with the letter 'A', Sneezy is the first on the list for 'I' and me too for the 'U' lol
  • May 14, 2009, 07:42 AM
    kctiger

    Ladies ask our opinions so they can immediately lash us for them...
  • May 14, 2009, 07:42 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Good morning, ladies let me ask you something.

    When planning a wedding, why do you feel the need to involve us guys, when you are only going to disagree with our choices anyways?

    It would be wonderful to plan a wedding with your partner and the more the male is involved the less stress we feel for making sure everything gets done...

    That said, men have little to no interest in weddings and most men don't want to be involved in planning and if that is you, just tell her that. If she needs help wants something done tell her to ask but otherwise you are fine with the date and time and show up responsibility. :D
  • May 14, 2009, 07:43 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Really unky?

    ... drat. But then again, Is and Us are very uncommon...

    Not as common as the letter A...

    ... alty has no life.

    *sticks tongue out*

    Pfffbbbtttt
  • May 14, 2009, 07:43 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Ladies ask our opinions so they can immediately lash us for them...

    Grrrrrrr, you like to get women's panties in a bunch, don't you??
  • May 14, 2009, 07:44 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Men have a few responsibilities for a wedding.

    1. Get down on your knees, and ask nicely with sad puppy eyes.

    2. Go out with buddies, get trashed, and freak out about impending doom like it's the armageddon.

    3. Make sure you're not late to the wedding... and don't forget to remove the lipstick from the lapel from the stripper... seriously. Don't forget to do this.
  • May 14, 2009, 07:45 AM
    Justwantfair

    Remove lipstick??

    ::shakes head::
  • May 14, 2009, 07:48 AM
    Romefalls19

    Ha ha, sounds like you got it all played out Sneezy, sounds like a plan to me. I wanted to be involved in the beginning, then when my mom and fiancé shot down all my ideas, I no longer cared and just say "that looks nice" or "I like it" when I'm not really paying attention
  • May 14, 2009, 07:51 AM
    Justwantfair

    My partner's ideas have been...

    1. Zoot suites
    2. Halloween wedding
    3. Star Wars Theme...

    So far, none of those ideas are flying either... We agreed it will be a date and time and show up responsibility.
  • May 14, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Unknown008

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sneezy
    really unky?

    ...drat. but then again, Is and Us are very uncommon...

    not as common as the letter A....

    ...alty has no life.

    *sticks tongue out*

    Pfffbbbtttt

    Yup, you're among the top 50 though, whilst I'm on the 153rd one. Still!! :)
  • May 14, 2009, 07:56 AM
    Romefalls19

    I created another debate! Yahoo!

    I told her that I will show up on our wedding date, and the right time and promise to wear pants. My only request was an open bar

    Just have to remember to wear pants
  • May 14, 2009, 07:59 AM
    Justwantfair

    You are paying for an open bar, you know. That is an expensive request.

    What is a good option is to purchase a couple of kegs and have free beer until the supply is tapped.

    Please do remember the pants, she will probably already have them picked out... more important remember your dress socks. :D
  • May 14, 2009, 08:19 AM
    kctiger

    Open bar?? Rome, don't forget to invite your AMHD friends... :cool:
  • May 14, 2009, 08:20 AM
    Romefalls19

    Dress socks and pants! Come on you're asking too much
  • May 14, 2009, 08:21 AM
    Romefalls19
    You know it KC, got to get some nice alcohol.
  • May 14, 2009, 08:55 AM
    shazamataz

    Open bar can be scary :eek:

    When my parents got married they put a $500 limit on the bar (that was a lot of money back then!) And they told the manager of the hotel to tell them when it had hit $500 and they would decide if they wanted to take it up more or leave it.

    $500 came and went, the manager never told them when they had hit their limit... they got over $1000 worth of alcohol for free :D

    Bet he was kicking himself :p
  • May 14, 2009, 10:03 AM
    kctiger

    Kind of a slow day at the AMHD huh?
  • May 14, 2009, 10:15 AM
    Unknown008

    Hey Shazzy! :)
  • May 14, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Romefalls19

    I'm currently engaged in a nice topic about a guy's wife sleeping with another man at a resort. And she's telling him there's no way they will go to counseling, pretty intriguing
  • May 14, 2009, 10:34 AM
    kctiger

    Saw that... felt I had nothing to add. I stay out of the "cheating" threads as I get easily worked up.

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