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  • May 6, 2009, 08:31 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    YOu guys (gals) are killing me this morning.....

    Killing you in a good way or a bad way?

    Hi Starty pants. :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:32 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    yep, loud and clear, you are a bad girl NM lol

    me likey


    When I'm good, I'm bad. When I'm bad, I'm at my best.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:32 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Me too.

    But we better not let this get out to the Conservo's who say it WRONG WRONG WRONG!

    I have noticed those, I see no harm.

    I think's more harmful to act like it's a sin... just think 30 years ago, masturbation was a sin...

    Yet now we understand it to be a human necessary function...

    Just my take for an conservative's reading this. :D
  • May 6, 2009, 08:32 AM
    Romefalls19

    Which do males prefer

    Spitters or swallows?
  • May 6, 2009, 08:33 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Which do males prefer

    Spitters or swallows?

    I'd assume swallows but splatters is probably high up there too
  • May 6, 2009, 08:33 AM
    startover22
    Good of course... just my cheekies get a little red when I read back... and forward... ;) Morning sweet thing.
    I feel like I could use this whole day to just sit back and relax and NOT go to work.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:33 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    awwww..

    looking into your eyes as she's swallowing..

    ::haa::

    Sarah

    It is one option, of many, that I'm willing to entertain.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:33 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Awww ok I'll share... you can borrow "hell wh0res and high heels" ;)

    Woohoo.

    I am partial to 'Debbie does Dallas' though.

    I just love the free porn sites... they are such a gift. :eek:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:34 AM
    shazamataz

    *cough* pornotube *cough*

    What?

    Who said that?
  • May 6, 2009, 08:34 AM
    Alty

    From sex talk, BJ's, porn to politics.

    Damn we're good! :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:34 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Which do males prefer

    Spitters or swallows?

    My partner prefers facials.

    Feels some glory in seeing his seed everywhere.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:34 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    masterbation was a sin...

    Yet now we understand it to be a human necessary function...

    It's definitely a necessary function for me. Like Water. Air. Food.

    If it was a sin; guess I should be walking around with a pitchfork. :eek:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:35 AM
    shazamataz

    Nothing wrong with being in the gutter from time to time...

    I think we have built a permanent camp there though
  • May 6, 2009, 08:35 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Good of course...just my cheekies get a little red when I read back...and forward...;) Morning sweet thing.
    I feel like I could use this whole day to just sit back and relax and NOT go to work.

    I wish I could do that, but darnit, I can't. Cleaning day, and yet I can't seem to leave AMHD!

    This addiction is out of control!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:36 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Nothing wrong with being in the gutter from time to time...

    I think we have built a permanent camp there though

    No... you guys are on good behavior some days... :rolleyes:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:36 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    it is one option, of many, that im willing to entertain.

    Kp darling, I'm bored... will you entertain me? :rolleyes:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:36 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    it is one option, of many, that im willing to entertain.

    So KP, what is your pleasure? The ultimate pleasure?

    Please tell us, your posts always make me melt. :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:37 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    No...you guys are on good behavior some days....:rolleyes:

    When? Did I miss it? :eek:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:39 AM
    shazamataz

    Hey Alty, I'm too lazy to send a PM lol

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/i...gs-350304.html

    Poor thing :(
  • May 6, 2009, 08:39 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    *cough* pornotube *cough*

    what?

    who said that?

    *cough*

    Pornhub

    Huh?

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 08:40 AM
    shazamataz

    Haha yep that one too ;)

    Huh?
  • May 6, 2009, 08:41 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Which do males prefer

    Spitters or swallows?

    Don't care. Finishing at the mouth feels great... just like finishing inside a woman feels better than withdrawal... as for the what goes where, won't get my panties in a bunch.

    Shaz's "spatters" made me laugh.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:41 AM
    nikosmom

    So they boys just stopped posting? :mad:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:42 AM
    shazamataz

    I think they are all off PMing each other :p

    Now, now... keep your sexy talk public!
  • May 6, 2009, 08:43 AM
    mudweiser

    They are having a sword fight.

    Yep--I said it.

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 08:43 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Hey Alty, I'm too lazy to send a PM lol

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/i...gs-350304.html

    Poor thing :(

    I looked. Poor little pup. I don't have anything to add though, you and Silver covered it all. :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:44 AM
    Alty

    Darnit, I could stay here all day and chat, but the house isn't going to clean itself.

    I'll be back later, or in between, you know, during coffee breaks. :)

    Be bad kids, be very very bad! :)
  • May 6, 2009, 08:45 AM
    shazamataz

    Yeah, wasn't sure if you saw it or not.

    I called my mum as soon as I saw it to find out how to help!
    I got her to join but she has only had time to answer one question before...
    She gets about 200 e-mails a day off her great dane mailing list :rolleyes:
  • May 6, 2009, 08:46 AM
    Romefalls19

    I'm still here, just on the phone for Dell technical support ha ha

    And I agree, inside definitely feels better than withdrawal method.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:47 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    So KP, what is your pleasure? The ultimate pleasure?

    Please tell us, your posts always make me melt. :)

    I don't have to choose one. If all I get is a fav position, I start missing others. When all I had was oral for my pleasure, I missed intercourse.

    Today... id like to take a shower, come out in a bath towel, finish shaving at the sink, then be caught walking down the hallway to find some clothes. Pushed to the cool wall. Towel removed. Wrists held. You can imagine the rest...
  • May 6, 2009, 08:47 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    They are having a sword fight.

    Yep--I said it.

    Sarah

    Ewwww!

    Methinks I should go break it up then... :D
  • May 6, 2009, 08:48 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I'm still here, just on the phone for Dell technical support ha ha

    And I agree, inside definitely feels better than withdrawal method.

    I have a Dell! What's your number? ;)

    Really, got to go!

    Darn addiction. :(
  • May 6, 2009, 08:48 AM
    shazamataz

    Make sure you bring a rubber NM...
    Those swords can cause inflation if you aren't careful
  • May 6, 2009, 08:49 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i dont have to choose one. if all i get is a fav position, i start missing others. when all i had was oral for my pleasure, i missed intercourse.

    today... id like to take a shower, come out in a bath towel, finish shaving at the sink, then be caught walking down the hallway to find some clothes. pushed to the cool wall. towel removed. wrists held. you can imagine the rest...

    ::NM wrings out her panties::

    Dammit, why do I even bother wearing them?
  • May 6, 2009, 08:49 AM
    Romefalls19
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    ::NM wrings out her panties::

    Dammit, why do I even bother wearing them??

    I wonder the same thing.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:50 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Make sure you bring a rubber NM...
    those swords can cause inflation if you aren't careful

    Remember- we determined I'm a swallower.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:50 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    towel removed. wrists held. you can imagine the rest...

    Then she's down on you and starts filing your toe nails.

    Sarah
  • May 6, 2009, 08:51 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    I wonder the same thing.

    Well maybe I should go remove them...

    Tomorrow, sans panties for sure.
  • May 6, 2009, 08:53 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    then she's down on you and starts filing your toe nails.

    Sarah

    She could paint them OPI's Im Not Really a Waitress for all I care... I'm willing to find some middle ground. I'm a giver. I give.
  • May 6, 2009, 09:03 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    she could paint them OPI's Im Not Really a Waitress for all i care... im willing to find some middle ground. im a giver. i give.

    That's a great color, by the way.

    So what are you willing to give me?:rolleyes:

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